Marvel: The Alchemist Just Wants a Peaceful Life.
Chapter 100: Anyone who has read even one book wouldn't be so clear-headed and foolish.
Chapter 100 Anyone who has ever read a book wouldn't be so clear-headed and foolish.
Sherlock's statement that Thor was illiterate was not entirely unfounded. In fact, to be more precise, calling Thor illiterate was an insult to the word "illiterate."
The story begins when Thor forcibly dragged Sherlock, who was holding Doro, out of the hall.
After Thor dragged Sherlock out while he was holding Doro, the blockhead Thor actually carried out Odin's order to treat him well, and the first thing he asked Sherlock was...
"My best friend, my dear mentor, would you like to go and see Asgard?"
Honestly, if he could, Sherlock was more curious about what was happening inside the tightly closed hall. After all, Sherlock really wanted to know why these Asgardians had such expressions after learning that he was an alchemist.
However, looking at the tightly closed door behind him, and Thor standing in front of him with a clear yet foolish expression, despite his burly build, Sherlock finally gave up the idea of eavesdropping.
Of course, Sherlock was really not polite. After hearing Thor's words, Sherlock even confirmed them with Thor.
"Is anywhere okay?"
"Of course, you are a distinguished guest appointed by my father, and my mentor. You can go wherever you want; I can take you there!"
Thor answered without the slightest hesitation, his face showing certainty, even pride, as if there were no secrets in Asgard about him.
Seeing Thor's proud, sullen neck, Sherlock stopped being polite and, with a mischievous grin, made his request to Thor.
"If possible, I'd like to see Asgard's energy core, or even just the energy circuits that sustain Asgard."
After hearing Sherlock's words, Thor's smug expression instantly turned blank, and his expression towards Sherlock gradually changed as Sherlock spoke.
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To put it simply, Thor recognized every single word and letter in Sherlock's words, but when put together, Thor couldn't understand what Sherlock was trying to do at all.
As Sherlock watched Thor's expression gradually become blank, several large question marks slowly floated up above his head.
Seriously, Sherlock originally thought Thor was just a little simple-minded, but now he sees Thor as nothing more than a hammer whose brain is filled with muscles!
Seriously, calling Thor illiterate is an understatement. If he could even write his own name, Sherlock would think Odin's education was truly amazing.
After all, this thing doesn't look like it has read a book or been exposed to knowledge.
Sherlock has certainly broadened his horizons. Sometimes, Sherlock really wants to crack open Thor's head to see if it's as smooth as a koala's.
Over the years, Sherlock has seen all sorts of power struggles between fathers and sons, but this is the first time he's ever seen a prince who doesn't know his own family well!
No, is this fucking right?
It's like when your friend buys a luxury car, and you go to his house to see it, you say, "Look at this luxury car's V8 engine," and he looks at you with an innocent expression and asks you a question.
What is a V8 engine?
The feeling when you look at the blue license plate on the front of the car and then at your friend's innocent face is exactly the same.
Seriously, if Sherlock were Odin, and he encountered a treasure like Thor, he'd probably have started a new character long ago, or just passed the throne to Loki. Imagine if that guy were sitting on the throne of Asgard.
Forget about whether Asgard can continue to exist; the whole of Asgard will probably become the biggest source of amusement in the universe.
"Sherlock, can you explain—"
After being stared at with that strange look by Sherlock for a long time, Thor's face turned as red as a monkey's bottom. After holding back for a while, he finally managed to open his mouth, wanting Sherlock to explain what he meant by what he just said, but Sherlock directly raised his hand to interrupt him.
"Stop talking! Continuing will only expose your lack of education!"
After a helpless sigh, Sherlock said to Thor with some despair, repeatedly pondering in his mind where there might be other places in Asgard that Thor knew of that could be of benefit to him.
Just as Sherlock was racking his brains trying to figure out where he should go for a proper visit, he felt a gentle tug on his collar.
Looking down, he saw Doro tugging at Sherlock's collar, looking somewhat aggrieved, and saying something to Sherlock in a pitiful tone.
"Human~, Doro is a little hungry, Doro wants to eat some delicious Orenji."
As Doro said this, his little belly made a rumbling sound in perfect unison.
Hearing Doro's words, and looking at Thor with his clear yet foolish eyes, Sherlock finally sighed helplessly, gave up his idea of "gaining knowledge," and turned to Thor instead.
"Fine, take me to a place you often go to relax, where there's plenty of Asgardian fruit."
Upon hearing Sherlock's words, Thor's eyes finally stopped looking so clear and foolish, and he began to lower his head and think.
Sherlock's words were automatically translated into two conditions in Thor's mind.
"A place to relax with plenty of fruit? I've got it! Sherlock, come quick, with me!"
Without saying another word, Thor grabbed Sherlock and ran out of the palace. After pulling Sherlock onto a vehicle that looked like an Asgardian electric scooter, Thor floored the gas pedal almost without hesitation and sped off towards the distance from the palace.
Half an hour later.
In a pool filled with steam and the aroma of herbs, Sherlock soaked wearily, his head resting against the edge of the pool. Gazing at the ornate ceiling, he silently pondered why things had turned out this way.
Thor sat not far from Sherlock, carefully wiping Meowth Hammer, which was also soaking in the pool, with a towel. He looked as if Meowth Hammer was his real girlfriend and Jane was just a mistress.
As for Doro, well, Doro's belly was bulging at the moment, and he was floating on the pool, silently digesting the Asgardian-style fruit feast he had just enjoyed.
Well, the place Thor found did indeed perfectly meet all of Sherlock's requirements.
First of all, this place is indeed very relaxing, and it's Thor's favorite place to relax.
Secondly, Doro can indeed eat as much fruit as he wants here.
But Sherlock really wanted to ask, what kind of idiot in the world would take a foreign guest like Sherlock to a bathhouse in Northeast China?
Most importantly, this is a genuine diplomatic-level foreign guest!
No, is this fucking right?
Sherlock didn't understand, Sherlock was deeply shocked!
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