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Shocking! Lu Xiao joins Arsenal in a major upset! Total transfer fee: €1.8 million!

Arsenal? Lu Xiao's unexpected transfer choice causes a football earthquake!

Atletico Madrid fans gather to protest, CEO Gil was trapped in his own mansion.

Madrid Media: Atletico Madrid's management has personally destroyed a dynasty; Luuk's choices are baffling.

£40 a week? The highest salary in the Premier League is born! Superstar Lukas Lopez is about to join the Premier League!

De Bruyne: I thought Luis would be my teammate, but I was surprised that he became my opponent.

Abramovich: I Don't Understand

Let alone Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich.

Aside from Chloe, no one in the world understands Lu Xiao.

Even Lu Xiao's parents, agent, teammates, and friends couldn't understand it.

Leaving Atletico Madrid for the Premier League makes perfect sense.

Xiao Xier publicly listed Lu Xiao for sale, hoping to cash out and pay off debts.

Furthermore, last season's disastrous signings and club management issues led to widespread injuries within the team...

After winning six titles, Atletico Madrid had no more ambitions.

There's nothing wrong with Lu Xiao moving to a team with higher aspirations.

With Mendes frequently meeting with managers of top clubs, rumors swirled about Lu Xiao's potential connections to Chelsea and Manchester City.

While football fans around the world were engrossed in the epic drama series "Where Did Lu Xiao Go?",

Some guessed Chelsea, some guessed Manchester City, some guessed Barcelona, ​​some guessed Paris Saint-Germain, and some even guessed Real Madrid and Manchester United.

But nobody guessed Arsenal!

It's no longer niche, it's become bizarre.

These days, let alone superstars like Lu Xiao, Messi, and Ronaldo.

Even with superstars like Griezmann, Pogba, Ibrahimovic, Neymar, and Suarez, would anyone even give Arsenal a second glance?

No.

Arsenal's biggest stars are only former Real Madrid player Mesut Özil and former Barcelona player Alexis Sanchez.

Even Arsenal fans themselves dare not imagine Lu Xiao.

I don't even dare to hope for it.

Suddenly hearing that Lu Xiao is about to join Arsenal,

Fans were even convinced that this was fake news!

The Guardian, The Times, The Sun, L'Équipe, Kicker...

Multiple media outlets published the news in the most prominent positions on their front pages and official websites.

Lu Xiao is about to sign with Arsenal, with a weekly wage of £40.

Fans were convinced that the official websites of these authoritative media outlets had been hacked and that it was all a prank.

Lu Xiao is definitely like Higuain and other star players.

Lost in the medical examination room

Ultimately, they were snatched up by other top clubs.

The plot always goes like this; Arsenal fans are already used to it.

However, when Arsenal's official website and Atletico Madrid's official website updated simultaneously,

Dressed in a suit and tie, Lu Xiao held up an Arsenal number 10 jersey, with "Fly Emirates" printed on the front and "LU SHAW" on the back.

The handsome East Asian man stood next to Wenger, sporting his signature dashing smile.

The whole world is in an uproar!

"Holy crap!! Arsenal?"

"It really is! It really is Arsenal!"

"Isn't this fake news?"

"I must be seeing things."

"Why did Wenger actually sign a contract this time? Wasn't he supposed to be a 'slow signer'?"

"Wow, the sun must have risen in the west!"

#LuXiaoArsenal

The hashtag topped the Weibo hot search list, almost causing a server crash.

Around 3:30 a.m., a Weibo engineer was urgently dragged out of bed by his boss to maintain the system.

The next morning, the Weibo server experienced a display anomaly for 10 minutes.

The celebrities who bought trending topics that day were all incredibly unlucky.

The entries that were bought at great expense are not as good as those that Lu Xiao generated naturally.

Lu Xiao alone dominated the top 5 of the trending topics list!

Wenger, Lu Xiao, Arsenal

Three completely unrelated names were thus linked together in the summer of 2017.

……

"Sky Sports reporter on site: Behind us is Arsenal's medical center."

We just witnessed the youngest Ballon d'Or winner, Lu Xiao, enter the Arsenal medical room for a medical examination.

This was Lu Xiao's second medical examination since joining the club; prior to this, he had already signed a contract with Arsenal.

It is understood that the weekly wage has been set at £40, the highest weekly wage in Premier League history.

This surpasses Ibrahimovic's new £36 contract.

Furthermore, Arsenal CEO Kroenke revealed that the club is delighted to have signed a top-tier superstar like Lu Xiao.

