Weird Rules: I'm so handsome, they all want to seduce me.

Su Xiaobai opened her eyes and found herself lying on a hard bed.

The room was blindingly white; the walls, ceiling, and floor were all that stark, pale white.

The only difference was the night sky outside the window, which was as black as if ink had been spilled on it.

He looked down at himself; the blue and white striped hospital gown fit him quite well.

"A skin given away right at the start, and it's even a limited edition hospital gown," Su Xiaobai muttered, sitting up in bed.

Jiang Hongyi's voice immediately echoed in his mind, tinged with nervousness: "Su Bai, you're awake? Something feels off about this room; something is watching you."

"Okay, senior. Please keep quiet in the VIP section. I'm about to start my performance," Su Xiaobai replied in her mind, then turned to look at the head of the bed.

There was a piece of paper stuck there.

He leaned closer to take a look.

Ren'ai Mental Hospital Inpatient Department Rules (Patient Version)

1. Please arrive at the cafeteria at 7:00 AM, 12:00 PM, and 6:00 PM daily for meals. You will be responsible for any consequences if you miss these times.

2. Please remain quiet when nurses make their rounds and refrain from making any eye contact with them.

3. If you hear strange crying or laughing sounds, immediately cover your head with a blanket until the sound disappears.

4. You are strictly prohibited from leaving the ward after 10 p.m. Any sounds outside the door are hallucinations.

5. Trust your doctor and cooperate with the treatment; you will definitely get better.

If other chosen ones saw this rule, they'd probably break out in a cold sweat.

But after reading it, Su Xiaobai blinked.

The handwriting in his eyes began to sway, distort, and recombine like oil paint on the surface of water. The colors also changed from lifeless black and white to pink and tender, with a hint of ambiguous halo.

The words have changed.

[Ren'ai Mental Hospital: A Guide to Sweet Interactions (Exclusive Edition)]

1. Mealtimes are the perfect opportunity to meet a kind and gentle nurse! Please be there on time and create a chance encounter!

2. When the nurses make their rounds, please be brave and make eye contact with them! A sincere smile is the first step to opening their hearts!

3. If you hear cute crying or laughter, it might be a lonely older sister calling for you. Don't hesitate, go find her!

4. The corridor at night is a romantic dating spot. After 10 pm, bravely step out of your room, and a surprise may be waiting for you.

5. Please completely trust the most beautiful nurse you meet; she will give you the most "special" care to help you "recover."

Su Xiaobai was amused.

"This dungeon is pretty good."

He touched his chin.

Just then, the door to the ward creaked open.

A woman in a pristine white nurse's uniform walked in.

In Su Xiaobai's eyes, this woman was probably around twenty-seven or twenty-eight years old, with a plump figure and curves perfectly outlined by her nurse's uniform.

She had a gentle, oval face, her eyes looked a little unfocused, and she was holding a... rather exaggeratedly large silver syringe.

The syringe contained some kind of unidentified liquid, which was slightly swirling.

She walked very lightly, almost silently, straight toward the hospital bed.

According to normal rules, the patient should now lower their head and pretend to be dead, and absolutely must not make eye contact with the nurse.

But who is Su Xiaobai?

Instead of bowing his head, he raised it and gave what he thought was a very sunny smile to the nurse who walked to the bedside.

"Good morning, sister."

Su Xiaobai spoke, her voice clear and bright.

Lin Wanrou suddenly stopped in her tracks.

Her hand holding the syringe paused slightly.

For the first time, a clear look of astonishment appeared in those eyes that always carried a professional gentleness and a hint of emptiness and confusion.

She has visited countless wards and seen countless patients.

When the patients saw her, they either huddled together in fear, stared blankly without any reaction, or screamed and struggled frantically.

Never before... never before has a patient called her "sister" with such a tone and such a smile.

It's actually quite nice to listen to.

Lin Wanrou stood there, stunned, momentarily forgetting what she was supposed to do next.

Should she hold the patient down and administer routine "sedation"? Or should she inquire about the patient's condition? Seeing that she didn't react, Su Xiaobai smiled even more broadly.

He completely ignored the syringe that looked like it could kill a cow, and his gaze fell on the nameplate on Lin Wanrou's chest.

"Lin Wanrou...what a beautiful name, just like her gentle nature," Su Xiaobai continued, her tone as natural as if she were striking up a conversation on the street. "Are you here to give me a check-up, sister?"

Lin Wanrou finally came to her senses. Looking into Su Xiaobai's clear (in her eyes) and smiling eyes, the cold program in her mind that had been running for countless years seemed to have stuck.

She subconsciously hummed softly. Her voice was very soft, carrying a hint of hesitation that she herself didn't realize.

On live streams across the globe, the chat is exploding with comments. (Dragon Kingdom live stream room:)

"Here it comes! Su Shen's classic opening line, 'You're so beautiful!'"

"This time it's an upgrade! She's calling me 'sister' directly! Wow, her seniority has increased incredibly fast!"

"The syringe in the nurse's hand is thicker than my arm! Su Shen, can't you see that?!"

"I saw it, but in Shiro's eyes, it might be a light stick."

"Am I the only one who noticed the nurse's stunned expression? She looks like her CPU has fried!"

"Strange: Why isn't this person following the script? I'm stuck on my lines!"

The style of the split-screen Chosen Ones in other countries is completely different.

The burly chosen one from the United States had his eyes tightly shut, his muscles tense, and sweat beading on his forehead. He didn't dare look at the approaching nurse.

The chosen one of the Bear Kingdom tried to resist but was slammed against the wall by a nurse with a syringe and is now lying on the ground groaning.

The chosen one from the Kingdom of John tried to reason with her, but was looked at with the eyes of a nurse who looked at him like he was trash, while a syringe was already pressed against his neck.

Only in Su Xiaobai's Dragon Kingdom is the art style so uniquely reminiscent of a dating simulation game.

In Su Xiaobai's mind, Jiang Hongyi's voice was practically spitting fire: "Su Bai! Who are you smiling at! 'Sister'?! Who are you calling 'sister'?! I've never heard you call me that before!"

"Senior, calm down, calm down, this is tactic, do you understand tactics?" Su Xiaobai quickly reassured her mentally, "I'm calling this infiltrating the enemy's ranks."

"Look, she's not moving at all; the tactic worked."

"Success my foot! You just like other people because they're pretty!" Jiang Hongyi was extremely jealous, but unfortunately, she was just a consciousness and couldn't do anything but worry.

Ignoring Jiang Hongyi's near-explosive anger, Su Xiaobai pressed his advantage, pointing at the syringe in Lin Wanrou's hand as she remained in a daze.

"Sister, is this... for me?" Su Xiaobai asked, her tone even a little expectant. "Is it... some kind of special treatment?"

Lin Wanrou looked at Su Xiaobai, then at the extra-large sedative syringe she usually used to "educate" disobedient patients.

Special...treatment?

This word stirred a different kind of ripple in her empty mind.

She had seen far too many patients who were afraid of and resistant to this kind of "treatment".

The first one was the one who asked proactively, even with a hint of expectation.

Does this patient really need her "help"?