Villain: Fairy, please offer your loyalty

Nine Heavens Immortal Realm, Primordial Demon Sect.

Gu Fan woke up amidst the warmth and softness of her body.

He opened his eyes groggily.

"Hmm... Your Highness, please sleep a little longer..."

A languid and charming voice rang out.

The so-called "once-in-ten-thousand-years" Nine-Tailed Celestial Fox Saintess was now wrapped around him like an octopus.

Gu Fan reluctantly pulled his left hand out of the Fairy of Yaochi's arms, and then gently pushed away the little princess of the East Sea Dragon Clan on his right, who was drooling.

"What a tragedy."

Gu Fan rubbed his aching lower back and looked at the stunning beauty on the dragon bed.

"I shouldn't have drunk that jar of ancient dragon penis wine at last night's concubine banquet. Now I have lumbar muscle strain."

He struggled to climb out of the comforting embrace and stepped barefoot onto the warm, smooth jade floor.

These goddesses, who could make even the most brilliant minds fight tooth and nail, were now merely the backdrop to his hangover.

"You can't drink like that next time. Even the best kidneys can't withstand this kind of abuse."

Gu Fan made a comment.

He casually picked up a branch of the Enlightenment Tea Tree, which exuded a vast Daoist aura, and began brushing his teeth.

"Hiss... This dragon whip wine really has a strong aftereffect."

I've finished washing up.

Gu Fan walked to the floor-length mirror that was polished from a single piece of Heavenly Dao Divine Crystal.

"In the blink of an eye, eighteen years have passed since I transmigrated to the Immortal Realm."

That's right.

He was a reborn person.

For the past eighteen years, Gu Fan's daily life has been monotonous and dull.

He spent his days and nights simply enjoying himself, spending money and indulging in pleasure.

Although he was born with exceptional reincarnation skills, he became the Holy Son of the Primordial Demon Sect.

But fate played a cruel joke on Gu Fan—a congenitally useless spiritual root, only at the third level of Qi Refining, making him a perfect mascot of the immortal realm.

Fortunately, his father was the Celestial Emperor and his mother was the Holy Lord of Yaochi.

"Even if you lie down and don't cultivate, the pride of heaven will still send you to my door."

Gu Fan straightened his clothes in front of the mirror, looking somewhat dejected.

"Sigh, I have no interest in power."

Just as he turned around, preparing to wake up the vixen on the bed and play a duo game to pass the time.

A crisp, mechanical voice rang in his mind.

[Ding! Host detected to be 18 years or older.]

[Villain System Activated...]

[Congratulations, host! System activation successful!]

Gu Fan was stunned for a moment.

"The Commander? Better late than never!"

"Quickly tell me, what's the deal with your rather improper-looking name?"

This system is dedicated to assisting the host in combating various chosen ones of destiny.

[As long as the host seizes an opportunity, increases the favorability of a beautiful woman, or causes her mental breakdown, they can plunder her luck points, repair their damaged spiritual roots, and extract treasures from all realms.]

Gu Fan whistled.

"Not only do they make me the villain, but they also make me the old king of the Gobi Desert? This setup... I like it."

But then, a line of small print from the system stunned him again.

[Note: The host's "special constitution" is actually a self-sealed form of the "Primordial Chaos Body" (requiring 1000 fragments to unlock)! Each time a chosen one of destiny is plundered, a "Primordial Chaos Body puzzle fragment" will be randomly obtained; collecting all the fragments will break the seal, and on the day the puzzle is perfectly activated, the host can single-handedly dominate eternity!]

Holy crap...

He always thought he was a short-lived ghost who couldn't cultivate, and his parents' doting on him was the reason for that.

And now you're telling me I'm not a loser, but a sealed master?

What kind of divine script is this?

Gu Fan took a deep breath.

A monopoly that lasts for eternity... Alright, I'll take the job.

For no other reason than so that when I go out in the future, I won't have to rely on my dad's name to get people to say "Holy Son is awesome!"

[Ding! New player quests have been released!]

[A major plot node has been detected in the lower realm, 'Cangyun Continent'.]

[The chosen one, Ye Chen, is suffering the humiliation of having his engagement broken off by his fiancée due to a regression in his cultivation.]

[Mission Objective: Descend to the lower realm and shatter Ye Chen's boastful moment!]

