Survival of the Nation: My luck was a tiny bit worse.

Chapter 40 Even the salt isn't salted anymore

Later, Leng Ruolan still did not know the true abilities of Ou Yun that she had witnessed that day.

She has only received one piece of information so far.

That means Europe is a person.

Because only humans can be this crazy.

But it doesn't matter anymore, none of it matters.

As long as you know he's a person, that's enough.

Leng Ruolan comforted herself with this thought.

Although his mental state remains questionable...

But think about it carefully.

Throughout history, many talented and extraordinary people have had their quirks.

The problem is not big.

After resting, the two were ready to continue their journey!

However, there is a more pressing issue at hand.

Leng Ruolan thought for a moment, "I think at this pace, it will take us two days to get back."

"Huh? Didn't you arrive here in just one day and one night?"

"Human adrenaline is limited, OYO."

Leng Ruolan's gaze naturally fell on the boxes that Ou Yun had opened.

"You said this was a supply crate, right? Here, show it to you."

"No, I have a plan."

Ou Yun waved his hand solemnly.

"You know my situation, and don't you think we should discuss an auspicious day after we get back to camp..."

If it was already open, then there was no other way, right?

Now that he has teammates, things are different!

just now.

The contents of this box are crucial to their survival in this forbidden wilderness!

Absolutely! No room for carelessness!

It seemed as if flames were burning in Ou Yun's eyes!

Leng Ruolan: ...

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She placed the largest and shiniest gold box directly into Ou Yun's hands.

"open."

"No, no, no, you mustn't, you mustn't..."

"Let's open it."

"No, no, no, no..."

"Open it!"

In the shoving, Ou Yun suddenly felt his feet loosen—

His body tilted to one side.

The box slipped from his grasp and slammed straight to the ground.

The European Union's pupils trembled with shock: No—!!!

His enormous golden treasure chest—!!

The box was about to kiss the ground.

At a critical moment.

Leng Ruolan made her move.

She lightly touched the ground with her toes, hooked the box, and then exerted force.

The box flew up with a whoosh and landed in her hand with a thud.

"Master Ou, please be gentle," Leng Ruolan said with a smile.

"Haa..."

Ou Yun let out a long sigh.

Damn, it almost scared his heart out.

The audience in China also enjoyed it:

"A feint!"

"Box: Oh well, it's not open yet!"

"Box: Thank you, Captain Cold, for saving my life!"

"No, how about you two play rock-paper-scissors? That's more mature, okay?"

Seeing how nervous he was, Leng Ruolan thought to herself, "Never mind, I'll listen to him and drive it when we get back."

So he carefully placed the box back into Ou Yun's hands.

"Alright, I'm not teasing you anymore. Let's get going!"

"That's more like it—"

Ou Yun was relieved and could finally relax.

"I'll go find some thicker vines to reinforce it."

"Oh, then I'll go with you."

Leng Ruolan followed behind Ou Yun.

Ou Yun solemnly carried the box, intending to put it in a safe place first.

however.

Absolutely did not expect ah.

As I took that step, my left foot tripped over something again—

Looking down, I saw it was the tail of that white fox!

"!!"

But with this kind of thing, practice makes perfect.

Europe was well prepared.

His left foot tripped, and he quickly stepped forward with his right foot to steady himself.

But a legendary advisor named Ma once said:

Taking too big a step, ouch, you might tear your balls.

However, his move was not so bad as to cause serious injury.

But because too much force was used.

This kick sent the fox, with its tail, flying off course.

Then the other person also leaned forward—

The box flew out again.

"..."

The European shipping box slipped from my hands, and my brain, knowing it was beyond saving, completely shut down. But my mouth moved faster than my brain:

"Team Leader Leng Jiu Min!"

"?"

Leng Ruolan was about two and a half people's width away from the box.

But otherwise, it's no wonder that Leng Ruolan is a king of soldiers who can kill a bull with one punch.

She caught a glimpse of a golden object flying out of the corner of her eye, and knew it was Buhou—

Leng Ruolan immediately forgot about everything else.

