Crazy Nezha

Chapter 107 How Lonely is Invincibility (4K Long Chapter)

Inside a black sedan in Xincheng.

Zhang Ke hung up the phone and said, "Immortal Venerable, the higher-ups said they fully support you."

"Alright! When will you help me retrieve the Fire-Tipped Spear?"

"It's being coordinated and planned."

Li Tianbao sat in the back row with his eyes slightly closed, wearing a white wig and a white Taoist robe, looking like a banished immortal.

Chen Rui and Jiang Baiyue sat on either side of each other, and they were also wearing "special" clothes.

Before changing clothes, Chen Rui initially refused, but Jiang Baiyue patiently explained to her for a long time: Li Tianbao's lack of character must be compensated for in this extreme way to make up for his childhood trauma in order to achieve perfect cultivation. No matter how embarrassing it is, she has to endure it!

Chen Rui didn't understand what cultivation was, so Li Tianbao picked her up and, in a flash, took off from the house—explaining everything to her. Chen Rui went from bewildered to confused, then shocked, and finally overjoyed!

My childhood sweetheart is the reincarnation of Nezha?! A deity?!

Sitting on the left was Chen Rui, with her hair dyed white. She was already very beautiful, but now she wore light makeup and false eyelashes. She was wearing the uniform provided by Jiang Baiyue, a beret, a black tight leather jacket and pants, and tall military boots, and she was holding a leather whip in her hand.

Sitting on the right is Jiang Baiyue, with shoulder-length short hair, wearing a cheongsam and a half-face mask that covers the upper half of her face, revealing only her rosy lips and snow-white chin, with her two long legs crossed!

Zhang Ke glanced at the rearview mirror but dared not comment; he felt like he was living in a dream.

Zhang Ke was shocked and asked, "Immortal Venerable, why is your face pixelated?"

Li Tianbao took out his phone, opened the front-facing camera, and looked at his face. He was shocked to find a mosaic layer covering his image: "Holy crap, what happened?!"

Chen Rui turned her head and looked at him in shock. She asked, "What happened?" She reached out to touch it and found that the area where her hand touched Li Tianbao's cheek was also blurred. When she took her hand out, it returned to normal.

A mysterious mosaic seemed to condense in the air, deliberately obscuring Li Tianbao's face; it was truly amazing.

Jiang Baiyue clicked her tongue in amazement and said, "Don't worry, it must be the divine embryo in your spiritual platform that did it!"

Li Tianbao closed his eyes and sensed his spiritual center, saying, "My magical power is slowly being depleted. Maintaining this mosaic effect will consume my magical power! Why is the divine embryo blurring my image?"

Jiang Baiyue said, "Why don't you try communicating with them and asking?"

"Ever since that incident with the drug dealers, Shen Tai has barely spoken to me."

Li Tianbao closed his eyes and looked inward, trying to call upon the divine embryo with his mind, but there was no response at all.

"Ugh, the divine embryo is ignoring me again, so annoying."

Jiang Baiyue said, "This isn't a solution! We're about to join the Dongfang Group. If you go out with your face blurred out, you'll make a fool of yourself!"

Li Tianbao said, "How about I wear a mask?"

"Alright."

Jiang Baiyue knelt on the back seat, craning her neck to reach the trunk. She was extremely flexible and took out a bronze mask from a small suitcase.

"Try wearing it."

Li Tianbao took the mask, put it on, and looked around.

Jiang Baiyue said, "After putting on the mask, the mosaic disappeared."

Li Tianbao said, "It's not consuming any magic power anymore. Perhaps the divine embryo felt my face wasn't frightening enough, so it wanted me to wear a mask to increase its intimidating power?"

Chen Rui asked, "Is it possible that the divine embryo is one with you, and that it has a sense of shame?"

Li Tianbao asked in confusion, "We didn't do anything shameful, did we?"

