Joining Tiandao Company: Starting by mending a zombie world

buzzing...

My phone kept vibrating on the computer desk, and the buzzing sound was so annoying it made me furious.

Chu Sheng looked away from the job posting on the computer screen, glanced at the caller's name, and answered the phone.

Immediately, the noisy voice of my colleague Chen Ming came through the phone.

"Hey, Chu, you're really something. I heard you got slapped in the face by that old bastard Zhao Jun last night in the office because of Fang Qian?"

Chu Sheng grunted in agreement, then casually picked up a large cloud root and took a bite.

"Click!"

The crisp sound of the lighter lifted his spirits considerably.

Chen Ming chuckled slyly on the other end of the phone:

"Tell me, is it worth it for that bitch Fang Qian?"

"Women, if they run away, they run away, just find another one."

"You've lost your job, and you won't get your profit share either. What a pity!"

"Just bear with it, wait until you get the money before you do it, wouldn't that be better?"

Chu Sheng exhaled a long puff of smoke, straightened his body, sighed, and said with heartache:

"That's true."

"I acted impulsively."

"My salary plus bonuses totaled six thousand yuan, enough for almost half a year's rent."

Chen Ming's mouth was practically stretched to his ears, but he managed to hold back his laughter.

"Right, if it's for the money and not to look bad, I'd put up with it."

"That's true." Chu Sheng took two deep drags on his cigarette, shoved the butt into the ashtray, and rubbed it in his hand. Then, he changed the subject:

"Brother Chen, Sister Li has been an accountant at our company longer than you, right?"

Chen Ming was taken aback, glanced at his sexy wife lying on the sofa with a face mask on, nodded, and said smugly:

"Your sister-in-law arrived six months earlier than me."

"However, they were born at a good time, and their salary was more than double what I received."

Chu Sheng's lips curled into a smirk as he continued:

"Does Sister Zhou have a red mole with white hair on her right breast?"

"above."

Chen Ming grunted in response, instinctively replying, "Yeah, what's wrong? You saw it?"

He had only spoken halfway through his sentence.

He immediately realized something was wrong, his eyes widened in surprise, and he exclaimed:

"Damn, how did you know?"

Just as Chu Sheng was about to speak, a job posting suddenly popped up on his computer screen:

"Tiandao Media Company, dedicated to saving the universe and spacetime"

Company Philosophy: The world is riddled with holes, but there are always people who patch them up. Together, we strive to create peace in this diverse universe, and we move forward despite the challenges.

"Recruiting Talented Individuals: Elites from All Walks of Life"

"Salary and benefits: The monthly salary during the probation period is 1.2 yuan, based on work performance. The more you work, the more you earn. Once you are hired, your life will say goodbye to being dull and boring."

"A media company? Saving the universe? A monthly salary of 1.2? Why don't you just tell me you're Qin Shi Huang?"

Chu Sheng scoffed and casually tossed over a resume.

There are plenty of companies that are all talk and no action.

He'd be willing to work as a nude model as long as he gets paid.

"Chu Sheng, speak up! Stop playing dead! Did you peep on my wife while she was changing clothes?"

Seeing that Chu Sheng remained silent, Chen Ming became even more anxious and began to roar into the phone.

His gaze, however, was fixed intently on Zhou Li.

He wasn't unaware that his own woman was a bit flirtatious, but he would never bother with a good-for-nothing like Chu Sheng.

"Cough cough..."

Chu Sheng cleared his throat and replied slowly:

"Brother Chen, don't get agitated, listen to me."

"Zhao Jun, he has a nickname, 'Linjiang Filming Bro'."

"That bastard likes to record videos and enjoys having others share them."

"Yesterday, when I stormed into his office and beat him up."

"Holy crap, that's so exciting!"

"Impossible, my wife isn't like that..."

Chen Ming instinctively didn't want to admit that he had been cheated on.

But he knew perfectly well what kind of despicable Zhao Jun was.

Back then, I did this to curry favor with the other party.

They even acted as matchmakers and bridges.

He managed to trick two female college freshmen into going to his bed.

I never expected this.

His wife was even more ruthless than him, offering herself up completely.

"Brother Chen, just take it as me talking nonsense."

"After all, to make a living, you always need to have a bit of green on you."

"It's for money, there's nothing shameful about it."

Chu Sheng then feigned excitement and said:

"You know what, Sister Zhou's service is impeccable, and she's absolutely gorgeous."

