Crazy Nezha
Chapter 110 Mindset!
Chapter 110 Mindset!
On the football field, the tiger paced back and forth a couple of times.
Li Tianbao chuckled and shouted, "Let's go with a powerful, tiger-like spirit!"
The tiger lowered its body, assuming a pouncing posture, and roared. At that moment, the majesty of the king of beasts was revealed. The tiger's roar made Li Tianbao's hair bounce back. He stretched out his hands, grabbed the tiger's teeth one above the other, and pried open the tiger's mouth.
The tiger widened its eyes and shook its head, only to find it couldn't break free.
Li Tianbao lay sideways, sticking his head into the tiger's mouth, and bracing his hands against the tiger's upper and lower jaws.
"Bite me! Please, bite me!"
The tiger was enraged. It hooked its claws into the ground, tilted its head, and bit down hard. Li Tianbao's magic power surged, and his qi was released. His thermal underwear was torn to shreds, and he stood naked on the spot.
He was terrified, never expecting such a situation to occur. He quickly stuck his head out of the tiger's mouth and threw the tiger away.
Li Tianbao looked around in a panic, his face automatically blurred with mosaics, unaware of his presence. His body was exposed to the air, leaving the audience speechless with shock.
Yin Jianshe raised his hand to his forehead, puzzled, and said, "Huh, why is my nephew's face all pixelated?!"
Sun Baoqiang said enviously, "Brother Tianbao has smooth muscle lines and an elegant, well-proportioned figure. I didn't expect him to shave so cleanly. With his physique, he could easily earn 400 a day as a nude model at an art academy, while others would only make 200! Mosaic might be Brother Tianbao's magic trick!"
Yin Jianshe clicked his tongue in amazement: "But—who ever sees someone blurring out their face? That's really strange."
In the audience, some female special agents quickly pretended to cover their eyes.
Jiang Baiyue stared at him openly and said, "He used too much force and tore his own clothes! It seems Li Tianbao's control over his magic is still lacking; he hasn't quite mastered it yet!"
Zhang Ke, as if possessed, asked, "Is it possible that he did it on purpose? To find a respectable reason to show off his physique?"
Jiang Baiyue smiled and dismissed it; she knew Li Tianbao well, and there was absolutely no way that was possible.
"I'll go deliver his clothes."
Seeing her jump down from the stands and stride towards the center of the field, Zhang Ke quickly shouted, "Dean Jiang, be careful! The tiger is still there. Let the soldiers go and take it away!"
"I am not afraid!" Jiang Baiyue walked over quickly without turning her head.
"No, you didn't bring any clothes?" Zhang Ke said with a wry smile.
Jiang Baiyue paused for a second, but instead of turning around, she quickened her pace.
When Li Tianbao saw Jiang Baiyue arrive, he quickly squatted down, covered his private parts, and raised his face, which was covered in mosaics, saying somewhat shyly, "The loss of control over the magic was an accident."
Jiang Baiyue took off her trench coat and draped it over Li Tianbao, saying calmly, "Practice makes perfect, take your time."
Li Tianbao nodded, stood up, and wrapped her trench coat around his waist, the mosaic on his face automatically disappearing.
"I've made a huge fool of myself, especially since there were so many women there."
Jiang Baiyue comforted her, "It's okay, you blurred it out."
"Really?!" Li Tianbao was overjoyed.
"real!"
Li Tianbao breathed a sigh of relief and said, "That scared me to death! Yesterday, the Chinese Academy of Sciences gave me a physical exam and insisted that I shave my pubic hair. If people saw that, wouldn't I face social humiliation?"
Jiang Baiyue gestured with her chin, "The tiger is coming."
Li Tianbao stared intently, but found no white light emanating from the tiger; it wasn't a spirit beast! So why could it understand human speech? Could it be like the Howling Leopard Head, descended from the sky?
"I am Nezha, the Third Prince, big cat. Do you recognize me?"
The tiger shook its head, then nodded.
