Joining Tiandao Company: Starting by mending a zombie world

"Uncle-Master Four Eyes, this is clearly a case of corpse poison. Shouldn't we detoxify her?" Yu Chuda asked.

Master Four Eyes glanced at Yu Chuda and asked, "You can?"

Yu Chuda chuckled and patted his chest, saying:

"Uncle-Master, you must be joking."

"As for dealing with zombies..."

"My master..."

Snapped!

Before Yu Chuda could finish speaking, Master Simu gave him a sharp tap on the forehead and said irritably:

"Is that what you're trying to say?"

"When it comes to dealing with zombies, none of us are a match for your master!"

Yu Chuda rubbed his head and nodded:

"Yes... my master is the best at treating zombies."

Master Four Eyes glanced at Yu Chuda and said irritably:

"You're right, but I disagree, okay?"

Yu Chuda glanced at Chu Sheng speechlessly, and the latter gave him a wry smile and a wink.

"Okay, it definitely will work," Yu Chuda said with a wry smile.

"Hmph!" said Master Four Eyes. "When it comes to playing with zombies, I, your uncle, also have my own set of insights."

Yu Chuda and Chu Sheng nodded repeatedly in agreement, "Yes, yes, Uncle is right."

"Hmph!" Master Four Eyes ignored Chu Sheng and Yu Chuda and instead took out a yellow talisman.

"This is the talisman of universal solutions."

"Ten silver dollars a piece, will you buy it?"

He looked at Liu the butcher and asked.

"Ten silver dollars?" Butcher Liu was clearly taken aback. "Is it that expensive?"

Master Four Eyes nodded: "This talisman is not easy to make."

"By sheer coincidence, I was able to produce only ten copies."

"This is the last one."

"This..." Liu the butcher glanced at his wife, who was still having a fit of madness, and gritted his teeth: "Fine, ten yuan, it's ten yuan."

"I bought it."

"Alright!" Without further ado, Master Four Eyes found a teacup, placed the Wan Jie Talisman inside, and poured in some water.

He dissolved it and commanded, "You two hold her down."

Chu Sheng and Yu Chuda reacted quickly, each grabbing one of the woman's hands from the left and right.

Secure it firmly in place.

It has to be said, the women in the butcher's family are living a really good life.

He's almost as strong as a pig.

"Hehehe..."

The woman struggled incessantly, but was unable to move.

Master Simu moved with extreme speed, grabbing her chin.

Pull it down.

He poured all the talisman water into her mouth.

Glug... Glug...

The talisman water took effect immediately, and the woman calmed down instantly.

Not long after.

His cloudy, whitish eyes became much clearer. He looked up at Liu the Butcher and said angrily:

"You damned thing, why are you tying me up?"

Liu the butcher was stunned for a moment, then slapped his wife.

Snapped!

The slap left a clear red mark on his wife's face.

Suddenly, her eyes welled up with tears, and she burst into sobs.

Liu the butcher excitedly hugged his wife and shouted:

"Old woman, you're all better now, you're finally all better."

"Do you know how terrified I am of losing you?"

Done.

Liu the butcher grabbed his wife and pulled her into his arms, howling in despair.

Damn it!

Chu Sheng secretly admired Liu the Butcher; Liu the Butcher was indeed a remarkable person.

When they hit, their movements were fluid and graceful; when they hugged, their feelings were genuine and heartfelt.

It's a shame someone with such acting skills is a butcher.

"Alright, you two, stop being all lovey-dovey here."

Master Simu couldn't stand it any longer and shouted out.

"Oh...oh..." Butcher Liu hurriedly pulled out ten silver dollars from his pocket and handed them to the Four-Eyed Taoist Priest. "Please keep the money, Master. My wife has..."

Master Four Eyes accepted the silver dollars without ceremony and gestured to Chu Sheng and Yu Chuda to untie him:

"Where did you go yesterday?"

