In America, my cousin, Supergirl Kara...
Chapter 109: I want Bizarro so badly!
The journey was light and pleasant, and Chad Kang's whistling was almost nonstop along the way, playing the tune from Red Dead Redemption 2. The tune was so off-key that it was almost unwatchable, but he was in high spirits.
Li Xiao walked slowly behind, carrying a small mountain of guns and ammunition on his back. He had changed back into a hoodie; wearing camouflage would be too conspicuous and would easily attract the attention of the federal police.
Gen Shinji was breathing heavily, his pale red lips slightly parted, and wisps of fragrance mixed with his breath escaped from between his lips.
She had been running all the way with the knife case on her back, and her breathing was already disordered. Her long black hair clung to her flushed cheeks, and every now and then she would reach out and brush it behind her ears.
She looks much better than her previous icy demeanor. She was too pretentious before, trying to act like an ice queen, Li Xiao thought to himself.
Only the echoes of three people's footsteps reverberated in the empty cave.
The two had already agreed to split the firearms 50/50. Li Xiao planned to keep his own weapons and equipment, while Zha Kang could do whatever he wanted with them.
The bodies inside the cave had been mostly looted, but a bank card with a gold-embossed cover was found in the crease of Hans's pants. Li Xiao didn't know how much money was in it.
Midway through, Li Xiao found an excuse to separate from Kang Yuan and the other person, and secretly slipped into a storage room where there was a well-preserved corpse.
Li Xiao had originally planned to use Walker's corpse, but with his crotch and face smashed, he lost interest.
If you use the Bone-Slaying Spirit to resurrect Bizarro, only to find out he's a eunuch, that would be terrible.
He's a superhero, after all; we can't treat him like this.
On the ground was a corpse dressed in denim, somewhat like the style of the old lady. She had short hair that reached her ears and eyebrow piercings. Her face was quite handsome, with deep-set eyes, a high nose, and slightly upturned lips, typical of Eastern Europeans.
Li Xiao took out the crystal ball from his pocket and pinched his stiff chin, but it didn't feel rough like stubble.
This is strange. Could it be that this person's testosterone levels are too low? Li Xiao looked at his throat and saw a neat, deep gash over ten centimeters long on his neck, near the joint.
With the Adam's apple exposed, it was definitely not a woman. Li Xiao smiled inwardly and stuffed the crystal ball inside. As soon as it entered his mouth, the skeleton crystal turned into a thick liquid and slid into his mouth without spilling out of his throat. Then, a dark arc of light spread out from the corpse, enveloping it completely like a preserved egg.
[Incubating: Randomly anchored undead race to hatch in 2 hours (Note: You can leave your genes as a beacon; the undead will automatically recognize you and track you based on the scent left behind)]
It can even navigate automatically, that's really great. To avoid being discovered, Li Xiao reached out and hugged the ball of light.
It felt like a plastic film, and there seemed to be liquid sloshing around inside. He looked up and saw a hole in the ceiling.
Li Xiao jumped seven or eight meters high and landed as lightly as a feather. He then plucked a few strands of hair and placed them on the cocoon. The hair slowly sank in, and only then did Li Xiao feel relieved enough to jump down.
"You absolutely have to give me Bizarro!" Li Xiao clenched his fist.
I want Bizarro so badly! I dream about it! I want him so badly!
May Jesus bless you! Li Xiao made the sign of the cross on his chest.
If we can get out, we must burn a dozen nun dolls to serve Jesus!
After doing all this, Li Xiao went to meet up with Zha Kang and Yuan Zhensi.
"Dude, are you having trouble urinating?" Zha Kang grinned mischievously. "How about giving yourself a couple of injections?"
The next moment, Li Xiao's iron fist arrived as expected, and Zha Kang was beaten until he howled and screamed before returning to normal.
"Honestly, I really want to show my dad how much money I've made, and see his reaction!" Constantine gestured wildly, his mouth moving like a clapperboard. "But I'm not planning on taking the money home; I'm going to leave it with you."
"Why?" Moonlight was already streaming into the cave entrance in the distance, leaving behind numerous tire tracks on the ground. Li Xiao joked, "Afraid your dad will rob you of your money?"
Li Xiao thought that Constantine really trusted him enough to want him to deposit money, and wasn't afraid that he would run away with the money. Besides, if he didn't return home after making a fortune, wouldn't his trip have been in vain?
"Sigh, my dad likes to buy trust funds," Constantine sighed helplessly, pulling up his shoulder strap. "If he ever sees cash, I guarantee he'll squander every last penny. A few cartons of good cigarettes and a few cases of beer as a token gesture will be enough."
It turns out he was afraid that if he became rich overnight, his father would use the money to cover up his losses, so buying trust funds was even less reliable than buying stocks.