Li Tianbao didn't mind and said, "Let me ride it!"
The tiger crouched low, and Li Tianbao leaped onto it, shouting, "Giddy up!"
Li Tianbao rode the tiger and galloped over the railing, rushing onto the audience seats.
The special agents on guard tensed up, quickly raising numerous tranquilizer guns and aiming them at the tiger. "Don't shoot! This tiger obeys me!"
Li Tianbao pointed and said, "Go back!" The tiger turned and went back.
Jiang Baiyue stood on the court, watching Li Tianbao ride a tiger towards her and run around her in circles.
Li Tianbao stretched out his hand and said with a smile, "Dr. Jiang, how about I take you for a ride on a tiger?"
Jiang Baiyue said in a deep voice, "You're naked, wearing my clothes, what kind of behavior is it for me to sit behind you? What will Chen Rui think if she sees this!"
"We're brothers!" Li Tianbao smirked, then rode the tiger to the stands.
Upon hearing the word "brothers," Jiang Baiyue felt a sudden pang in her heart and clenched her teeth.
Li Tianbao rode the tiger all the way to his second uncle's place, where Sun Baoqiang rode on top, excitedly hugging his brother Tianbao's lower back.
"Baoqiang, don't hug me so tightly!"
"There are no handrails, I'll be thrown off if I don't hold on!"
"How about riding a cow?"
"This is even more exciting! Tianbao, tell the tiger to run slower, I'm going to be thrown off! No! I'm going to be thrown off!"
Jiang Baiyue shouted angrily, "Sun Baoqiang, get down here!"
The tiger braked suddenly, and the two people and the tiger looked over at the same time, all looking bewildered.
Li Tianbao whispered, "Jiang Baiyue is angry. This is the first time I've ever seen her angry. What happened?"
Sun Baoqiang said, "Perhaps they're worried about my safety? After all, I haven't awakened my talent yet." After saying that, he jumped off the tiger and ran away in a flash.
Jiang Baiyue walked over and said in a deep voice, "We'll be on the island in four hours. They're ready. There are eight death row inmates in total."
"Isn't it ten?"
"The training intensity was too high, and two of them died suddenly."
Li Tianbao was disappointed: "It doesn't seem very challenging. Is it even meaningful?"
Jiang Baiyue explained, "You need to learn to control your temper, not to go around killing! You need to be able to control your magical power. Look at yourself now; it's largely due to your loss of control!"
"I don't quite understand, what does this have to do with cultivating one's character?"
Jiang Baiyue said, "Children will use magnifying glasses to burn ants, it's beyond curiosity and fun! It's the same principle that under certain social conditions, the strong can't help but kill the weak!"
Li Tianbao suddenly realized and said, "I understand. I've seen jokes online that say if someone gains superpowers, it usually means:
Day 1: I'm Superman, and I'm going to protect the Earth!
The next day, I was a citizen of my homeland, and this was my Earth!
On the third day, I won't eat beef!
Jiang Baiyue asked, "Li Tianbao, was the beef tendon stew Chen Rui made yesterday delicious?"
Li Tianbao said with a smile, "It's delicious, but she didn't cook it herself. It's pre-made food from the supermarket. She can't cook!"
""
Jiang Baiyue asked seriously, "I'm going to buy some pre-cooked steak. Do you want some?"
Li Tianbao smiled faintly and said, "I have Chen Rui, you, my second uncle, and so many friends—you all eat beef, so I'll definitely eat beef too! Jiang Baiyue, thank you, I know your good intentions, and I'll remember them."
Jiang Baiyue's eyebrows furrowed, and she said coldly, "Don't flatter yourself. I'm worried that when you go to the Western University to retrieve the Fire-Tipped Spear, you won't be able to control your temper and your magic will go out of control, causing trouble!"
Li Tianbao chuckled, untied the trench coat from his waist, and lowered his body, saying, "Big Cat, run!!"
