The pastoral life of the grass tribe chief

My second aunt is preparing goose meat in soy sauce for her grandson.

"Baby, what are you eating? It smells better than my pig manure."

The madman went to tease the baby again.

"Brother Wu, your pig manure smells so good, but I never see you give it away. You must be reluctant to part with it and keep it for yourself to eat secretly."

Zeng Huimin walked in carrying salt-baked shredded chicken and cold dishes.

"You found out about this too? I'm a little embarrassed."

His face was already impervious to bullets and blades.

"Is everyone here? Let's eat!"

Lu Chong placed a large plate of sliced ​​goose meat in soy sauce in the middle of the dining table.

"Everyone must be starving after waiting for so long, let's eat!"

Lu Liquan greeted everyone.

"Brother Chong, you've worked hard this afternoon. Let's all raise a glass to you."

The madman clinked glasses with Lu Chong.

"I must say, Lao Chong's soy sauce goose is so rich and delicious with rice, I can eat several bowls every time."

Lu Jijun took a bite and gave Lu Chong a thumbs up.

"You make it sound like you only eat one bowl of rice per meal."

The Madman's Way.

"You have to eat more if you work. Unlike you, you eat so much even when you're not working."

"You must be hungry after talking so much. Eat more so you'll have the energy to argue with people later."

Lu Yaodao.

"Damn it, who didn't do the work?"

"Why is it that we're both fish farmers, yet our skin is so dark, while yours is so fair and delicate?"

"This is outrageous! This is outrageous!"

The madman complained as he ate.

"This all comes down to character..."

"Character my ass, you're the most cunning one. Every time there's a fight, we're the ones who rush in first, while you just stand on the sidelines watching the show."

"You're wronging our Brother Yao. We couldn't stop you even if we wanted to."

"I have a feeling that someone is pushing me away."

"An illusion, yes, it must be an illusion."

"With someone as smart as Brother Wu, who would dare to play tricks on you?"

"Ugh, this goose meat is so tender and delicious, it's unforgettable."

"It's absolutely delicious with this plum sauce."

……

Everyone finished the whole plate of goose in soy sauce.

"Burp, I'm too full, I need to drink some tea to help with digestion."

Lu Chong let out a burp.

Lu Yang washed the tea set and began to brew tea.

"I didn't know you were going to your father-in-law's house today, otherwise I would have gone with you, and your father-in-law could have taken us to the Jade City to look at jade bracelets."

Lu Jijun said.

Lu Yang's father-in-law is from Yudu, and his sister-in-law buys jade at Yudu Plaza.

Yudu is not the origin of jade, and rare varieties account for a small proportion. It mainly produces mid-to-low-end jade, and the prices are relatively low.

However, every industry has its unspoken rules, and outsiders without guidance from acquaintances are very likely to be ripped off.

Locals can buy high-quality jade for a small amount of money, while outsiders may spend several times more to buy inferior products.

"Who still gambles on stones and buys jade these days? Only you old fogies would like these worthless stones."

"The madman is playing Kaka Go-kart," he said with a sneer.

"I don't want to buy it either, but my daughter with long hair keeps nagging me to buy it, saying that all her sisters have it and she's the only one who doesn't."

Lu Jijun gave a wry smile.

"Tell your son to buy it."

Lu Yang said.

"His salary isn't even enough for him to live on. It's already a miracle that he doesn't ask me for money."

Lu Jijun said.

"Call me when you go, I'll also buy a jade pendant to wear, to bless me to win the lottery."

Lu Chongdao.

"I'll carve one for you out of a sweet potato, only 998, free shipping to your door."

Lu Yaodao.

"Tch, you don't believe me? I'll wear that grass ring every day."

Lu Chong said with disdain.

"They're just reminiscing about their ex."

"What I miss is being able to talk about anything, what I miss is dreaming together, what I miss is the urge to love you even after arguing."

The madman howled like a ghost.

"Don't go outside and make that noise, or you'll scare my baby."

