I was slacking off on a dating reality show when the female guests treated me like a treasure chest.

When Chen Nian saw the task, he raised an eyebrow. Sure enough, he had a move that might not be guessed.

He first mentally rehearsed the animal's movements, then said, "Shall I begin?"

"Could it be a kitten?" Xia Yao asked curiously.

Upon hearing the word "kitten," Su Xiao's eyes lit up; she was very curious about how Chen Nian would mimic a kitten's movements.

"How could it be a kitten? Then everyone guessed correctly," Suhe laughed, then said seriously, "I guess it should be a puppy or something like that."

Chen Nian was speechless. He could understand the kitten, but what about the puppy? Did it lift its leg up like a power line?

The next moment, he moved, leaning back in the chair, relaxing his body, and slowly raising his hands, stretching them into the air.

Everyone looked puzzled upon seeing this.

Chen Nian lightly grasped at the air with his fingers, then slowly lowered them, his lips drooping and his eyes vacant. Throughout the entire process, his movements were extremely slow.

It was so slow that Liu Ting couldn't help but yawn.

"It's over," Chen Nian suddenly said.

"ha?"

"Is that all?"

"Is there no sound or anything like that?"

Everyone looked completely bewildered.

"All I saw was a raw, aged product..." Li Tian said.

Everyone agreed that it was very old, but since it's a guessing game about animals, it shouldn't be guessed as old.

So everyone started discussing it.

"So it really is just a kitten?" Xia Yao said.

Upon hearing this, Chen Nian shook his head and said, "You're gone. Next."

"Huh?" Xia Yao blinked. "Does this count as an answer?"

"Of course." Chen Nian nodded, then waited for the next person's answer.

"That's the puppy!"

"No, Suheguo." Chen Nian denied expressionlessly.

For a moment, everyone became much more cautious, since they needed to answer at least three questions correctly to pass the level.

In fact, if one person answers correctly, then the rest will naturally be correct.

Soon after, Tang Xi and Zhou Yu answered with the cow and monkey respectively, but both were rejected.

"No, a cow?" Chen Nian realized, "Goodness, does my movement look like a cow?" He was speechless.

With four answers already wrong, Chen Nian was eagerly awaiting his own point.

"If it's not a monkey, then it's a tiger!" Liu Ting finally spoke up, full of confidence.

Chen Nian looked at her in surprise and said, "Wrong!"

"Ah, isn't it a tiger?" Liu Ting asked, puzzled.

"If tigers are this slow, they'll go extinct in the wild," Chen Nian said quietly. "Two more mistakes, and it'll be over."

"....."

Su Xiao tilted her head slightly, deep in thought. Then, as if struck by a sudden realization, she raised her hand and whispered, "Is it a sloth?"

Upon hearing this, Chen Nian froze, staring at Su Xiao.

Good grief, you have to be careful of fire, theft, and your colleagues!

Seeing Chen Nian's expression, everyone immediately understood. The next moment, Qi Feng, Wen Jingran, and Li Tian also answered "sloth".

"It's definitely a sloth, a lazy animal."

"I picked out my favorite animal to imitate, but I miscalculated. I forgot that there's something just as lazy in the animal kingdom as him."

"Yes, it's a sloth, but it's not my signature move," Chen Nian said helplessly, watching the point he had almost won slip away.

"Chen Nian failed, deduct one point, currently zero points!" the butler said from the side.

"Pfft!" Liu Ting burst out laughing. "There's nothing I can do. I wanted to help you out, but you're so disappointing!" she sighed softly.

All she got in return was a glare from Chen Nian.

With Chen Nian's defeat, Tang Xi, who was standing next to her, took over.

Tangxi drew a joke involving eye contact.

"Make eye contact with your opponent, tell a joke, and if they laugh, you win."

Seeing this, she looked left and right and decisively chose Chen Nian on her left, because on her right was Qi Feng, and compared to Chen Nian, she felt that Qi Feng was not the type to smile.

"Come on, make eye contact!" Tang Xi said. As aloof as she was, it was difficult for her to come up with a joke.

Chen Nian was a little confused. Everyone was coming to him tonight to take advantage of him. Helpless, he could only turn around and look at Tang Xi.

Upon meeting Tang Xi's clear eyes, Chen Nian thought they were very beautiful. Looking further down, he noticed her delicate features, which seemed to be perfectly natural.

He noticed early on that the girls didn't like to wear makeup, and their natural complexions were already as white as snow.

"Focus, I'm about to start," Tang Xi said, noticing his eyes darting around.

Then, she scoured her limited knowledge of jokes and finally found one.

Moreover, it's very fitting for the occasion.

"Tell me, one day a wave went to see a doctor. The doctor asked it what was wrong, and guess what the wave did?"

Tang Xi asked.

Upon hearing this, Chen Nian paused for a moment, then shook his head blankly.

Others were also thinking about this issue.

"joke?"

Some people were puzzled; at first glance, it didn't sound like a joke.

"Hailang said: I always feel like I'm just a charlatan, haha~" Tang Xi said, then laughed out loud.

The air was completely still. A sea breeze blew in, and everyone rubbed their shoulders, muttering, "It's so cold!"

"..."

"Huh? Isn't it funny?" Tang Xi tilted her head slightly, looking puzzled. "I always find this joke hilarious."

"Butler, has she already lost?" Chen Nian turned to the butler and asked quietly.

"Tangxi loses, next!" the butler said expressionlessly.

"Eh~" Tang Xi scratched her head, an embarrassed expression appearing on her usually aloof face. She subconsciously stuck out her tongue and chuckled.

"Your expression is quite funny," Chen Nian said seriously, a faint smile on his lips.

Upon hearing this, Tang Xi scoffed and turned to look at Qi Feng beside her.

As everyone took turns, when it was Su Xiao's turn, she was the last one in the first lap.

Su Xiao picked up a card, opened it, and whispered, "Tell me an embarrassing story about yourself..."

"oh!"

"This is great! This is interesting!" Everyone thought it sounded fun, so they all quieted down, eager to hear what embarrassing story she would tell.

In the variety show, this was like revealing his own embarrassing past.

Su Xiao blinked, thought for a moment, and then said, "When I received the song 'Cai Feng', I mustered up the courage to thank Chen Nian one day, so I came to the door of the creative department."

"Because I was too embarrassed to go in, I stood at the door and waited. When I saw someone pass by, I asked them if Chen Nian was there."

"As a result, everyone shook their heads blankly and said that Chen Nian was busy writing songs, so was it his girlfriend?"

"So the first time I went to the creative department, I couldn't see him. Later, I went a few more times, but each time before I could even speak, they would say, 'Looking for Chen Nian again?'"

"After that, I never dared to go there again, so I never had the chance to thank Chen Nian in person."

"..."

"Is it a recent embarrassing incident, or an old one?"