Marvel: The Alchemist Just Wants a Peaceful Life.

Chapter 205 Coulson is even worse off than in the TV series

When the appointed date arrived, Coulson drove his beloved car, Laura, to the beauty salon he had booked long ago, ready to have his hair removed. What he saw, however, was a scene that would make Coulson question his existence every time he thought about it.

It wasn't just Sherlock and May; practically everyone in S.H.I.E.L.D. who was available lined up outside the beauty salon to welcome Coulson.

Not only that, even the Avengers were dressed in casual clothes and standing with smiles at the entrance of the beauty salon, especially that bastard Hawkeye, who was even holding a DV camera in his hand!

The sheer scale of the situation almost made Coulson floor the gas pedal and drive off. To be honest, he really hadn't expected things to turn out this way.

Unfortunately, Laura was just too eye-catching, so even though Coulson tried his best to keep a low profile, he was still spotted at a glance.

Under the combined attack of the Avengers and S.H.I.E.L.D., Coulson had no way to escape even if he wanted to. Damn it, these bastards not only brought Tony's armor to prevent him from escaping, but they even brought a Harrier jet!

Coulson was practically dragged into the beauty salon.

The beauty salon staff were also taken aback by the scene before them. Not to mention that most of the Avengers from the Battle of New York were there, those guys in suits looked like they were not to be trifled with.

What surprised the beauty salon manager even more was that the person who booked the hair removal appointment was actually a man!

What surprised the beauty salon even more was that this hair removal was actually a full-body hair removal in the literal sense!

Looking at Coulson, whose soles were covered in hair, the beauty salon manager hesitated for a long time before finally blurting out, "I've never done this before. I suggest you go to the hospital or try another salon."

When Coulson heard this, it was as if he had seen a lifeline.

I was just thinking of using this as an excuse to cancel this hair removal session, but unexpectedly, two old men suddenly appeared out of nowhere.

After making a few phone calls, Tony announced it directly to the manager of the beauty salon.

"Alright, now I'm your boss. You can rest assured and have him remove your hair. I'll cover all the costs!"

Tony's words quickly drew cheers from the crowd, and almost everyone looked at Coulson, whose feet were off the ground and whose face looked completely innocent, with ill intent.

Fortunately, the person in charge of the beauty salon was quite ethical. After thinking for a while, he explained to Tony that it wasn't about the money, but about the fear of infection. After all, full-body waxing can cause a lot of damage to the skin and pores, let alone for a weirdo like Coulson whose soles are covered in hair.

Just as Coulson's hopes were rekindled by the words of the person in charge, the appearance of another "sixth brother" instantly turned Coulson's newly risen hope into despair.

At this moment, the black braised egg stood up!

"Go for it! If you need hospitalization afterwards, S.H.I.E.L.D. will cover all the expenses!"

Black Egg's words once again elicited cheers from the crowd, and made Coulson truly understand what despair meant.

What made Coulson feel even more desperate was that Sherlock stepped in at this moment to kick him while he was down!

"Don't worry, Coulson, I can concoct elixirs to alleviate the skin damage you've suffered after hair removal. If all else fails, I can even activate human transmutation to help you recover!"

Sherlock paused here before continuing with a sly grin on his face.

"Of course, all of this will happen after you've had your hair removed!"

Upon hearing Sherlock's words, Coulson could no longer contain himself and began to hurl insults at Sherlock.

"Sherlock! I'm so stupid! You could have just used alchemy! I'm so stupid!"

Faced with Coulson's accusations, who had completely broken down, Sherlock simply shrugged indifferently, then chuckled and hid behind the crowd, watching helplessly as the distraught Coulson was carried into the beauty salon.

How so? People never feel tired or dirty when they're doing bad things!

For example, after the beautician finished applying beeswax to Coulson, Sherlock actually asked if he could peel it off himself.

After obtaining the beautician's permission, and with Coulson's lips coated in honey, Sherlock happily tore off the beeswax from Coulson's arm, eliciting Coulson's screams and laughter from those around him.

Sherlock's actions were like flipping a switch, and poor Coulson became a tool for everyone's amusement, with almost everyone in the room wanting to try it out themselves.

And the facts have proven one thing: although it is immoral to build one's own happiness on the suffering of others, it is damn interesting!

It's hard to say who is more tragic: Coulson, who was forced to become everyone's source of amusement and whom everyone wanted to personally help with hair removal, or the Coulson in the original TV series who was killed by Loki but resurrected by the Black Egg.

Judging from the screams, Coulson, who became the butt of the fun, was undoubtedly in a more miserable state. Well, at least he screamed much louder!

The good news is that Coulson saved his beautiful hair.

The bad news is that after the hair removal was over, Coulson was completely exhausted, both in appearance and in his personal life!

If Coulson could choose again, he would rather Loki really kill him, really.

After Coulson, who had spent the entire day getting his hair removed and was practically a regular attraction at S.H.I.E.L.D., was taken to an ambulance and then to a hospital designated by S.H.I.E.L.D., the fun finally came to an end.

After everyone went back to rest for a night, the Avengers parted ways the next day. Black Widow wanted to take a good vacation, Tony had to deal with the Chitauri remains, and Banner wanted to return to his no man's land to continue living in seclusion.

Hawkeye wants to go back to see his wife and children, while Thor also wants to take Loki, who is hiding in the isolation pod, and the Tesseract back to Asgard.

After a heartfelt farewell, the Avengers' first gathering came to a close.

Sherlock packed up and prepared to find a secluded place to use the Anywhere Door to go home and live his peaceful life.

As for why he didn't go to the Ancient One and have her take him to Asgard to get compensation?

Of course, it's so that Loki can reflect on his actions!

In short, during the month Loki is transformed into a catgirl, Sherlock will not actively seek out the Ancient One to ask her to take him to Asgard to retrieve the Tesseract.

However, to Sherlock's utter surprise, when he returned home with Doro, he was not greeted by Zhao Weike, but instead found two empty houses and a note.

To put it simply, Zhao Weike and Helen took their two little girls on vacation! While I was fighting tooth and nail in the Battle of New York, Zhao Weike and Helen were actually on vacation!

Sherlock was so jealous he was practically on the verge of a plasmolysis!