Weird Rules: I'm so handsome, they all want to seduce me.

He looked at Jiang Hongyi: "You have successfully formed a contract with an S-class anomaly, Ms. Jiang Hongyi."

Jiang Hongyi narrowed her eyes.

"The combination of the two of you is one of the strongest combat forces known to humanity at present."

Qin Zhentian said, "While the chosen ones in other countries are still trying to avoid the rules and find a way to survive, you've already brought the BOSS home."

Su Xiaobai touched her nose somewhat awkwardly.

"Therefore, we need you." Qin Zhentian said directly, "The Dragon Kingdom needs you, and humanity needs you too."

Su Xiaobai didn't say anything.

He glanced at Jiang Hongyi.

Jiang Hongyi remained silent, standing beside him, her fingertips gently stroking the blade of the scissors.

But Su Xiaobai could sense that the lazy, domestic air about her was slowly receding, replaced by a subtle...excitement.

Excitement about the battle.

"What about the benefits?" Su Xiaobai suddenly asked.

Qin Zhentian paused for a moment, then smiled: "Direct, I like it."

He held up three fingers: "First, a monthly salary of 100,000, after tax."

"Secondly, a detached villa will be provided, complete with a full set of security and eerie energy shielding systems."

"Third, all resources in the East District will be directed towards you: dungeon intelligence, equipment, logistical support—whatever you need, as long as we have it, we will provide full support."

Su Xiaobai's eyes lit up.

A monthly salary of 100,000 yuan and a villa.

These conditions... are pretty demanding.

But he didn't agree immediately. Instead, he looked at Jiang Hongyi and asked, "Senior, what do you say?"

Jiang Hongyi raised her head and looked at him.

"Where are you going?" she said calmly. "Where am I going?"

After saying that, she added, "However, staying in this little house every day is indeed a bit boring."

Su Xiaobai understood.

Su Xiaobai took a deep breath.

He never really wanted to be a savior.

In his past life, he played video games so hard that he died of kidney deficiency. In this life, he just wants to lie down and live a carefree life with his beautiful girlfriend.

But Qin Zhentian's words were like a thorn stuck in his heart. Three years later, the world was over.

What use will his villa and his monthly salary of 100,000 be then? Where can he and Jiang Hongyi hide?

"Okay," Su Xiaobai uttered a single word.

Qin Zhentian's eyes lit up.

"I'll join," Su Xiaobai said, "but on one condition."

"you say."

"Don't give me those pointless discipline and obedience tests," Su Xiaobai said. "I'm used to being free, I can't stand that."

"Get to the point, if you have something to say, go do it. Don't try to intimidate me with your official airs." Qin Zhentian laughed: "Don't worry, the East District needs weapons that can solve problems, not decorative vases on a shelf."

"You have the highest degree of freedom."

He took two things out of his pocket.

A black communicator, resembling an old-fashioned flip phone.

A silver key.

"The communicator is specially made, with an encrypted channel, and it connects directly to me." Qin Zhentian handed the item to Su Xiaobai. "The key is for the villa, and your identity information has already been entered into the address. You can move in anytime."

Su Xiaobai took the items.

The communicator felt heavy, and the key was cold.

"I'll pick you up at nine tomorrow morning to go to headquarters," Qin Zhentian said. "To get familiar with the environment and meet your colleagues... although there might not be many."

He paused, then looked at Jiang Hongyi: "Ms. Jiang, welcome to the team."

Jiang Hongyi nodded in response.

Qin Zhentian didn't say anything more and turned to leave.

The door closed.

Only Su Xiaobai and Jiang Hongyi remained in the rented room.

Su Xiaobai looked at the communicator and key in her hand.

Yesterday he was watching videos of beautiful women to please his girlfriend, and today the authorities came knocking on his door, and he's become a civil servant with a monthly salary of 100,000 yuan and a villa?

"Senior." Su Xiaobai turned his head. Jiang Hongyi had already put away the scissors, walked to his side, and picked up the silver key to look at it.

"A villa," she said. "It should be bigger than this."

"It'll definitely be big." Su Xiaobai laughed. "I'll get you a special room for it, to put your scissors... no, I mean, to put your roses in."

Jiang Hongyi rolled her eyes at him.

