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Chapter 41 If he dies like this, it would be a huge joke.

Tian Sha, Phoenix, the evil Dragon Warrior Golden Eagle and even the terrifying Demon Dragon, as well as many other evil kung fu masters whose names are either familiar or forgotten.

In the past, with Master Oogway keeping things in check, those people dared not act rashly.

"Now that the tortoises are gone, I'm afraid some of them will gradually jump out and wreak havoc on the world."

Dealing with them will be the responsibility of him, the successor to Master Oogway and the new Dragon Warrior.

Of course, from another perspective, as long as he can defeat them, these people will be his inexhaustible source of kung fu and qigong.

Van Ken leaned on the railing and gazed into the distance.

……

The matter of Da Long has been completely resolved.

This time is different from twenty years ago.

Twenty years ago, Master Oogway only imprisoned Tai Lung in Targon Prison, but the matter was not truly resolved. Tai Lung harbored resentment in prison for twenty years, and after his release, he became even more ruthless.

This time, everything that needed to be said has been said, and everything that needed to be let go has been let go.

Master Raccoon admitted his mistakes in front of everyone. Speaking his mind was kind, and the inner demons in his heart were finally resolved.

The Furious Five, who had always lived in the shadow of Tai Lung since childhood under their master's tutelage, can now finally let go of that feeling.

Their kung fu skills improved rapidly in a short period of time, and their qigong also became much stronger than before.

Van Can was happy to see all of this.

The more Master Raccoon's kung fu improves, the stronger the kung fu he can replicate becomes.

He hasn't been idle these past few days either. He occasionally goes to Tagang Prison, ostensibly to visit Da Long, have a heart-to-heart talk, and hope that he will repent. Of course, his real purpose is to replicate the acupoint striking technique.

Da Long was locked deep in the prison. Now, even his tail and mouth were locked up, so he couldn't speak. When he saw Van Ken, he would either glare at him angrily, wishing he could eat him up, or he would be dejected and heartbroken.

Van Can didn't mind. He sat for a while, chatted about this and that, and then left.

However, the rhino guards at the prison were unusually enthusiastic towards Van Can.

Every time he came, the guards lined up to welcome him, serving him tea and water, as if they wanted to worship him.

Van Can gave him whatever he wanted, treating him with more deference than an emperor.

The reason is not hard to guess: he brought Da Long back, saving Tagang Prison. Behind many of these positions is a family, and the rhinos remember this kindness.

On this day, Master Raccoon and the Furious Five were in a good mood in the training room.

These days, Master Raccoon seems to have become a different person from head to toe, no longer as strict and rigid as before.

He seemed to have let go of something, and he even had the air of an old man enjoying his retirement. He was relaxed all over, and occasionally he even showed a bit of a playful old man.

He was explaining his combat experience to the Furious Five, and Van Can was listening in, at Master Coon's request.

"In battle, sometimes brute force and techniques are not enough; you also need to adapt to the situation."

Master Raccoon walked back and forth in front of everyone with his hands behind his back.

"These things can't be learned from kung fu books."

No matter how well you practice the moves in the book, there are many people who know nothing about this aspect.

For example—to distract the enemy.

As he spoke, he looked at the golden monkey and said, "Come on, let's have a go."

The golden monkey assumed a fighting stance and became serious.

Master Raccoon walked up to him, suddenly made a face, rolled his eyes upward, twisted his tongue to one side, and twitched his ears.

The golden monkey was stunned.

He had followed his master for so many years and had never seen his strict and rigid master like this before.

Tigress and the others also widened their eyes.

While he was still in a daze, Master Raccoon gently patted his chest, and the golden monkey fell to the ground.

Master Raccoon turned around and shrugged at everyone: "See that?"

The others were still reeling from the surprise of their master's change.

Ah Bao, however, let out a gasp, his eyes shining like light bulbs.

"Wow, that's an amazing move!"

This tactic seems to suit his taste very well.

"yawn."

Just as Tigress was about to say something, she suddenly sneezed.

Then another one, and another one.

The sneezes came one after another like a machine gun, and I couldn't stop them, while my neck muscles were also twitching.

One of them was facing Linghe's face. Linghe expressionlessly reached out and wiped it, then turned to Master Raccoon and said...

"Master, could you please continue your explanation later?"

I want to wash my face first.

Tigress covered her nose and apologized repeatedly, "Sorry, I couldn't control myself."

"Tiger, you have a cold? Then I'll have to stay away from you."

As the mantis spoke, it took two steps back.

Tigress was dejected. Usually, she always imitated her master's demeanor in front of everyone, being calm, composed, and never smiling. She had never been so embarrassed before, sneezing incessantly in front of a group of people, which was more painful than being hit.

Vancan noticed her embarrassment and said...

"I've heard that even the toughest people catch a cold a few times a year."

He was about to say it was nothing, but before he could finish speaking, he noticed that Master Raccoon's expression had changed. He stared at Tigress's twitching neck muscles as she sneezed, and the ease on his face vanished.

"Don't move."

Master Raccoon walked over in two steps, pressed Tigress's wrist, and took her pulse.

After a moment, he raised his head, his voice deep: "It's not a cold. It's Rehe disease."

Abao waved his hand dismissively.

"Isn't Rehe disease just a type of minor cold? It involves sneezing, feeling a little sleepy, and then you'll feel better after a nap."

I had it several times when I was a kid, and I'm sure many of you have had it, right?

Qiao Xiaolong nodded: "Passed."

The mantis said, "I've had that before too."

Linghe nodded as well.

"I've never won," Tigress said.

Linghe's expression changed: "Really? Think about it again. If you didn't have Rehe disease when you were a child, and you get it as an adult, then you're doomed!"

The mantis said, "I've heard that getting Jehol disease when you're older is completely different from when you were a child, and the consequences are unimaginable."

"Uh... what will be the consequences?"

"Vanken asked."

Everyone turned to him, sensing something was off about his tone.

Vancan said, "I don't think I had Jehol disease when I was a child."

He wasn't even in this world when he was a child, so of course he never had it.

He had never heard of this condition before; it must be unique to Kung Fu Panda.

I wonder if his human form and beast body, altered by the Wudang totem, will also contract this disease?

"What?"

You've never won one either?

The golden monkey was taken aback and spoke in a slightly fearful tone.

"I heard that people who get Rehe disease when they grow up will keep sneezing, and at the same time, their muscles will become uncontrollable, constantly twitching, trembling, and atrophying, until they can't move and have to lie in bed."

"Forget about using kung fu again, I can't even get out of bed."

Van Can's brow twitched.

This sounds so much like Parkinson's disease.

However, Parkinson's disease is not contagious.

"Back off, back off, Vancan, stay away from Tigress."

Upon hearing Van Can's words, Master Raccoon's expression changed drastically, and he quickly waved for him to step back.

"Jehol disease is contagious!"

If the new Dragon Warrior didn't die at the hands of the Great Dragon, but instead succumbed to the Heat River Disease that even children don't take seriously, that would be a huge joke!

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