Survival of the Nation: My luck was a tiny bit worse.
Chapter 71 A Beautiful Real World
Meanwhile, in the real world, the Dragon Kingdom is also incredibly busy.
"Did they release tens of thousands more wolves...? Hmm, we got a message from above asking if we want them?"
"They said they'd only collect half, based on demand, and let everyone decide the rest."
"Alright, I think wolves and dogs are pretty much the same, both loyal and good at fighting."
"Yeah, even if you keep it at home, it can still be a guard wolf."
As soon as the restricted area was released, the National Development and Reform Commission started working overtime across the board.
But it doesn't matter, the real-world China is already able to keep up with the pace of its own players.
The National Games Office is keeping a close eye on its own athletes—especially those participating in the European Games.
I could tell he was going down a single lane, I could tell his eyes were off, I could tell he seemed to be preparing some kind of feint—
"All departments, prepare! All departments, prepare! The European Games athletes are moving!"
"Report! OH-1! Code name OH-1!"
"The European Games athlete has fallen!"
"The European Games athlete has rolled down the hill!"
"Attention all athletes, European Games athletes prepare for landing—"
"3, 2, 1—!"
[Congratulations to Ou Yun from China for successfully killing the hare!]
[Triggered a 10,000x increase in deployment: Wild rabbits!]
"Wild rabbits are being released! Wild rabbits are being released!"
"We have immediately entered the site to recover the goods. Over!"
Either:
"European Games athletes are on the move! All departments are ready again!"
"Report! Code name OH-3! Repeat, OH-3!"
"Roger that! We are on high alert!"
"Report! European Games athletes acquired 100 restricted area lighting units, but the deployment was not triggered!"
"Roger that! Stay on alert!"
Of course, there are also the Cold Team's related action groups:
"Attention all departments, Team Cold is initiating operations. I repeat, Team Cold is initiating operations."
"Received. We have been on standby at the deployment site. Over."
[Congratulations to Leng Ruolan from China for successfully killing the wild boar!]
[Triggered 10,000x deployment: Wild Boars!]
"Distribution points have been set up! We are ready to go on-site to assist residents at any time!"
"Wow! What a huge wild boar! Leng Dui is awesome! Tonight I'm going to eat braised pig's trotters, hahaha!"
"Warning: Casual chatting is prohibited on the command channel."
"Oops, sorry, I switched to the wrong channel!"
"Warning twice, dinner bonus opportunity for No. 023 is cancelled."
"..."
Or Chen Hao could also benefit, especially when he was guarding the camp alone:
"Attention everyone, Chen Hao has laid 20 traps, ready to be deployed at any time."
"My five traps haven't activated. Over."
"No movement on my 10 side. Over."
"Report! I've detected some activity on my end!"
"A hedgehog has been detected approaching. Over!"
[Congratulations to Chen Hao from China for successfully defeating the Hedgehog!]
[Triggering a 10,000x increase in deployment: Hedgehog!]
"Attention all personnel! The safety risks of this deployment are relatively low. Teams one and two will remain on standby, while team three will assist civilians at the deployment site!"
"receive."
"receive."
"Sizzle... sizzle..."
"No, can we eat this hedgehog? There's a few ounces of meat, though."
"Just treat it like a land-based sea urchin; you only need to take a bite or two."
"I'll reiterate, no idle chatter is allowed on the command channel. Numbers 023 and 024, come to my office after this is over."
"..."
"..."
The National Development and Reform Commission is busy, and the government is busy too.
As everyone knows, thanks to that guy surnamed Ou, China is now rolling in wealth again.
One person was so rich that he was practically rolling in oil, while everyone around him was starving and their eyes were practically glowing.
Those with real ability will go directly to our door with gifts and diplomacy.
"Brother, I'm not here for any other reason than to make friends with you. This is just a token of our goodwill, please accept it!"
Those who have no ability just shamelessly come to beg for food.