He stepped directly onto Ou Yun's back and jumped!

Caught it!

In mid-air, Leng Ruolan, holding the box, prepared to perform a side flip to cancel the backswing.

Skillful.

The white fox, which had been kicked aside, landed directly below Leng Ruolan.

As she landed, she lost her footing, and the fox carcass was trampled and flipped two and a half times—

Leng Ruolan felt her footing falter, and an alarm bell rang in her mind.

It's like the flood washing away the Dragon King's temple, the clay Bodhisattva crossing the river, and the rabbit's tail.

Ou Yun had already fallen to the ground. He turned around sharply and saw the graceful Leng Ruolan and the supply box taking off again from Wuhu.

Oh, oh! No—no!

Ou Yun was going all out; even though the distance wasn't enough, his heart was!

He slapped the ground and stood up; if he couldn't reach it with his hands, he would use his feet to reach it!

He stretched out his foot, intending to kick the box up first.

But as fate would have it, this happened to be the worst possible time.

The corner of the box hit him squarely on the corner of his foot—his little toe.

"Ugh—"

Ou Yun let out a scream and collapsed, clutching his leg.

This time, no one can save it.

The golden baby, so fresh and lovely, landed.

"Bang!"

The sound of the lid popping open.

"ah--"

The mezzo-soprano chorus that begins when the Golden Legend begins.

"Sizzle sizzle..."

The sound of the panel floating up.

"..."

Then things calmed down.

"..."

Chinese audience: ? ? ?

"Seriously, are you two just flipping the wok here???"

"Box: Hello, you don't have to open it if you don't want to. You don't have to torture me."

"Box: I want to open it!!"

"White Fox: My mission is complete!!"

"Holy crap, there's a killer finishing move?"

"6666, a true tail kill!"

Leng Ruolan lay on the ground, her head covered in fallen leaves and her nose smeared with mud.

She turned her head to look at that golden legend.

"..."

What are they doing?!

Forget it...

She stood up, dusted herself off, and offered some words of comfort to Ou Yun: "Please accept my condolences."

To be honest, there's nothing we can do about this.

As soon as Ou Yun saw that light, he knew it was hopeless.

The tide is gone.

My excited heart finally died.

"What did they open?"

Ou Yun also joined in.

Congratulations on obtaining the item: a bag of salt.

[Props Description: This is a bag of salt that we can't finish.]

"oh!"

Leng Ruolan laughed, "That's a good thing!"

Salt is a rare and precious resource in the wilderness!

Although it can be obtained from animal blood or salt mines.

But you can't drink animal blood every day. And salt mines don't just spring up everywhere.

Therefore, compared to this, the clean and pure industrial crystals are obviously superior.

"In places like this, salt is almost as essential as water... so we've actually made a profit."

Leng Ruolan slapped Ou Yun on the back, "Well done, Comrade Ou Yun!"

—Although she herself did not realize it, she had subconsciously completely ignored the words "cannot finish eating".

Ou Yun took the item out, and sure enough, it was a bag of salt, the kind commonly found in supermarkets.

However, after tearing it open and pouring some out, the amount inside did not decrease at all.

"Holy crap, it really is!"

Europe was also happy.

The two put their arms around each other's shoulders, instantly forgetting the unpleasantness from earlier.

"Haha, this stuff is really good!"

"Hahaha, yeah!"

"Quick, let's hurry back to camp and tell Chen Hao this good news!"

"What's the rush? There are still two purple boxes left, why don't you open them both?"

"Hey, isn't this a bit...?"

"What's wrong with it? Look at this bag of salt, isn't it great!"

"Hmm...that seems to make sense?"

When the audience in China saw these two, they couldn't hold back their laughter again.

"This is truly forbidden territory for吐槽 (tu cao, a form of online commentary/criticism): It's so crude, it's almost beyond salty!"

"Revolutionary friendships have grown stronger!"

"Hilarious! An endless supply of salt? So this is the kind of thing that defies all common sense in that golden box?"

"Your lucky brother will always be your lucky brother!"

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