Villain: Fairy, please offer your loyalty

Gu Fan murmured these familiar and heartwarming names, and the smile on his lips was harder to suppress than an AK.

As a seasoned gentleman who has undergone nine years of compulsory education on Earth and is well-versed in various Three Kingdoms fan fictions, this script is a perfect match for my profession!

Prime Minister Cao, you've chosen the wrong path.

Now that I am here, it is only right that I, the Holy Son, should personally carry the banner of "Jian'an Spirit".

"System, this deserves a five-star rating! I'm definitely going to farm this dungeon; not even Jesus can stop me!"

"Good brother, where are you going? Can you take Ling'er with you?"

Chu Ling'er, dressed in a flowing white silk JK uniform, was riding on the armrest of a chair carved from millennia-old warm jade, swinging her legs.

Gu Fan chuckled and pinched her cheeks, pulling them apart slightly.

"Sweetie, your brother is going to another world to help the poor, and he's bringing back a few new sisters for you guys while he's at it. If you dare to slack off at home, when you come back I'll not only check your yoga, but also your 'spoken language skills,' understand?"

Chu Ling'er blushed and lowered her head shyly.

"Okay... I know, come back soon, good brother. Ling'er will miss you."

Calm down the little girl.

Gu Fan's expression hardened, and he regained the arrogance and domineering aura of the Primordial Demon Sect's Holy Son.

"Plum blossoms, orchids, bamboo, chrysanthemums, prepare your chariot, and follow this holy son... to conquer the Three Kingdoms!"

"We will obey the Son's decree!"

……

[Fantasy Three Kingdoms Era]

Sili is located outside Luoyang City.

Fengming Mountain.

The sky at this moment was not the azure blue of Earth, but rather tinged with a faint blood-red hue.

This is a unique celestial phenomenon formed in this high-martial-arts Three Kingdoms world due to the chaos of war and the overwhelming atmosphere of killing.

The void suddenly trembled.

It was as if an invisible giant hand was tearing a hole in the boundary between this world.

hold head high!

Nine ancient dragons, each a thousand feet long and covered in purple-gold dragon scales, pulled a platinum chariot carved from primordial divine stone as they swaggered out of the spatial rift.

"Is this what they call a fantasy Three Kingdoms story?"

Gu Fan changed into a white and gold imperial robe with the collar half open, and held a cup of freshly brewed Enlightenment Tea in his hand.

Below, shouts of battle filled the air.

Hundreds of Xiliang Iron Cavalrymen, clad in black scale armor and exuding a chilling demonic aura, were riding demonic warhorses with crimson eyes, frantically chasing a magnificent carriage across the wilderness.

These soldiers were all at the Innate Realm, and the leading lieutenant was even a Grandmaster-level expert. With each swing of his heavy halberd, he could cleave a ten-meter-long trench.

"Capture her alive! She's Wang Situ's goddaughter!"

"The Grand Tutor has declared that whoever captures him first will be rewarded with ten thousand taels of gold and granted the title of Marquis of a Thousand Households!"

The lieutenant grinned maliciously, and his demonic horse suddenly accelerated, its heavy halberd whipping up a gust of black wind that was about to pierce the wheels of the carriage.

Inside the train carriage.

A girl of about seventeen or eighteen years old was huddled in a corner.

She was wearing a light purple Hanfu dress, with her fair and jade-like collarbone faintly visible at the neckline. Her long black hair was draped over her shoulders, making her look somewhat disheveled.

But this disheveled state only served to accentuate her breathtaking beauty.

An oval face with expressive eyes.

Especially those big, watery eyes, filled with a pitiful despair.

"Godfather... will Chan'er ultimately be unable to accomplish her great mission?"

Diao Chan bit her red lips tightly, her warm palm holding a small dagger.

She knew all too well what would happen if she fell into the hands of that old devil Dong Zhuo.

Rather than suffer humiliation, it's better to end it now!

Just as she gave a desolate smile, preparing to swing the dagger...

boom!

A golden beam of light fell straight down from the sky without warning, striking precisely between the carriage and the Xiliang cavalry.

In an instant, the hundred or so elite Xiliang warriors, capable of slaughtering entire cities and annihilating entire lands, didn't even have time to scream before being transformed into clouds of dark red blood mist by this incomprehensible power.

Not even a bone fragment was left.

Gu Fan slowly descended from the sky, his platinum robe fluttering in the wind, followed by four ethereal maids.

He walked to the carriage and casually lifted the curtain.

A refreshing and unique fragrance wafted into my nostrils; it was the scent that Diao Chan herself possessed.

Name: Diao Chan

[Identity: Wang Yun's adopted daughter]

[Physique: Heavenly Fragrance Allure Physique]

[Appearance: 99 out of 100, a scourge to the nation]

[Body: 98 (Extremely well-proportioned in the right places)]

[Current Status: Desperately facing death, filled with curiosity and awe towards the host]

[Number of charges: 0]

She truly is a woman who can make even the moon blush and hide in the clouds.

The girl before me had a perfect oval face, skin as smooth as jade, and eyebrows like distant mountains.

What's most captivating are her eyes, full of affection, which retain a natural tenderness even in extreme fear.

She was huddled in a corner, her hand gripping the dagger trembling, a few strands of hair stuck to her temples with sweat. That broken beauty instantly ignited Gu Fan's protective instincts.

"Hey beautiful, wanna share a ride?"

Diao Chan stared blankly at the man who had suddenly appeared before her.

His appearance was so handsome that he seemed otherworldly, and he exuded a chilling aura of power, yet his eyes held a kind of... rogue-like purity.

Was that devastating attack he just unleashed?

"Are you... are you a deity?"

Diao Chan spoke timidly.

"He's not a god, at most he's a rich second-generation who knows a bit about picking up girls."

Gu Fan stepped aside and squeezed into the carriage amidst Diao Chan's astonished gaze.

The originally spacious carriage became somewhat cramped after a robust man squeezed in.

The domineering masculine aura made Diao Chan's breath catch in her throat, and she instinctively shrank back, only to find that there was already a carriage wall behind her.

"Don't be nervous, I'm a decent person and I don't usually do bad things."

Gu Fan sat down on his own, his fingers playfully brushing across Diao Chan's palm.

Yeah, it's slippery, it's fucking slippery.

This top-tier succubus physique makes your soul tremble just by touching it.

[Ding! Detected host intercepting key plot point, successfully thwarting Wang Yun's first step in his "chain scheme"!]

[The destiny of Liu Bian, the chosen one, has been damaged!]

[Special Reward: Primordial Chaos Body Fragment x1 (Current Progress: 5/1000)!]

Hearing the system notification, Gu Fan was in a great mood.

That reborn Liu Bian is probably still developing, right? Sorry, buddy, I'm going to take him down along with the whole thing.

"Young master... please have some self-respect."

Diao Chan's pretty face flushed red. It was the first time she had been so intimate with a strange man. Yet, she was not only not disgusted, but even felt a strange tingling sensation as he touched her skin.

"What is self-weight? Can you eat it?"

Gu Fan leaned casually against the cushion, took out a box of Immortal Realm Cream Chocolate from his storage ring, and offered it to Diao Chan's lips.

"Here, have something sweet to calm your nerves. After you finish eating, take me to see your godfather, Wang Yun. I have a big business deal to discuss with him."

Diao Chan looked at the fragrant black cube, then at Gu Fan's unyielding gaze, and inexplicably opened her cherry-like mouth.

"Mmm...so sweet."