"That dog and woman." Chen Ming recalled his wife Zhou Li, how nimbly she liked to play with the tapioca pearls when drinking milk tea.

Instantly, he believed most of Chu Sheng's words, thinking to himself:

"Even this bitch has never served me like this."

He suddenly jumped up from the chair, grabbed Zhou Li's long, black hair, and roared:

"You bitch, are you having an affair with Zhao Jun?"

Hearing Chen Ming suddenly mention his old flame.

Zhou Li, who had been listening intently to the gossip, was quite startled and instinctively retorted:

"Are you crazy? When did I ever have an affair with Zhao Jun?"

"Don't listen to that green turtle Chu Sheng's nonsense. He's just trying to frame me and spread rumors about me."

Upon hearing Zhou Li's words, Chu Sheng chuckled, opened his photo album, found a video, and sent it to Chen Ming.

"Brother Chen, take a good look, don't mistake him for someone else."

After saying that, he politely told the other person to go ahead with their business, then hung up the phone and chuckled:

"Idiot, don't you even know who you are? You want to see me make a fool of myself?"

After venting, I turned off my phone and went to bed.

Just as Chu Sheng was getting ready to go to sleep, another phone call came in, this time with the name "Fang Qian" clearly written on it.

He felt a wave of nausea, pressed the power button until the screen went completely black before putting down his phone, burying his head on the pillow, and cursing:

"You bitch, you still have the nerve to call me."

……

Early the next morning.

Chu Sheng, sporting dark circles under his eyes, sighed, "Looking for a job again."

I turned on my phone, and as soon as the boot screen finished, a message popped up on the screen:

"Congratulations, Mr. Chu Sheng! You have been successfully selected and have officially become our employee number 168888."

"Officially issued initial equipment for our new employees: 3 personal space slots, each slot carrying 600 grams, and 1 universal language translator."

"You will enter the 'Zombie Taoist World' in three hours."

Mission Objective 1: Survive for 7 days

"Mission Objective 2: Become an apprentice of Mao Xiaofang"

"Mission Brief: In the zombie world, Japanese pirates roam freely, and public resentment boils over. However, a foreign evil art has disrupted the balance of Yin and Yang, catalyzing the transformation of zombies... The world's barriers have been damaged as a result, and urgently need repair."

"Teleportation countdown: 2 hours 59 minutes 18 seconds"

"Is your phone infected with a virus?"

Chu Sheng looked at the message that automatically popped up on his phone with surprise and frowned.

"That damn scammer actually put a virus on my phone just to cheat me out of money?"

He picked up a lighter, lit a cigarette, and said disdainfully, "If you're so capable, put the lighter in your spatial dimension."

Swah——

In an instant, the lighter in Chu Sheng's hand disappeared, and the next moment, it actually appeared in his sea of ​​consciousness.

No, to be precise.

Three small compartments had appeared in his mind's eye. The lighter lay quietly in one of them.

"Really...really?"

Now, Chu Sheng had no choice but to believe him. He picked up the cigarette case again and repeated what he had said before.

"Put the cigarette pack in my storage compartment."

Swah——

The cigarette box also disappeared and reappeared next to the lighter.

"Really...really?"

"Give me back my lighter right now!"

Chu Sheng stared intently at the spatial grid in his mind, only to feel a blur before his eyes.

The cigarette case and lighter were back in his hands.

Damn…

He is 25 years old this year, and besides watching Zhou Li's real-life short videos.

This is the second time I've encountered something this exciting.

After thinking for a moment, he tentatively asked:

"Can I resign later?"

To resign, simply send the word "resign" to 10086.

"Friendly reminder: this amazing experience only happens once, you'll regret it if you miss it, young hero. Are you sure you want to leave?"

Chu Sheng's heart trembled. He asked himself honestly, "I have lived a life of mediocrity."

Aside from the 996 work schedule, it's just an endless, tedious existence.

Rather than live a boring, zombie-like life, he would rather go to the zombie world and kill zombies.

key…

The recruitment notice clearly stated that the monthly salary during the probationary period would be 1.2 yuan.

Isn't this better than running a sales job like a turtle?

He touched his face, immediately put on a smiling face, and asked,

"Brother, do you think I need to prepare anything when I go over there?"

Soon, the phone screen flashed twice and a message appeared:

"Sticky rice"!