The wolves of Wall Street are all ruthless scum who exploit others to the bone. They're either high-flyers or their wealth is so embezzled that nothing is left. As for getting rich, that's just a pipe dream.
Corinna has explicitly stated that none of these trust funds are reliable; not to mention ordinary people, even some small-time millionaires have been swindled out of their money.
"I disagree. If it gets lost, you'll have to come looking for me." Li Xiao didn't want to get involved in this mess. He wasn't a bank manager who got a commission for depositing money.
"Hey, buddy, don't do this!" Constantine wailed. "It'll only be a week at most. I'll go find a place to rent, and you can give it to me then."
"Why don't you just put your money in the bank? JPMorgan Chase has trillions of dollars in assets, they wouldn't be interested in your paltry sums."
"They deduct money every month, and those bloodsuckers charge ridiculously high fees. It's safest to keep the money with you personally."
"How about this, you can have my cousin keep them safe, but of course you'll still have to pay her a safekeeping fee."
Li Xiao felt that Kara would be very willing to take on this job, and that her character was trustworthy.
"Oh... alright then," Constantine calculated for a moment, "I can only pay a maximum of $1000, I can't bear to pay more than that."
"Then you need to talk to her."
He still has to go to school, and more importantly, he plans to deposit all the money into the Phantom Prison area so that it won't be a problem if they come to collect it.
"Woof woof!"
Just outside the cave, a bolt of lightning flashed in, and a gentle breeze swept by. Little Krypton, its tongue lolling out, shook its head and tail, circling around Li Xiao.
Genji was stunned for a moment. Before she could react, a dog suddenly darted out in front of her with astonishing speed.
Li Xiao rubbed the dog's head hard. This dog must have had a great time outside, covered in burrs and spiky balls. He wondered which wild forest it had run off to.
As the dog was being petted, its bio-field activated, and the burrs on its body began to fall. Because the dog was facing away from the people, neither of them noticed this.
The entire process took very little time, almost only 0.1 seconds, and had no impact whatsoever.
Xiao Ke wandered around the group for a while, then suddenly ran up to Gen Shinji, and the two stared at each other for a moment.
Xiao Ke gritted her teeth slightly and lowered her body. Yuan Zhensi remained unfazed, her fingers lightly resting on the hilt of the sword on her back. She glanced at Li Xiao.
The meaning is clear: if Xiao Ke dares to bite her, she dares to chop the dog.
Li Xiao frowned, just about to call the dog back, when unexpectedly, after sniffing a few times, Xiao Ke showed a fawning expression and started circling around Yuan Zhensi.
It even lay on the ground, exposing its belly to show affection, its little black tufts of hair covered by its tail, seemingly a little shy.
That shameless pervert.
Li Xiao couldn't bear to look. He fawned over any pretty woman he saw; what a shameful bastard.
Genji was stunned for a moment, then squatted down with her legs together. She stretched out her fair hand and tentatively touched Xiao Ke's belly.
Little Krypton let out a comfortable humming sound from its nostrils, and its tail swept up dust that flew everywhere.
Dogs are much cuter than people, Gen Shinji chuckled inwardly, and petted them even more happily.
After this little incident, the group quickly left the cave. Looking at the quiet wilderness outside, Li Xiao took a deep breath. He had been in the cave for so long that his nose was almost irritated by the fumes, and now that he was out, he felt a sense of relief.
At this moment, a moon as white as a cream pie hung in the sky, with a few snowflake-like stars dotting the side.
Li Xiao opened his iPhone and glanced at it. It was already 12:30 a.m., and there was still an hour and a half until 2 a.m. He needed to speed things up.
If he didn't need to pick up the pickup truck, Li Xiao would have loved to ride his motorcycle straight back along the asphalt road.
"Shinji, you'll ride a motorcycle with me," Li Xiao instructed as they walked. "Put the heavy items on my bike, I'll carry them."
"No!"
"don't want!"
Two voices rang out at the same time.
Li Xiao turned his head, Zha Kang moved a few steps to the side as if to draw a line, and Yuan Zhensi's face returned to its deadpan expression.
"Why?" Li Xiao asked, puzzled. These two were too in sync, as if they had rehearsed their plans in advance.
"I'm afraid she'll stab me in the kidneys," Constantine swallowed, touching his throat with lingering fear. "Don't forget, she almost cut my neck the first time we met. I really don't dare to put my back to her."
Constantine sighed inwardly. After their interactions along the way, he realized that Gen Shinji was not as easy to talk to as he seemed.
He's just trying to create some opportunities for his good friend. His long-held belief is that if a woman isn't interested in him, he won't pester her; he must maintain proper manners.
Genji glanced at Li Xiao with a slight shift in his eyes, then tugged at his collar: "I want to ride in your car."
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