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Chapter 124 Sewage Truck Bombards School

Chapter 125 Sewage Truck Bombards School

"This car is awesome! Wow! It's incredibly cool!"

Kara sat in the driver's seat, gesturing wildly and laughing so hard she was practically out of control. She kept flipping switches and pressing buttons, and occasionally slamming on the gas pedal, making the car sound like a drunken vagrant.

Li Xiao carefully checked the materials in his backpack: F-1 visa, passport, printed I-94 form, and bank card. After confirming that nothing was missing, Li Xiao placed the backpack on the back seat.

"Kid, tell me which rich guy is willing to spend so much money to modify my beat-up car!" Kara's smile never stopped as she poked Li Xiao, who was resting with his eyes closed.

"Didn't I tell you I didn't know either?" Li Xiao sighed deeply. Ever since his cousin discovered that the old car had been modified, she'd been acting like she was on phenolphthalein, asking this question at least three times already.

"Don't talk about selling your ass, I don't like hearing that."

Li Xiao promptly interrupted Kara, who was about to speak but hesitated, and let her speak freely, which probably involved the meaning of flowers for rich women.

"Hey! You're arguing with me now!" Kara tossed a thermos box over from beside the car. "This is your lunch. Do you want to stay at the hotel or commute?"

"I'm a day student, I'm not used to being with a bunch of people with strong body odor," Li Xiao decisively chose the latter, afraid that his nose would be pickled after a semester of living in the dormitory.

"Okay, but I get off work very late and may not have time to pick you up. You can take the bus or subway back by yourself, it's a direct route."

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Carla put on sunglasses. She was dressed very fashionably today, wearing a loose-necked khaki denim shirt with a white knee-length skirt. A brown women's belt was tightly tied around her navel, perfectly outlining her figure. Her blonde hair was combed smoothly, and her red high heels made her skin look even whiter and more delicate. She looked like a sophisticated urban woman.

Why does it feel like a mother taking her child to school? A strange thought suddenly popped into Li Xiao's mind. Then he tugged at the frayed hem of his coat. This was the coat that Corinna had picked out for him. He had only worn it once since it was bought and it had basically been gathering dust in the closet. It was only after Carla repeatedly asked him to wear it when he went out that he would wear it to make himself look good.

Luckily the weather was nice today, otherwise I would definitely be considered a weirdo for wearing that outfit.

After navigating the congested streets, the car entered the ring road. The Starbucks logo in the distance was huge; it was said to be the first Starbucks in history. Even though it was a kilometer or two away, Li Xiao could see the wrinkles on the waiter's face as he received the tip.

Li Xiao slowly closed his eyes, feeling uneasy after sleeping for about an hour. Although he wasn't sleepy at all, he still wanted to doze off for a while.

Kara glanced sideways at Li Xiao, who had his eyes closed, and adjusted the car speed to be even.

That kid must be exhausted from running around all night. He knows he's about to start school and he's still hanging out with John's kid. He's such a worry. Kara always feels that Li Xiao's money isn't earned through honest means.

The car drove smoothly without any bumps, and Li Xiao slept soundly as time quietly passed.

"Wake up, we're at school." Li Xiao suddenly felt someone pinch his face hard, and he opened his eyes unhappily.

Carla had already put on a fisherman's hat with a floral wreath and gracefully stepped out of the car, smoothing her skirt.

Pretending to be a refined person, Li Xiao pursed his lips, grabbed his backpack from the back seat, and followed them off the bus.

Before me lay a complex of buildings enclosed by a metal fence, covering several hectares. All of them were covered in pink tiles and arranged in a rectangular line. Lush camphor trees dotted the surrounding area, and a statue of the Virgin Mary, over thirty meters tall, stood in the center.

On the lawn beneath the statue, groups of students, mostly of yellow and white skin, were gathered together playing guitars, creating a pleasant atmosphere.

"The environment here looks pretty good." Li Xiao followed behind Kara, looking around with curiosity. Apart from being a bit old, it wasn't as dirty and messy as he had imagined.