Zhang Ke glanced at his phone and said, "Immortal Venerable, everything is arranged at the Oriental Group office building. The technical team has already connected the speakers on the entire first floor of the building. After you enter the group building, the background music 'How Lonely Is It to Be Invincible' will play in the lobby. At that time, there will be 20 special agents, wearing black suits and sunglasses, following behind you."

Li Tianbao asked, "Does this mean we'll skip the part where the security guards mock me?"

Jiang Baiyue said, "This isn't a script. Even if you changed into a delivery uniform and went in, the security guards wouldn't mock you. We're all normal people. This isn't a mindless short drama. What are you thinking?"

"Oh, it's a professional habit." Li Tianbao felt that what she said made a lot of sense.

Jiang Baiyue said, "You're going to take back all the face you lost before today!"

Li Tianbao took off his mask, looked at himself in the car window, then put it back on, saying, "With the mask on, no one recognizes me, but if I take it off, there's a mosaic effect. What am I going to do?"

With mixed feelings, Chen Rui casually asked, seemingly nonchalantly, "Big star, if you really become an immortal in the future, will you be able to fry eggs in heaven?"

Li Tianbao said earnestly, "Chen Rui, once I reach the Southern Heavenly Gate, I will definitely return with peaches of immortality and elixirs. I will take you to heaven with me and we will become immortals together! I will never abandon you! I, Li Tianbao, swear to heaven that if I break this oath, may I be struck by five thunderbolts! Refined in the Eight Trigrams Furnace! Cast into the eighteen levels of hell, never to be released again—"

"Alright! Stop talking." Chen Rui covered Li Tianbao's mouth.

Jiang Baiyue tilted her head, smiled faintly, and said, "I also want to eat peaches and immortal pills."

Li Tianbao smiled and said, "Dr. Jiang, no problem! Not only do you have some, but I also have my second uncle's, my mom's, and my—good friend's. Let me think—who are they?"

Zhang Ke's phone rang again. He answered it, his expression turning serious. After hanging up, he hesitated for a moment and said, "Immortal Venerable, Lu Zhilian of the Second Academy has already arrested all the people involved in the Eastern Group incident. Your sheep are also safe and sound, they have all been rescued. We don't need to go."

Li Tianbao asked, "Huh? Who is Lu Zhilian, and why are you arresting him?"

Zhang Ke explained, "To be honest, the higher-ups sent down two teams. I was responsible for liaising with you, and Lu Zhilian was responsible for investigating the people around you."

Li Tianbao sighed and said, "Ugh, after all this trouble, I even memorized my lines, and you're telling me the guy's already been arrested?"

Jiang Baiyue said in a deep voice, "Make Lu Zhilian release them!! This is a complete charade, they're just making things worse!"

"This—" Zhang Ke's face turned even uglier; he was nearly going crazy. "How about next time? They're already handcuffed, and the local police have sent people over—"

Jiang Baiyue said decisively, "No! This is a crucial part of Li Tianbao's cultivation plan; he must experience it! Find a reason to release him, and we'll arrest him again in half an hour!"

Li Tianbao said, "Never mind, Dr. Jiang, they didn't know either—"

Zhang Ke said, "Lu Zhilian and I are at the same level. I'm going to report this situation to my superiors now. Please wait a moment."

After he finished speaking, he made a phone call and said seriously, "Hello, connect me to Old Master Wei. Oh? In the conference room? Then connect Secretary Zhao. I have something urgent to report."

In a low-key yet luxurious conference room in Kyoto.

An elderly man with gray hair was intently watching a video on a large screen.

The footage was filmed by a spaceship, and one segment was played repeatedly: Sun Wukong took a bite of a large, plump peach and then casually tossed it aside.

The peach bumped into the solar panel of the satellite next to it and got stuck between the two protective panels.

After a long time, an astronaut floated out, picked up the peach with a big bite taken out of it, and brought it back to the spaceship.