Despite a disappointing season, 20-year-old Lu Xiao's performance has been recognized worldwide.

He remains the best player and the core figure who can lead the team to victory.

If Lu Xiao can lead Arsenal to win the Premier League title, which they haven't touched in over 10 years,

Lu Xiao's total annual salary is expected to exceed £3000 million, making him the highest-paid professional athlete in world history!

According to our preliminary estimates

If you include Luis's commercial contracts, his annual income might surpass that of Cristiano Ronaldo.

Become the world's highest-earning individual!

A 20-year-old earns nearly 100 million euros a year.

The reporter's voice trembled as he broadcast this.

"In addition, Lu Xiao's Arsenal meet-and-greet is about to take place, and tickets for the Emirates Stadium are already sold out, with regular tickets being resold for as much as £3000..."

……

Lu Xiao had no sense of being at the center of the storm.

It has stirred up a frenzy among football fans worldwide and created a buzz on social media.

Countless football media outlets and bloggers are analyzing Lu Xiao's transfer and the reasons behind his choice of Arsenal.

This analysis examines how Lu Xiao will coexist with players like Özil, Sanchez, and Giroud after joining Arsenal.

An analysis of why Lu Xiao's brief honeymoon with Atletico Madrid ended in failure.

Why didn't he choose Manchester City or Chelsea? Did he not want to play with his Belgian teammates?

In short, Lu Xiao is the key to traffic generation.

Everyone's talking about it, just watching the drama unfold.

Despite the absence of major international tournaments in 2017, the popularity of football topics did not decline; on the contrary, Lu Xiao stirred things up even more.

Arsenal finally reached an agreement with Atletico Madrid by paying €1 million in cash and €8000 million in installments.

The price is that for every title Lu Xiao helps Arsenal win,

They will all pay Atlético Madrid an additional 1000 million euros.

Assuming Lu Xiao can lead Arsenal to a seven-trophy winning streak,

Arsenal will pay Atletico Madrid a total of 2.5 million euros!

This is undoubtedly the world's highest transfer fee ever, surpassing Neymar's record-breaking price!

Many bloggers have also accused Arsenal of gambling.

Renowned football commentator Gary Lineker remarked on his show: "Arsenal have taken a desperate gamble! It's insane!"

No one knows what Wenger and Lu Xiao talked about, or how Wenger persuaded the Kroenke family.

In short, this magical transfer happened just like that.

Unfortunately, Lu Xiao, who was at the center of the storm, showed no awareness of being an internet celebrity.

He even had the time to go to Belgium.

Having just finished playing a 2018 World Cup European qualifier,

Together with De Bruyne, Hazard, Lukaku, and others, they led Belgium to a 2-0 victory over Estonia.

10-0 thrashing of Gibraltar...

The qualifiers have ended.

Lu Xiao and his teammates circled the field to take a bow, thanking the fans before returning to the locker room.

De Bruyne and Hazard couldn't help but pull Lu Xiao aside.

"Lu, tell me the truth, why don't you come to Manchester City?"

"No, he didn't choose Chelsea before. I thought the contract was already signed. Why?"

Seeing the resentful expressions on De Bruyne and Hazard's faces, Lu Xiao couldn't help but chuckle.

"You two really want to be my teammates?"

"That's right, but I just think you were a bit hasty this time."

De Bruyne said earnestly.

From Lu Xiao's perspective, choosing either Manchester City or Chelsea would be far better than choosing Arsenal.

At Arsenal, it's easy to repeat Atletico Madrid's mistakes.

After winning the championship, he and his team quickly fell from grace.

But Manchester City is different. Manchester City is becoming more and more stable and is showing signs of becoming the Premier League champion.

De Bruyne has enough confidence to help Manchester City achieve a three-peat.

"Why exactly?"

"For no reason other than because it's interesting."

"..."

Lu Xiao left after saying that, and went into the changing room to shower.

He needed to hurry to catch his flight back to London.

De Bruyne and Hazard, standing behind them, exchanged bewildered glances.

"Is being entertaining enough? Don't they want a high salary and a championship?"

De Bruyne frowned.

Hazard, on the other hand, understands Lu Xiao very well.

"For him, being interesting is probably more important than money."

And do you think he can't win a title at Arsenal?

"No, Manchester City will stop him."

"Let's get past Chelsea first!"

De Bruyne and Hazard exchanged a few jokes, then De Bruyne suddenly became serious.

Originally, the Premier League title was just a contest between the two brothers.

Now that Lu Xiao has joined...

This means the Premier League is about to change!