Marvel: The Alchemist Just Wants a Peaceful Life.
Chapter 110: The Unspeakable Story of Forcing Growth
Chapter 110 The Unspeakable Story of Forcing Growth
Of course, while Sherlock was busy making his own strange and wonderful gadgets, he didn't forget Thor, that blockhead.
Sherlock would never give Stormbreaker to Thor, after all, its power is too great, and Sherlock is extremely envious of the authority that can open the Bifrost at any time.
Moreover, Thor is now a hammer god, so naturally he is not qualified to use Stormbreaker, and Stormbreaker wouldn't even look at Thor.
Therefore, after being constantly urged by Thor, Sherlock finally got fed up and casually tossed Thor a new hammer.
Sherlock named it the "hammer that helps seedlings grow faster"!
Aside from its core and appearance, this thing is very similar to the Meow Meow Hammer, except that the Meow Meow Hammer is a very gentle guide, while this "forced growth hammer" was set by Sherlock to be a tool for plunder.
Essentially, this thing is similar to Enma, which Zoro wields in One Piece. Both of them forcibly absorb the user's power and forcefully unleash it.
For poor Thor, this thing will forcibly stimulate the "Thor" power within him, gradually making his body remember the "feeling of power surging," thus forcing growth.
Of course, Sherlock wasn't a devil. To make it more controllable, he put a switch on the hammer handle. When the switch was turned on, the thing would grow faster than expected; when the switch was turned off, it was just a weakened version of the Meow Meow Hammer.
The design is excellent and aligns with Sherlock's original promise to rid Thor of the title "Hammer God." The only problem is that while designing and building this thing, Sherlock was driven to distraction by Thor's dozens of questions every day.
Finally, out of revenge against Thor and his own perverse sense of humor, Sherlock made some radical modifications to the thing's appearance.
Well, Sherlock designed the hammerhead of this thing to be a vertical cylinder with a semi-circle, somewhat like the shape of the most common toilet brush head on the market.
To better fit the switch above, Sherlock's handle was thickened and slightly curved, complementing the rope at the tail for swinging.
It's fair to say that once this thing was manufactured, all that was missing was replacing the rope at the end with a plug, and it could have served as a toy that only adults could play with in some unspeakable adult film.
Originally, this was Sherlock's revenge and prank on Thor.
However, subsequent events forced Sherlock to admit one thing: sometimes being naturally naive is actually a sign of being inherently cunning.
Thor had no idea what Sherlock's creation actually looked like. He was inexplicably excited after getting his hands on it, especially after hearing Sherlock's explanation. He became even more attached to the hammer in his hand.
Then, in front of Sherlock, he started swinging the "Pulling Up Seedlings to Help Them Grow" hammer in his hand.
Seeing this scene before him, Sherlock's eyelids began to twitch violently. It seemed that the scene he wanted to see, which would make Thor feel extremely indignant and ultimately have to compromise for the sake of power, did not happen. Instead, Thor seemed to really like this indescribable hammer.
Watching Thor get used to the hammer, Sherlock almost instinctively moved away from Thor. For some reason, Sherlock always felt a strange chill when he saw Thor swinging the thing.
It was as if some indescribable liquid would fly out of Thor's hammer with each swing of his hammer in the next second.
Accompanied by such a hallucination, Sherlock decisively chose to distance himself from the seemingly perverted golden retriever in front of him. However, what happened next proved just how correct Sherlock's choice was.
After swinging the hammer around for a while to get used to the feel, Thor actually pushed the switch on the hammer directly. The next second, a violent burst of lightning exploded from Thor and the hammer.
It burst forth with dazzling light, just like a giant firework.
Five seconds later, the enormous firework gradually dissipated, and Sherlock was finally able to see what had happened to Thor.
You might not believe it, but Thor, the god of thunder, the legitimate chief god of Asgard and the successor to the next king of the gods, was actually electrocuted by his own lightning after pressing a switch!
Seeing Thor lying on the ground, his body stiff and convulsing, even foaming at the mouth, Sherlock could only sigh helplessly. He then crafted a pair of insulated gloves, took his masterpiece from Thor's hand, and carefully stuffed it into his four-dimensional pocket.
As for Thor, well, under the incredulous, even twitching gaze of the Dwarf King Etri, he was carried away by the other dwarves for treatment.
Seeing the complex expression on Etri's face, Sherlock could only bend down and pat him on the shoulder before speaking to Etri.
"Well, trust Thor. After all, considering the lifespan of the Aesir, this thing is only a young man who has just come of age. He's just a silly kid. And as things stand, I think Odin can handle it, so there's no need to worry too much."
Hearing Sherlock's words, Estelle rolled her eyes so hard they almost reached the sky, but she didn't refute what Sherlock said.
However, to their utter surprise, they underestimated Thor's obsession with getting rid of the title "God of Hammers." The very next morning, Thor actually came to beg Sherlock to give him special training!
"Sherlock! You don't know, when I turned on the hammer you lent me yesterday, I felt that power! I'm Thor! Not the Hammer God! I can feel it! Help me! Please!"
Faced with Thor's words, what could Sherlock say? Even for his own future peace, Sherlock had to agree to Thor's demands!
After working with Etri to create a makeshift Meowth hammer in the shape of a bird's head for Thor, Thor's training began.
Using the discarded arc reactor on Sherlock's arm, Sherlock created a device intended to acclimate Thor to lightning, but in the end, it was nothing more than a large electric shock device.
Every morning, Sherlock would excitedly shout, "Left zero, right fire, Thunder God, help me!" Then he would shove the electrodes into Thor's body, while Thor stood there holding a downgraded version of Mjolnir, trying to get used to the feeling of the thunder.
Then in the afternoon, Thor took the "forced growth hammer" and "acted like a real man for five seconds" to charge the reactor, before being carried back to his room to rest, foaming at the mouth.
Well, Sherlock felt that the happiest time of his day was when he went up to train Thor. Sometimes, after training Thor, Sherlock even felt that his mind was sharper when he was making props with Etri in the afternoon.
As time went on, Sherlock even began to wonder if he had developed some kind of unusual fetish, and consequently, whether Thor had also developed some kind of unusual fetish.
After all, compared to himself, Thor really didn't seem like a normal person when he swung that "forced growth hammer" every afternoon.
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