Secretary Zhao, a man who looked capable, said, "If the myth is true, that peach is very likely a celestial peach."

The elderly man, known as Old Wei, sighed and asked, "Is the spaceship about to return?"

Secretary Zhao said, "We'll be landing in four hours."

"Any progress on Zhang Ke's side? Is that Li Tianbao really a supernatural human?" Old Wei asked.

"Please take a look at the video Zhang Ke sent." The secretary operated the computer for a moment.

The large screen switched to a video of Li Tianbao levitating and flying, with flames shooting from his hands and eyes.

"Old Wei, this is simply a miracle of humankind."

Old Wei stood up, leaned forward with his hand on the table, and looked shocked.

Secretary Zhao reported the details, explaining in detail Li Tianbao's claim of being the reincarnation of Nezha, as well as the celestial dog, Xiaotianquan, and Jiang Baiyue's various speculations.

The old man remained silent for a long while, then asked, "So, does that mean the long spear that landed on the border between the US and Mexico was Nezha's Fire-Tipped Spear?"

"Yes, and it's clear from the space footage that the other three magical treasures also belonged to Nezha, but they were taken away by the giant hand of a god. If Sun Wukong hadn't intervened, the Fire-Tipped Spear wouldn't have fallen to the ground."

"Li Tianbao asked us to retrieve the Fire-Tipped Spear."

"Now that the US has cordoned off the area, I personally feel it won't go so smoothly. This is a huge matter."

Secretary Zhao said in a deep voice, "If Sun Wukong were to descend upon Earth, how would we react? We must fully support Li Tianbao! It seems Sun Wukong is helping Li Tianbao; I think the world order will undergo drastic changes."

Yes, the monkey's incredible space attack was devastating. If it were to hit Earth, who could withstand it?

"Immediately build a temple to the Great Sage, and have major television stations broadcast Journey to the West, praising the Victorious Fighting Buddha's noble virtues of punishing evil and promoting good!"

"yes!"

Old Wei was momentarily stunned, then said, "I need to go to Xincheng in person to meet with Li Tianbao and Jiang Baiyue, and arrange for a connecting flight immediately."

Secretary Zhao said, "Jiang Baiyue has formulated a training plan for Li Tianbao, which is what he calls cultivation, and has drafted a program."

Secretary Zhao typed on the keyboard, and the screen displayed a PowerPoint presentation, page by page explaining the conditions required for cultivation.

"Currently, the only person who can communicate directly with Xiaotian Dog is Jiang Baiyue, but she has not demonstrated any supernatural abilities."

After examining it carefully for a while, Old Wei said, "Have the technical department hold a meeting to discuss this. We must respect Li Tianbao. Although he doesn't seem that powerful now, he has Sun Wukong standing behind him! Immediately support Jiang Baiyue's plan for mass production of spirit beast clones, allocate funds to Jiang Baiyue, and give her the resources she wants."

"Yes! The known spirit beasts are two lambs born to a black goat named Leopard Head, but there was a slight accident."

"Oh?"

Secretary Zhao said, "A local private enterprise in Xincheng had some past conflicts with Li Tianbao's father. They captured the adult sheep and the lambs and used them to threaten Li Tianbao."

"Take immediate action; we cannot allow the fairy sheep to be harmed."

"Lu Zhilian has already arrested the person. The other party was unaware of the supernatural incident; he simply wanted to provoke Li Tianbao into a frenzy so that he could use the law to punish and retaliate against his family."

Old Wei said, "Lu Zhilian did a very good job."

"only----"

"explain."

Secretary Zhao said in a serious tone, "In order to satisfy Li Tianbao's vanity, Jiang Baiyue encouraged him to play the role of the Dragon King Returns in a short play, which was very absurd. Zhang Ke requested that you call Lu Zhilian and ask them to release the man so that Li Tianbao and his men can arrest him again."

