Marvel: The Alchemist Just Wants a Peaceful Life.
Chapter 207 The Avengers' Vacation Life 2
Chapter 207 The Avengers' Vacation Life 2
What Zhao Weike couldn't understand at all was that Sherlock had gathered the Avengers just because of the puberty issues of two girls. What Zhao Weike couldn't understand even more was that almost half of the Avengers had gathered at the hotel that afternoon.
With the exception of Banner, who was already abroad, and Thor, who was taking Loki back to Asgard, almost everyone was present.
Tony took Pepper in his private jet and then transferred to a helicopter to go directly to the hotel. The most outrageous ones were Black Widow, Hawkeye, and Captain America. The three of them directly arranged for a Harrier jet from S.H.I.E.L.D. to fly over!
Zhao Weike and Helen were completely dumbfounded when they saw almost all of the Avengers who had made their names in the Battle of New York gathered together. Black Ludan and those black-hearted maggots were just as dumbfounded as they were.
Especially after learning that the reason most of the Avengers had gathered in Florida was simply because Sherlock's neighbor's daughter had started attracting boys during puberty, this group of people felt that the world was beginning to become absurd.
Of course, the one who couldn't accept it the most was Black Egg. He actually forgot that the three of them were on vacation and were tricked by Black Widow, Hawkeye, and Captain America into giving him a Harrier fighter jet!
Left with no other choice, they tearfully classified this Harrier fighter sortie as top secret, and now it's practically become a black history collection for Black Lu Dan.
As for why most of the Avengers came after Sherlock's summons...
One reason was to witness the spectacle firsthand, since there are very few things that could break Sherlock's composure, and no one expected to see him break down here.
On the other hand, it's also because Zhao Weike's chosen vacation spot was truly perfect; no one can resist sunshine, the sea, and...
Aren't the beach and palm trees?
You can have a vacation, you can watch the drama unfold, and most importantly, someone else will foot the bill. Why wouldn't a fool take advantage of something like this?
Banner & Hulk: ?
Of course, Banner might not care about these things.
To Sherlock's surprise, the Avengers quickly split into two factions after their arrival, and the division was quite clear.
First, there's the women's group consisting of Helen, Scarlett Johansson, and Pepper Potts. The three women believe that these are all normal phenomena, just the confusion of adolescence and hormones at work, and that they should just let nature take its course.
The rest of the group stood in opposition to the two, with Sherlock, Zhao Weike, and Tony leading the charge and firmly opposing those fools who wanted to take advantage of them.
As for Captain America and Hawkeye, they were originally just there for fun and didn't want to take sides, but they couldn't resist Sherlock's persuasion.
Sherlock: "Barton, imagine your daughter. One day in the future, some blond-haired brat will stand at your door and carry your beloved daughter away, pot and all. And if you object, your daughter will tell you that you don't understand him at all!"
Hawkeye: "Fuck you! Sherlock, just tell me where those pigs who want to steal the cabbage are! I'm going to go and shoot those greedy idiots to death right now!"
Sherlock: "Captain, think about it, you and Carter had an incredibly beautiful daughter, whom you loved dearly and cherished like a flower for over a decade. But suddenly, Bucky snatched her away—"
Captain: "Don't eat the pickled radish! Sherlock, you've successfully convinced me!"
In short, under Sherlock's persuasion, the men present quickly united and formed the famous Anti-Yellow Hair Alliance.
Seeing this surreal scene, Helen rolled her eyes so hard they almost reached the sky. Honestly, if she hadn't held them back earlier, those boys who kept crowding around Anna and Mindy would probably have been shot dead by Zhao Weike long ago.
Now that Zhao Weike has finally been contained, another Sherlock has appeared. What's even more frustrating for Helen is that Sherlock has managed to summon most of the Avengers.
Seeing Helen's helpless expression, Black Widow found the scene quite amusing, as well as the childish anti-Yellow Hair alliance formed by the men present. After thinking for a moment, Black Widow quietly pulled Pepper Potts and Helen aside and whispered something to them.
After listening to Black Widow's words, Helen's eyes lit up, and she gave Black Widow a thumbs up. Under Black Widow's encouraging gaze and Pepper Potts's almost suppressed smile, Helen walked up to all the members of the Anti-Yellow Hair Alliance.
"Boys! Since you're so averse to those young people, then as Anna and Mindy's elder, I can't very well stop you."
When Helen finished speaking, the male members of the Anti-Yellow Hair Alliance cheered in unison. The next second, Sherlock produced the Spear of Longinus, Hawkeye produced a bow and arrow, Captain America produced a shield, Tony produced a palm cannon, and even Zhao Weike pulled out a pistol from who-knows-where.
Seeing this scene, the women looked at the childish anti-Yellow Hair Alliance with disbelief. Pepper Potts and Black Widow's faces darkened, and they exchanged a glance before stepping forward and confiscating all the weapons without saying a word.
Of course, Sherlock's spear was ultimately preserved, but he promised Pepper Potts that he would never use it.
It wasn't until all of their weapons were confiscated that Helen, who had just been stunned by what she had just witnessed, seemed to come to her senses. She looked helplessly at the boys who looked somewhat dejected because their weapons had been confiscated, coughed, and then continued.
"Ahem, after our ruling as the Anti-Yellow-Haired Alliance, you are permitted to interfere with Anna and Mindy. Of course, the only ironclad rule is that violence is absolutely prohibited! Furthermore, any coercive actions are absolutely prohibited! Understand?"
Upon hearing Helen's words, the boys from the Anti-Yellow Hair Alliance nodded vigorously, as if afraid that Helen would misunderstand their meaning.
Seeing the boys obediently nodding in front of her, Helen finally showed a satisfied expression. She turned around and pulled Pepper Potts and Scarlett Johansson to take the "dangerous items" they had confiscated back to the hotel before enjoying the beautiful beach and sunshine.
However, almost immediately after Helen, Pepper Potts, and Black Widow left, Sherlock convened the first meeting of the Anti-Yellow Hair Alliance in a small bar on the beach.
When three or more men gather in a bar, and with alcohol, a leader, and other factors all in place, a farcical battle ensues.
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