[Task Reward: A beginner's gift pack, 5% progress in restoring your spiritual root.]

"Yunlan Sect? Annulled engagement? Ye Chen?"

Gu Fan was amused.

This script is heartbreaking.

Following the usual procedure.

At this point, Ye Chen will endure humiliation and make a three-year agreement, then activate his cheat code and make a comeback.

"If it were a regular villain, they'd probably be wondering whether to send an assassin to give them experience points."

Gu Fan stretched.

"But I'm different. I have a short temper and never hold grudges overnight."

"Uncle Fu!"

Gu Fan gave a soft shout.

hum! !

Ripples spread through the void, and the dense, ethereal energy within the palace instantly froze.

An elderly man dressed in a gray robe appeared in front of Gu Fan.

The old man was surrounded by a Taoist aura, and his eyes seemed to hold the fall of stars.

This seemingly unremarkable old man is actually a peerless Immortal King standing at the pinnacle of the Immortal Realm!

He was only half a step away from becoming an Immortal Emperor, and it was the old demon lord Gu Fan who specially sent him to be his head bodyguard.

"This old servant is here! What are your orders, Your Majesty?"

Uncle Fu knelt on one knee, his voice as respectful as if he were facing a god.

"Prepare the car."

Gu Fan said calmly, "I want to go down to the lower realm and visit the Yunlan Sect on the Cangyun Continent."

Uncle Fu was taken aback, and asked cautiously:

"Holy Son, the Cangyun Continent is but an insignificant speck of dust among the three thousand minor worlds of the lower realm, its spiritual energy sparse and its laws incomplete. With your precious and noble body, what use would you be for such a desolate place?"

"If any foolish sect from the lower realms offends you, this old servant can simply wipe them out with a breath from across the realm; there's no need for you to personally..."

"What are you talking about destroying? I'm going to do good deeds."

A smile appeared on Gu Fan's lips.

"I heard that some people there are engaging in feudal dregs like 'annulment of engagement.' As the Primordial Holy Son, I have to go and offer some warmth to that Brother Ye Chen."

"Also, don't be too low-key."

Gu Fan straightened his cuffs, his eyes looking down at him with disdain.

"Bring all eighteen of your 'Heavenly Demon Guards' at the Golden Immortal realm. Also, bring out my Nine-Dragon Sandalwood Carriage."

Uncle Fu's body trembled.

Going to a lower realm where even Mahayana cultivators are rare, bringing eighteen immortal Golden Immortals? And even deploying the Nine-Dragon Chariot, a primordial treasure bestowed by the Immortal Emperor?

This is like using a cannon to kill a mosquito!

You must know that the laws of the Heavenly Dao in the lower realm are extremely fragile. If the eighteen Golden Immortals did not suppress their cultivation, just standing there would probably cause the entire continent to collapse!

But seeing the excited look in his holy son's eyes, Uncle Fu dared not ask any more questions and immediately kowtowed:

"Yes, Your Majesty! I will arrange it immediately, ensuring the Holy Son receives the highest honors!"

……

After a while.

Above the Primordial Demon Sect.

Suddenly, dark clouds gathered and thunder rumbled.

Nine ancient dragon phantoms, each a thousand feet long, dragged an extremely luxurious golden palace as they crashed across the sky, shattering the boundary between the mortal and immortal realms!

Above the palace.

Gu Fan, dressed in a black and gold holy son robe, leaned against a soft couch covered with divine beast fur, swirling a cup of ten-thousand-year-old blood grape wine in his hand.

Behind him stood eighteen Golden Immortal powerhouses with their hands behind their backs.

Although he deliberately suppressed his cultivation to adapt to the laws of the lower realm, the terrifying aura that regarded all living beings as ants still made the void tremble.

"System, play some background music for me."

Gu Fan took a small sip of wine.

"Play that song, 'A Hero in Troubled Times,' the DJ version."

[Okay, host, the background music has been arranged.]

Accompanied by deafeningly loud and dynamic music, the Nine Dragon Chariot tore through space and sped towards the Cangyun Continent in the lower realm.

Gu Fan looked down at the cosmos below, his eyes filled with anticipation.

"Brother Ye Chen, is your cheat system grandpa still asleep?"

"You haven't made your three-year agreement yet, have you?"

"Don't worry, this Holy Son has brought eighteen Golden Immortal henchmen to help you!"