Marvel: The Alchemist Just Wants a Peaceful Life.

Chapter 191 Coulson the Flask

Tony had considered countless ways Sherlock might be in danger, but he never imagined that the danger Sherlock would face would be that big guy he couldn't handle.

What Tony never expected was that Sherlock actually used his position to pull off a risk transfer, successfully shifting the Hulk's hatred from Sherlock to himself!

This made Tony feel like dying for a moment! Although Sherlock's actions were all subconscious throughout.

It can only be said that it was all a coincidence. If Tony had flown to find Sherlock, if Tony's propulsion system hadn't been so unreliable, if Jarvis inside Tony's armor hadn't been so intelligent, none of this would have happened.

The good news is that Tony hasn't seen the Hulk's sinister smile and Black Widow's "I know this is bad" meme, so he doesn't have any physical fear of the Hulk.

The bad news is that, as of now, Tony really has no way to deal with the Hulk!

Fortunately, after the Hulk fell, neither Sherlock nor Tony had to think about how to deal with the Hulk situation anymore.

After Sherlock used alchemy to make some simple repairs to the damaged parts of the cabin, he followed Tony toward the conference room, as they needed to assess the damage.

However, when Sherlock carried Doro and Tony into the conference room, Tony, Sherlock, and even Doro were all taken aback by what they saw.

The three of them immediately went into battle without any hesitation.

The reason is simple: anyone would be startled to see a figure about the height of a person in the conference room, resembling the flask-shaped figure from Fullmetal Alchemist.

Especially when the little figure in the flask isn't even inside the flask, but can walk freely outside, with one big eye staring blankly at you.

Seeing that Tony, Sherlock, and even Doro had all assumed fighting stances, the captain, who was sitting to the side, tensed up and grabbed his shield, standing in front of the flask figure.

"Calm down! Calm down! This isn't the enemy!"

Before the captain could finish speaking, Sherlock was already a little nervous and immediately interrupted the captain, speaking to Tony and Doro beside him.

"Don't listen to the captain! He's definitely been bewitched by the Flask Man. That guy never tells the truth and he's into human transmutation. Listen to me, Tony, just go and take care of that Flask Man. He's even more of a threat to Earth than Loki!"

As Sherlock finished speaking, the palm cannon in Tony's hand lit up with the light of charging energy, and Sherlock's body was also crackled with crimson lightning unique to alchemy. Even Doro was fully armed and looked like he was facing a great enemy.

Although Tony didn't quite understand why the captain would stand in front of that monster that looked so terrifying, he was convinced that Sherlock was right, given that the monster looked like that and the captain was still protecting him.

Just as the three were about to launch their attack, a plaintive voice slowly drifted out from behind the captain.

"Mr. Sherlock, could you please tell me what exactly this so-called 'Flame Man' is?"

The voice was incredibly mournful, almost as if it were being spoken through gritted teeth, yet it was a voice that both Sherlock and Tony found extremely familiar.

"Colson?" *2

The two recognized the voice almost simultaneously, and stared blankly at the captain. The captain then reluctantly stepped aside to block the little flask figure he was blocking.

Under the utterly bewildered gazes of Tony, Sherlock, and Doro, two hairy arms suddenly emerged from the side of the "Flame-Bottle Man," and then it frantically scratched at its "eye" for quite a while.

Sherlock, Tony, and Doro were surprised to discover that what they called "eyes" were not actually her mother's eyes, but a nose with a tuft of black hair!

Damn it, Coulson's eyes were hidden behind thick black hair and were practically invisible.

"No, Coulson, what happened to you? What happened to you?"

After confirming that the thing in front of him was not the Flask Man, Sherlock immediately put away his weapons and looked at Coulson, who was cosplaying as the Flask Man, with some doubt.

Sherlock's words only made things worse; after he finished speaking, Coulson's teeth-grinding could be heard clearly throughout the entire conference room.

"How was I supposed to know? Loki had escaped from his cell. I went to stop him, and then Loki stabbed me in the heart!"

Before I lost consciousness, I saw the soft light emanating from the cross you gave me on my chest. When I woke up, it looked like this!

Sherlock, you actually asked me why I became like this? I'd like to ask you why I became like this!

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Coulson answered Sherlock's question through gritted teeth. Although it was supposed to be a very serious topic, after Coulson finished speaking, everyone in the conference room subconsciously covered their mouths and snickered.

After all, Coulson looks even funnier than Nick Fury with his pink eye patch and the words "Braised Eggs" printed in pink on his back! On the way to this conference room, many colleagues even reached out to pet the furry Coulson out of curiosity.

Sherlock was also dumbfounded; this shouldn't be happening.

I did give Coulson a cross that fixed Human Transmutation-Repair, so this shouldn't have happened, right?

Sherlock stepped forward, somewhat surprised, and spoke to Coulson.

"Just stay here and don't move. Let me check you out."

Hearing Sherlock's words, Coulson's eyes began to twitch, and he said to Sherlock in an annoyed tone.

"Thank you, I've read the article about back views on Rabbit's site!"

Sherlock didn't care at all and decisively activated the Analysis of Everything to check Coulson's condition. Soon, under the Analysis of Everything, Sherlock had a certain understanding of Coulson's condition.

Well, the world is full of wonders. The direct reason that led Coulson to become like this is actually very simple: Coulson wore the cross under his shirt, outside his sweater!

So much so that when the cross was being repaired, it assumed that Coulson's clothes were also part of Coulson. As a result, during the repair, the alchemy was activated and turned Coulson's clothes into the most primitive material, which then grew onto Coulson's body, leading to this farcical incident.

After hearing Sherlock's analysis, Tony, with an unusually wild imagination, asked Sherlock a question.

"So, theoretically speaking, Coulson is running around naked right now, right?"

After hearing Tony's words, Sherlock thought for a moment and then nodded seriously.

"Theoretically speaking, that's how it is, or you can understand it as this big fur ball being Coulson's clothes! And according to my examination, Coulson is still not out of danger, so I suggest you stay in the hospital for observation for a while."

Human transformation requires a vast amount of energy. The energy originally sealed within that cross should have been sufficient to support the repair process. However, because you've become a furball, your body fat percentage is now almost zero.

Upon hearing Sherlock's words, a suppressed laugh rippled through the conference room.

Only Coulson, hidden beneath his long black fur, was flushed. If Sherlock hadn't pointed it out, Coulson, now a large fur ball, wouldn't have realized he wasn't wearing any clothes.

However, it was clear that Sherlock had no intention of letting Coulson off the hook. His next words broke down the defenses of this veteran agent, and suppressed laughter filled the conference room.

"As for the hair on your body, you don't need to worry too much. Hair removal technology is quite advanced now. However, if you want to solve the problem once and for all, I still recommend that you use waxing. Of course, it will hurt a little."

"fk!"

Upon hearing Sherlock's words, Coulson was furious. He cursed and turned to leave the conference room, followed by a chorus of commotion from the crowd eager to witness Coulson's hair removal.

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