The second aunt casually picked up her grandson's plush teddy bear toy and threw it at the madman.

"Look, you Maotian Village people are ganging up on me again."

"This is outrageous! This is outrageous!"

The madman threw the toy at Lu Yao.

"Let's go to Shiquangou to sing karaoke."

Lu Chong couldn't sit still any longer when he heard the madman singing.

"You're from Maotian Village. Your father can sing, your nephew can sing, but I've never heard you sing before. Invite your elders to come along and sing a duet with your spouse."

The madman said to his second aunt.

"I've lost all my teeth, how could I still sing?"

"He's even less likely to be tone-deaf."

Second Aunt laughed.

"By the way, when should we hold a pet concert and sell tickets? We'll definitely make a fortune."

Lu Chong suddenly remembered something and excitedly said to Lu Yao.

"You like to hear birds chirping, cats meowing, and dogs barking, and you think everyone in the world is like you."

Lu Yao chuckled.

"Brother Jun, let's go together."

Lu Yang said.

"No, this is an activity for you young people, I won't participate."

Lu Jijun shook his head repeatedly.

"You've already had quite a bit to drink tonight, don't drink anymore."

Second Aunt said.

"Wouldn't your nephew be at a huge loss?"

"The madman exaggerates," he said.

"If we just wait to do business with you, we'll lose a fortune."

Second Aunt said.

"That makes so much sense, I'm speechless."

The madman gave her a thumbs up.

Lu Yao rode his motorcycle and followed the madman's car to Shiquangou.

Since providing a free karaoke app, the Shiquangou convenience store has seen its business boom.

"Old Yao".

The four scoundrels of the Lu family parked their car and had just walked to the convenience store when they heard someone call Lu Yao.

The four scoundrels of the Lu family looked in the direction of the sound and saw Lü Xing and his two friends.

Lu Xing had a glass of white snake tongue grass water in front of him, while his friend was drinking beer.

He was much thinner and darker than the last time I saw him, but he looked much more energetic.

"It's my treat."

Lü Xingdao.

"No need, we've already had quite a bit to drink tonight."

The four scoundrels of the Lu family sat down.

"Is it alright if I buy you some drinks?"

Lü Xingdao.

"sure."

Lu Yao went to get four cups of white flower snake tongue grass water, which is good for clearing heat and detoxifying, quenching thirst and relieving hangovers.

"I'm going to request a song."

Lu Chongdao.

"It's too early, it's not your turn yet."

The Madman's Way.

Lu Chong had no choice but to sit down obediently, and his cup of cold tea was quickly finished.

"These are my two cousins, Chen Cai and Lin Tao."

Lu Xing introduced two friends to the four of them.

The four scoundrels of the Lu family also introduced themselves.

"Both of you are from Yudu."

Lu Yaodao.

"Brother Yao is amazing, we could tell just by listening to him speak."

Chen Cai said.

"If I go to Yudu, you'll be able to tell where my accent is from."

Lu Yaodao.

"That's true. If you listen carefully, our accents are quite similar."

Chen Cai said.

"What kind of business do you do?"

Lu Yao wasn't being impolite; it's just that almost everyone in Yudu is in business.

Those who work in companies and factories are most likely the boss and his relatives and friends. There are ordinary workers, but very few, as rare as winning the lottery.

"We are all in the jade business."

"If you ever go to Yudu to buy jade, you can contact us. If you want to do jade business, you can also contact us."

Chen Cai added the Lu family's four scoundrels on WeChat.

The four scoundrels of the Lu family exchanged a knowing smile.

What a coincidence!

As the old saying goes, having many friends makes life easier.

"I've long wanted to visit Jade Capital and see for myself. I might have to trouble you two brothers then."

Lu Yao speaks the Yudu dialect.

"You're welcome anytime."

When Chen Cai heard that Lu Yao could speak authentic Yudu dialect, his smile became even brighter.

Even Lin Tao, who had been sitting there without saying a word, had a slight upturn at the corners of his mouth.