"When did you feel hungry?"

The woman glanced at Liu the butcher, blinked, thought carefully for a moment, and then shook her head:

"I went to the woods yesterday to pay my respects to my mother."

"I didn't go anywhere after that!"

"Your mother?" Master Four Eyes frowned. "Where on the mountain is your mother buried?"

The woman didn't hide anything and told everything in one go.

The more the Taoist priest listened, the more confused he became. Suddenly, he shouted:

"No, your mother's grave is too ordinary; it's impossible for it to emit corpse poison."

"Think quickly, what else has happened to her?"

The woman blinked twice more, then suddenly raised her hand and gestured:

"I also ate a skewer of black girls."

Master Four Eyes frowned, glanced at Chu Sheng and Yu Chuda, and explained:

"The black girl is also called Longkui, which can disperse blood stasis, reduce swelling, clear heat and detoxify."

It is cold in nature, bitter and slightly sweet in taste, and slightly toxic.

Chu Sheng said, "Those should be medicinal herbs, how could they contain corpse poison?"

Master Four Eyes stroked his beard and said:

"That must be because there's a really powerful zombie around."

"Through some method..."

When the powerful zombies were mentioned, Master Four Eyes' eyes lit up, and he eagerly asked:

"I'm asking you, is there any large tomb near the place where you ate the little black girl?"

"Or something like a cave?"

The woman thought for a moment, then nodded and said:

"Yes, my mother's grave is below Old Master Ren's grave."

"That old man's grave takes up most of the hill."

Chu Sheng suddenly realized, recalling the saying, "If your ancestors are buried upright, your descendants will surely be great."

As a result, apart from the outstanding qualities of the eldest daughter of the Ren family, none of the descendants of the Ren family were particularly good.

The only one who could be considered successful was his grand-nephew.

"A zombie that can exude the aura of death must be extraordinary."

Master Four Eyes jumped up excitedly.

"Let's go take a look!"

Yu Chuda didn't think that much about it, and just scratched his head and asked:

"Uncle-Master, are we really going? What if it's a really fierce zombie..."

"Fierce?" Master Four Eyes glared. "Fierce is better! The fiercer it is, the more valuable it is for refining!"

"Wait until I find a powerful zombie."

"I'll teach your master and Xiao Jiu a lesson, and see how they dare to show off in front of me again!"

As he spoke, he gestured wildly, as if he could already imagine the expressions of Mao and Lin's discomfiture.

Butcher Liu panicked: "Taoist Master, my wife... won't have another relapse, will she?"

Master Four Eyes came to his senses, took out another yellow talisman, drew a few strokes on it, and handed it to the woman:

"Wear it close to your body, avoid meat for three days, and bathe with glutinous rice every noon. Ten silver dollars, put it on your tab."

"Huh? I have to pay more?" Liu the butcher said with a bitter face.

"Nonsense!" Master Four Eyes retorted confidently. "Detoxification is detoxification, and self-defense is self-defense; they are two different things!"

"Why don't you keep the talisman, and I'll refund you the ten yuan?"

Looking at his still somewhat weak wife in his arms, Liu the butcher said, somewhat embarrassed:

"Wear it, wear it!"

……

The hills outside Renjia Town are covered with lush trees, and by evening, the light was already somewhat dim.

Master Simu led the way with practiced ease.

Soon, we arrived at the top of the hill and saw a magnificent cement tomb standing in the very center.

There is a stone tablet in front of the grave, and a low wall has been built around it, which looks particularly out of place in this mountain wilderness.

However, to their surprise, the grave was not lonely.

Apart from a bunch of laborers in white shirts.

Lin Fengjiao and her two apprentices, along with Master Ren and his family, were also present.

Master Four Eyes felt a pang of unease and quickly instructed:

"You two brats, keep your mouths shut and don't say anything out of line."

"If you delay my 'client' meeting, I'll definitely curse you so that you can't lift your little penis."