"Brother, look at my current situation, I'm pretty much in a bind. Could you give me something? Otherwise, I'll starve to death on your doorstep, and that won't look good for you!"
The Dragon Kingdom was equally unambiguous. As for the Bear Kingdom, well, it's time to make friends.
But even in a poor family like the country, you can't just casually give a beggar a handy gift:
Dragon Kingdom asked Little Day, "Don't you have a father? Doesn't your father care about you?"
The little girl burst into tears, sobbing uncontrollably: "My dad is dying! I begged him to cut off a piece of his own flesh to support me, but he refused!"
Upon hearing this, Long Guo was so moved that tears streamed down his face: "So that's what happened to you. Go back and wait for my good news!"
The little country was overjoyed, thinking to itself, "Haha, I knew you, a great nation, wouldn't stoop to stand by and watch someone die. Just wait and see how I tear you apart later!"
Three days later.
Three large, dark warships anchored in Shenjing Bay of the Little Days Kingdom.
Little Rizi was immediately shocked. "Baka! What do you mean?!"
Dragon Kingdom chuckled. "It's nothing much. You need support, right? We Dragon Kingdom have an old saying: 'Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.' I'll teach you step by step!"
Then things became much simpler.
The Dragon Kingdom aggressively entered the Little Day Kingdom, with warships and aircraft arriving one after another, starting from Shenjing Bay and striking its heart.
But China, a great nation with a history of five thousand years and a model of civilization, was initially quite polite to you: "Want to surrender? If you surrender directly, I can go easy on you."
The entire nation was stunned. How could you do this?! Is there no justice?! Is there no law?!
In a panic, they went to the United States for help.
The US said it had something to do and muted its microphone—ignoring all calls from the US.
The little guy was frantic and searched the world for help.
However, most countries expressed confusion. "Strange, the Dragon Kingdom was clearly trying to help you out of kindness, why are you resisting? Aren't you being ungrateful?"
The small country had no choice but to try to mobilize the entire nation to resist—but before they could even stand up, they were immediately fed a bowl of mushroom rice.
Without any warning or indication.
The location of the attack was the sanctuary.
The prominent figures from all walks of life in the small country who were still worshipping inside were instantly reduced to ashes.
Draw a circle with the ancestral toilet as the center and the ancestors of the common people as the radius.
"boom!!!"
Justice will ultimately prevail over evil. On this purified land, a giant, pristine white mushroom has blossomed.
On this day, the Little Day Kingdom finally remembered the fear of being ruled by mushroom rice bowls back then...
Little Riziguo knelt down with a thud and surrendered.
Thus, in less than three days, the Dragon Kingdom completed its blitzkrieg against the Little Day Kingdom.
The audience in China was absolutely thrilled:
"Great! I've been fucking waiting for this day!"
"Feeling hungry? How about a bowl of mushroom rice?"
"Wow, so this is what mushrooms look like. Dude, I've witnessed history."
"Another bowl! Another bowl!"
"China is awesome! Long live China!"
Other countries on Earth, while more inclined to observe, were simply watching the show.
"Wow, it's been so long since I've seen mushroom rice bowls!"
"It's good that you're courting death, it'll reduce our pressure!"
"Why only one bowl of mushroom rice? I think your Dragon Kingdom is too lenient. Why not feed us a few more bowls?"
"See what I told you? Some countries don't even need to use forbidden areas to settle scores; they just carelessly bring about their own demise."
"The Kingdom of Little Days has finally come to an end!"
But there was also a sense of impending doom, and he nervously wondered if he and the Dragon Kingdom had fallen out.
Even those who had done bad things were willing to sell their possessions to curry favor with him.
I can't afford to offend this Buddha! Please, please let me go!
Those who have never done anything wrong can only live with their tails between their legs.
However, the United States, which usually jumps up and down at the slightest disturbance in China, has surprisingly remained silent this time, which is somewhat unexpected for China.
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