Jiang Baiyue exclaimed in shock, "What are you doing?! Aren't you ashamed?"
Li Tianbao smiled confidently, "You once told me to respect my heart. At this moment, I want to shed everything and run freely! This is my true nature!"
The tiger galloped wildly, and in the sunlight, the young man riding the tiger circled the football field, as free as an animal.
Yin Jianshe stood on the platform, holding a microphone, shouting, "Wei! Wei! Pfft! Pfft!"
"The following song is dedicated to my nephew, Mr. Li Tianbao. May he soar freely in the new year, never losing himself! I also wish all high school students taking the college entrance examination the best of luck in achieving results worthy of themselves!"
"Thank you for Zhang Jie's 'Tianxia'."
At that moment, the music started, and Zhang Ke stiffly gave Yin Jianshe an OK sign.
Yin Jianshe shouted, "Turn off the original audio! Cut it off and replay it!"
"With love in my life, I fear neither the wind nor the sand; though white hair cannot hold back youth, I would forsake a beautiful world for her smiling face, for that is worth a lifetime of empty longing."
As the middle-aged man sang, he recalled running in the sunset with a girl named Tingting when he was 17—that was his lost youth.
Zhang Ke took off his coat, jumped onto the platform, and twisted his body.
Yin Jianshe was shocked, and the singing stopped.
Everyone was stunned.
Zhang Ke shouted loudly, "Yin Jianshe, keep singing! Sun Baoqiang, keep dancing!"
A subordinate quickly shouted, "Boss, you can't do this! You can't do this! Don't scare us!"
Zhang Ke turned around and shouted, "I've been busy for over twenty days, can't I even relax a little?"
"Group 1, Group 2, Group 4, Group 7, all members, let's get hyped!"
The special operations team members looked at each other in disbelief, sweating profusely.
"Has the boss gone mad?"
"I'm not crazy, I was just caught up in the atmosphere."
"The boss is too tired; the tension in his mind might have snapped."
Someone shouted, "Guys, we're all exhausted from work, let's get this party started!"
"Who! How dare you! Who's lying on my pants!"
"Yeah, the boss's letting loose, so let's not hold back either."
"Gentlemen, I'll demonstrate a set of Arhat Fist for you. Please excuse my poor performance!"
Some people started making a fuss and rushed to the field. Some played football, some danced, some practiced their martial arts, and some lay on the grass looking at the sky, doing nothing.
At this moment, Sun Baoqiang pushed a cart of champagne over. There were seventy or eighty people, mostly men and few women, splashing each other with champagne in the middle of the football field to the sound of music.
Li Tianbao rode a tiger to Jiang Baiyue's side and said, "Dr. Jiang, this is what it means to have a good mindset! The mind is like a little monkey, lively and energetic. Suppressing it for too long will backfire."
If a person's nature is evil, then even if they try to control it, they will eventually become evil again; there will be a day when they explode! The reverse is also true!
Jiang Baiyue asked, "Who did you learn that from?"
Li Tianbao's smile was somewhat bitter and nostalgic as he said, "I heard it from my maternal grandfather when I was a child."
Jiang Baiyue nodded: "So, I was overthinking it. Yes, your grandfather was right. But remember this, Li Tianbao, don't let yourself be fooled in the future!"
Li Tianbao lowered his body, bent over, and extended his hand, laughing, "Then I believe you, but don't lie to me!"
Jiang Baiyue laughed, looking at his face covered in mosaics, and took his hand. He shook her off, and she flipped herself onto the tiger.
The tiger charged wildly, and the jolting caused Jiang Baiyue to lose her balance. She gripped the skin on both sides of Li Tianbao's waist with her hands, but she didn't try to hug him.
Li Tianbao endured the pain and resolutely didn't utter a single groan.
"Say it if you want to."
"Dr. Jiang, I've always blurred out certain parts, right?"
"Yes!"
"Why can't I see the mosaic myself?"
"Only your face is blurred out."
(⊙.)
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