The rebellious grandson of Emperor Zhenguan of the Tang Dynasty: Please, Your Majesty, be called Cro
Chapter 36 The Strategist! A strategist as brilliant as a sleeping dragon and a phoenix chick!
Watching Aunt Pang and the group of women roll up their sleeves, their eyes burning with the fervor of a "battle" about to begin.
The atmosphere was even more enthusiastic than when people were scrambling for the best goods at the West Market.
Li Xiang quickly reached out to stop them, waving his hands repeatedly: "Aunties, wait a moment! Please wait a bit!"
Seeing this, Li Xiang quickly stepped forward to stop them, waving his hands repeatedly: "Aunties, wait! Don't rush!"
"Young man, what are you waiting for?" Aunt Pang rubbed her hands together, eager to try. "We can talk on the way. Hurry up and lead the way!"
"Your aunties have dealt with this wicked man for you, and they still need to rush back to cook dinner!"
These women from the streets were quite feisty and kind-hearted. Li Xiang thought to himself with admiration.
"Auntie, this is ultimately my own business. So I have to do it myself."
He spoke earnestly and sincerely, saying, "Those Confucian scholars come from families with considerable influence, and some of their family members hold official positions."
"How could I just stand by and watch my aunts offend the officials and make enemies for my sake?"
I'm going to attract hatred and court death, so the effect is best when that hatred is focused on me alone.
Moreover, what if those two old dogs can't touch me, but they take their anger out on these aunties?
Hearing that Li Xiang was actually thinking of them, Aunt Pang and her group of old friends looked at Li Xiang with even more affection.
"Oh my, there are still such kind and considerate young men in the world!" Aunt Pang exclaimed sincerely.
"Alright, your aunties will teach you a few tricks, and we'll make sure you don't get bullied by those wicked men."
"Mmm!" Li Xiang straightened his posture and became extremely alert.
Seeing Li Xiang's serious attitude, Aunt Pang was extremely pleased and thus taught him even more generously:
"Doing this isn't difficult. The first key point is to find a good time and a good place!"
"The more people, the better! The more people there are, the bigger the commotion, and the more embarrassed those people will be!"
"As long as we are in the right, there will always be people who hear our clamor and come out to judge the matter for us."
"If there aren't enough people, no matter how loudly you shout, it won't make a difference."
"These people have the thickest skin. You can curse them in private, and they'll just pretend they didn't hear you! It'll only make you furious, it's not worth it!"
Whoa! Li Xiang's mouth dropped open, feeling as if a thunderbolt had struck his mind!
A strategist! A strategist as brilliant as Zhuge Liang and Pang Tong!
A truly enlightening revelation!
That's right! No wonder Li Er was able to hold back when I criticized him earlier.
The timing was wrong! Both times were wrong! The time at Ganlu Hall, there were only a few palace eunuchs in the hall.
There were fewer than ten ministers at the Liangyi Hall that time!
We should continue to lie low and wait for the right opportunity. Then, we should seize the chance to launch a tirade against Li Er at a grand court assembly or a sacrificial ceremony.
That would definitely be incredibly effective! Maybe all we need to do is offer the suggestion that "Your Majesty should be called Crown Prince," and Li Er will be tempted to kill someone?
Too many traitorous quotes have been wasted! Next time, Li Er will definitely have developed a resistance to using them!
Too late for regrets! Too late for regrets!
Li Xiang, who benefited greatly from the experience, tried his best to remember every word Aunt Pang said, while simultaneously regretting it so much that he almost turned green with envy.
Oh! I should have brought paper and pen. Missing even a single word of what Aunt Pang said would have been a huge loss!
"But too many people won't do either." Seeing that Li Xiang was listening attentively, Aunt Pang became even more energetic and raised her voice a few notches.
"To get things done properly, you have to make a fuss first, attract the attention of the neighbors. The more people gather, the more your arguments will carry, and the more likely things will get done!"
"That's right, that's right!" an auntie next to her immediately chimed in, slapping her thigh.
"In my opinion, we should just lie down in front of that pedantic scholar's door, slap our thighs, wail and cry out to heaven, shouting that the corrupt official is bullying us! Ordinary passersby have never seen anything like this before. I guarantee they'll immediately gather around to see what's going on!"
"This method is inappropriate; it's too unscrupulous and will only give others ammunition to criticize you, thus tarnishing the young master's reputation."
"If you ask me, why don't we find a few beggar families for Brother Li, bring some broken bowls and bamboo baskets, and squat in groups of three or five at the entrance of his alley, going there specifically during mealtimes, and telling everyone we meet that this wicked man has harmed people and been driven out of his home, leaving him with no food..."
A group of aunties started offering suggestions, coming up with all sorts of ingenious ideas.
Li Xiang's eyes lit up; he was greatly inspired. He silently memorized it:
"We need to make a scene first, to attract people to come and see the excitement..."
Yeah, I learned something!
"Finally, it's about how to say it," Aunt Pang continued.
"That means once you find a fault in the other person, you have to keep pointing it out, no matter what they say!"
"And you must not jump from one thing to another, saying a little about this and a little about that."
"If I give too many reasons, the neighbors listening in won't remember them. If I only say it once, the neighbors listening in won't remember it well!"
"Let's catch the one who's the most intimidating!"
"That makes sense, that makes sense!" Li Xiang slapped his thigh, once again filled with regret.
Wasn't that what happened when they criticized Li Er before?
They criticize this and that.
The damage was too superficial!
"Auntie is so talented!"
Li Xiang was extremely excited; this was his strategist!
He couldn't help but grab Aunt Pang's chubby hand and shake it back and forth.
"A single conversation with my aunt is worth more than ten years of study!"
"Having an aunt's help is like Liu Bang getting Zhang Liang, or Liu Bei getting Zhuge Liang!"
His enthusiasm made Aunt Pang a little embarrassed.
"Oh, Brother Li, don't be so clueless about what I'm saying."
"These three tricks should be enough to deal with those wicked gentlemen. If you still get bullied by them, just come and find your aunt!"
"Even if he's from the imperial family, your auntie will back you up! In this world, there's no justice!" The plump auntie patted her chest.
"Auntie is so kind!" Li Xiang laughed heartily.
The other party wasn't from the imperial family; it was actually themselves who were.
After saying goodbye to the aunties who served as both the village's intelligence station and think tank, Li Xiang once again walked out of the gate of Longqingfang.
As he walked, he muttered to himself, still repeating Aunt Pang's three principles for causing trouble.
"First, find a crowded place; second, make a scene; third, seize the most crucial mistake."
"First, we need to find a large group of people; second..."
"...Young Master." The soldier stood about ten steps away under the old locust tree, listening to Li Xiang and his aunts talk.
He was also present when Kong Yu and his two old men stormed the Right Commander's Mansion and were driven away by Li Xiang.
It was obvious that Li Xiang was implying that the Crown Prince's tutors in the Eastern Palace were ruining the Crown Prince's reputation.
"You don't mean... you really want to listen to those village women's advice."
"Shall we go and invite trouble at the residences of Masters Kong and Yu?"
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