"Hmm, after all, the storefront needs to be well-packaged, otherwise how can we attract taxpayers to enroll their children here?" Carla's high heels clicked as she slung a small pink crossbody bag over her shoulder. "Give me the documents upstairs later, I'll handle the enrollment. The tuition fees have all been transferred to the bank card, right?"

"Everything's ready. Are you sure you don't need me to come along?" Li Xiao was slightly surprised. "I think I need to choose my major myself."

"Your mom already told me, physics plus mechanical engineering, right?" Kara lowered her head, her eyes behind her sunglasses showing impatience. "I've been there, just listen to my instructions. Going in won't make a difference. Just wait outside."

"Alright," Li Xiao shrugged. He had no complaints since someone was helping him.

It's clear that the controls here are very lax. Some students were smoking and swaggering in through the gate, while the middle-aged security guard next to them ignored them, only extending his chubby, carrot-like hand to beckon them in.

"Fuck you!" The white student smoking looked annoyed, threw two cigarettes at him, and left looking sullen.

The middle-aged security guard immediately took out white powder from his pocket, poured some into the device, and began to smoke it with a look of enjoyment on his face.

? ?

Security guards smoke too? Li Xiao, who had just realized everything was normal, was speechless. At that moment, a female student wearing a bikini, her white flesh swaying, passed by the door, snatched the cigarette from the security guard's hand, and started puffing away on the spot.

"Judy, still working at the Silver Shoes Ball tonight? Do you need me to pamper you, sweetheart?" The security guard's fat hand unceremoniously pinched the female student's buttocks, his fingers hooking inwards, while his other hand slid into the girl's bra, rubbing her without regard for others.

"I'm on my period, get your hands off me!" Judy snorted and didn't move. After finishing her slap, she grabbed the security guard's crotch and walked away without looking back, swinging her dirty braid as the latter screamed.

"This little firecracker!" The security guard grimaced and rubbed it.

"This is a chicken!" Li Xiao asserted.

"You'll get used to it. A lot of female students who don't have money end up working as strippers there," Kara said casually, raising an eyebrow.

Just as Li Xiao was about to speak, the rumbling sound of an engine starting up suddenly came from behind.

A large blue truck, with rubber hoses dangling from its back, was hurtling towards the entrance at high speed. Many students cursed and dodged to the side. Li Xiao and Kara were far enough away that they didn't have to worry about being hit.

"Stop!" The security guard took out a rubber baton from the booth and waved it wildly to drive the truck to a stop.

The truck actually stayed obediently at the entrance, and the security guard breathed a sigh of relief.

Before he could even get close, the truck suddenly swerved, its tires screeching through the air, and then its rear end was aimed at the doorway.

The security guard broke out in a cold sweat; he had a bad feeling about this.

A gurgling sound came from the soft rubber tube, as if something was about to gush out, and the noise grew louder and louder. Then, under the pressure, the rubber tube suddenly stood up.

A stream of yellow liquid shot out from the pipe, carrying a pungent stench. The security guard, unable to dodge in time, was drenched from head to toe. Then, the sewage gushed towards the guard booth and the main gate.

Instantly, the signboard and pavilion at the entrance were completely covered in excrement, and the overwhelming stench of feces filled the air, turning the entire school gate into a cesspool.

The once harmonious campus instantly turned into a powder keg, with words beginning with "law" and ending with "compare" appearing everywhere, and some people who had been smeared with excrement vomiting on the spot.

"Surprise!" Two short-haired male students in school uniforms got out of the car, gave the security guard the middle finger, put on their raincoats, and rushed into the gate.

"Ouch! Fuck!" The middle-aged security guard jumped up and down in anger, feces dripping from his chin. "I'm going to get the principal to expel you all! You shit-eating bastards! Fuck your mother! I just bought this uniform! Ugh!!"

A large white man in his fifties was crying and vomiting on the spot.

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