She put the key back into Su Xiaobai's hand, and then took his hand.

"Are you nervous?" she asked.

"A little," Su Xiaobai said honestly, "It feels like a new level is about to begin."

"What are you afraid of?" Jiang Hongyi said. "I'm here."

Yeah! I'm afraid of giving them chicken feathers, pineapple eggs, etc.!

Standing next to him is an S-class vengeful spirit girlfriend who is capable of fighting, resilient, and even jealous.

With this setup, what dungeon wouldn't be a breeze to clear?

"Let's go." Su Xiaobai put the keys and communicator in her pocket. "Pack your things, we're moving tomorrow!"

................................(jump over!)

Yesterday he was crammed into a 30-square-meter rented room watching videos of beautiful women to please his girlfriend, and today he's riding in an official car heading to the legendary mansion.

Life is like a rocket, moving faster than a rocket.

After driving for about half an hour, we entered a residential area that looked very upscale.

The area is shaded by green trees, the roads are clean, and the houses are far apart, ensuring maximum privacy.

Finally, the car stopped in front of a three-story modern villa.

Qin Zhentian turned off the engine, turned around and said, "We're here."

Su Xiaobai got out of the car and looked at the house in front of her.

In his previous life, he would have had to work his way up from the beginning of time to afford such a property.

"This...is it really for me?" Su Xiaobai was a little uncertain. "I already gave you the key, how could it be fake?"

Qin Zhentian also got out of the car and pointed to the gate: "Let's go in and take a look. Everything inside is ready. Just bring your bags and move in."

Su Xiaobai took out the silver key, walked over and opened the door.

The entryway is spacious, with the floor covered in gleaming marble tiles.

Further inside is a high-ceilinged living room with a large, soft sofa and a huge laser TV on the opposite wall.

The open kitchen is filled with gleaming cookware.

A spiral staircase leads upstairs.

"Holy crap..." That was all Su Xiaobai could say.

Jiang Hongyi followed him in, her gaze slowly sweeping over every corner of the living room.

She walked to the sofa and reached out to press it.

It's very soft.

She walked to the French windows and looked out at the small garden.

"How's it going, senior?" Su Xiaobai leaned closer, a little smug. "This place, not bad, right?"

Jiang Hongyi turned her head, glanced at him, and slightly curled the corners of her mouth.

"It's alright," she said. "Better than that old doghouse."

Qin Zhentian took out a thick kraft paper document bag from his briefcase.

"Su Xiaobai, this is for you." Su Xiaobai walked over and took the file folder; it was a bit heavy. "What's this?"

"Top Secret Document." Qin Zhentian's expression turned serious. "It concerns the recent unusual events that have occurred globally."

"After you read this, you'll understand why we need you, and why so urgently."

Su Xiaobai opened the file bag and took out the documents inside.

The first page is a global map with dozens of locations marked in red circles.

The caption reads: Hospital.

The detailed report follows.

[At St. Mary's Hospital in New York, in the early morning of July 15th, 12 patients on the third floor of the inpatient ward vanished into thin air simultaneously. Surveillance footage showed no one entering or leaving, and a brief distortion of space was observed.]

[Russia, Moscow Central Hospital, July 18...]

[John Bull, Royal London Hospital...]

France...

……

As you turn the pages, you see similar stories.

The events all occurred within the last two weeks, took place in large hospitals in various countries, and involved the mass disappearance of patients.

The last few pages of the report contain the analysis conclusions of the Chinese intelligence department.

[Preliminary assessment indicates this is a spatial ripple effect caused by the instability of the entrance to the new S-level instance, 'Ren'ai Mental Hospital'. Multiple anomalies globally are potential entrances, but the entrances are currently unstable and inaccessible.]

[my country has identified the Third People's Hospital of this city as one of the anomalies, and spatial fluctuations have been detected, but the intensity has not reached the critical value.]

The International Coalition to Combat Mysteries has initiated a joint detection process and expects to confirm the coordinates of the first stable entry points within 48 hours.

[At that time, chosen ones from multiple countries will be organized to participate together, and the event will be broadcast live globally.]

[Preliminary assessment indicates that this copy is a competitive process, with over 30 countries expected to participate.]

[Our country intends to send you, Su Xiaobai, as a key chosen one.]