Old Wei's face stiffened, somewhat bewildered. He didn't understand, and nodded: "The Dragon King has returned? What does that mean?"

"It's those mindless short dramas that young people love to watch these days. How should I put it? Jiang Baiyue said that this is crucial to Li Tianbao's growth and is part of his cultivation plan. They are in the car now, waiting for your reply."

Mr. Wei is over sixty years old and holds a high position. He doesn't watch those short dramas at all, but he understands the general meaning.

Secretary Zhao clicked on the live video feed. Li Tianbao, dressed in white, was sitting in a car with two beautiful women cosplaying anime characters next to him. One of them, wearing a tight leather outfit, was feeding him grapes.

Old Wei observed for a long time without making a comment. He slowly sat down in his chair, looked up at the ceiling, and said in confusion, "Logically speaking, someone who is the reincarnation of Nezha shouldn't be like this. I can't understand it."

"The one in the cheongsam is Jiang Baiyue, and the one in the leather jacket is Li Tianbao's childhood friend, Chen Rui."

Secretary Zhao suppressed a laugh and said, "Jiang Baiyue is no ordinary person either. She can hear the Celestial Dog speaking. Could she also be a reincarnation of a deity?"

Old Wei rubbed his temples, looking exhausted, and said, "Many signs currently support Jiang Baiyue's father's argument. I think she must have her reasons."

Secretary Zhao nodded seriously, dialed Lu Zhilian's number, and handed it over.

"The call went through."

Old Wei took the phone and said calmly, "Little Lu, release him. Contact Zhang Ke for details, and he will tell you the reason."

On the phone, Lu Zhilian was completely bewildered. "Yes!"

Secretary Zhao said, "There's one more thing. Xiaotianquan made a request to Zhang Ke privately through writing."

"What did he write?"

"Xiaotianquan wants us to take it to Yinji Animal Kingdom in Zhengzhou and have it all to ourselves for three days."

Did they say why?

"The Celestial Hound wrote that this was part of the cultivation plan and asked us to keep it a secret for the time being."

"Approved! You're in charge of communicating with the zoo."

Secretary Zhao's face stiffened as he read aloud Zhang Ke's report: "Xiaotianquan requests that we provide several makeup artists. He will select some animals on-site and wants us to do their makeup. He also wants custom-made underwear, bras, black stockings, and white stockings designed to meet human standards of sexiness for the animals."

Why would such an unbelievable thing happen? In mythology, the Celestial Hound is the divine dog that Erlang Shen rides, and it is known as the God Who Devours the Sun. He must have his reasons for making these claims!

Old Wei pondered for a moment and guessed, "Could it be that the Howling Celestial Dog has some kind of magic that can awaken animals and give them intelligence?"

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Secretary Zhao said seriously, "The technical department also guessed the reason. They referred to Li Tianbao's abnormal behavior. He went crazy and awakened on the rooftop while wearing women's underwear."

Old Wei nodded in agreement: "So, this might be a ritual we can't understand. If this method can make ordinary animals extraordinary, then we humans can imitate it!"

Secretary Zhao said, "I'm thinking, should we ask our people to replicate Li Tianbao's actions on the rooftop in a one-to-one fashion? There's no harm in giving it a try."

Old Wei said, "Let Lu Zhilian give it a try!"

"Huh? Lu Zhilian seems to be allergic to fish."

"Then why don't you give it a try?"

"I remember now, Lu Zhilian is allergic to seafood, but he can eat sea bass without any problems. I'll tell him your request right away."

In this materialistic world, witnessing one supernatural event after another, coupled with the strange theories proposed by Jiang Baiyue and Xiaotianquan, will lead to many associations, and even the most composed person will lose some of their conventional standards of judgment.

At this moment, someone came in and reported, "Professor Wei, the Federation has replied with a very tough stance. They refuse to disclose the information about the 'extraterrestrial object' and claim that it is a gift from God to Xida University!"

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