My daily life of exorcising demons and falling in love with a witch.
Chapter 71: The so-called handsome guys in Tokyo are...
It seems that Yusuke's misunderstanding cannot be cleared up.
He firmly believed that Yoshiyuki and Erina had already done this or that.
Therefore, Yixing gave up on continuing to explain.
He now feels like he's in a situation he can't clear his name even if he jumps into the Yellow River.
"Ah, everyone get ready." Yusuke checked his phone and said, "Murayama's car is almost at Akihabara."
"What? He's really coming?" Erina asked curiously, clutching the dumpling in her arms.
"Of course! I already said that." Yusuke laughed and explained, "What? You were so surprised to see me that you forgot?"
"No, not at all. It's just strange that you came alone, without Murayama." Yoshiyuki looked at Yusuke's hair and complained, "Oh right, I almost forgot to ask—when did you dye your hair?"
"Oh dear, I only asked this now, I thought you guys hadn't noticed yet." Yusuke tossed his hair with his hand, striking a super difficult JoJo pose: "How about it? Doesn't my brown hair look better than my black hair? I even changed my hairstyle!"
"Hmph, why don't you dye your hair blonde? It would give you a more thuggish look, perfect for a hooligan like you!"
As Erina spoke, her older brother, unable to bear it any longer, rushed forward and kicked Yusuke after showing him all the JoJo poses of the three brothers under the moon.
However, he easily dodged it, causing Erina to lose her balance.
If Yixing hadn't caught her from behind in time, the young lady would definitely have fallen to the ground.
"No way, Erina." Yusuke shook his head, saying with a cheeky grin, "You still need to practice more! Missing your target and falling down instead, what a ridiculous joke!"
"Don't be so arrogant! Yixing, go and beat him up!"
"Miss, never mind, never mind." Yixing rubbed her head and noticed that her hairstyle was a bit messy, so he reached out to help her fix it.
"Hey, be gentle! You're hurting me!" Erina complained abruptly.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry."
As Yi Xing spoke, a very sound association naturally arose within him.
Sometimes, to avoid room checks, they would hide together on the young lady's bed. To make it easier to disguise themselves, they would hug each other to reduce the space they took up on the bed.
At this time, she would occasionally complain in a low voice that Yixing was pressing on her hair and it hurt.
If it were in the past, Yixing would have been glad that they hadn't heard him say that.
But now, he only feels extremely ashamed when he thinks about it.
Did no one really hear what he said?
If they heard that, what kind of image would they have of the two of them?
Wouldn't you think we're doing something strange?
Indeed, human imagination is limitless.
Yixing imagined the scene for himself and couldn't help but feel shy.
However, this scene deeply shocked Yusuke.
He couldn't help but sigh inwardly, a relieved smile appearing on his face.
On the one hand, he felt both happy and envious of his sister's good relationship with Yixing.
On the one hand, Yi Xing felt that he was too easily embarrassed.
It's quite remarkable that a simple head pat can elicit such a reaction.
Yi carefully tidied up the young lady's hair, then vigorously rubbed it with his hands, only to find it was messy again, so he started fixing her hairstyle once more.
Erina muttered a complaint, asking if he did it on purpose, before turning to Yusuke for more questions.
"Hey, you jerk. What's with the sudden urge to dye your hair? Are you in love?"
"No, no," Yusuke chuckled and shook his head. "It's just that I'm becoming the vice president when school starts. I'm planning to get a new look so it'll be easier to show off my good looks! How about it, stylish? Do I look like a Tokyo heartthrob?"
"You're wearing a school uniform, how am I supposed to see anything fashionable about you!" Erina scoffed, "And what kind of guys are handsome in Tokyo? What you said is basically meaningless!"
"Little sister! The so-called handsome guys in Tokyo... you know, they're like the male protagonists in visual novels!"
"ha?"
Erina looked completely bewildered, as if she had just been whipped like a top by a belt by a muscular man who had just been transformed from a dumpling.
"A visual novel male lead? Oh, we do have some common traits, though. Even if he's a complete waste of time in other aspects, he's at least kind. But you, a loser who spends over 90% of your brain cells on how to tease your little sister, how are you even remotely related to the word 'gentle'?"
"No, no, Erina. Teasing your sister and being gentle can coexist perfectly well. There are all kinds of male protagonists, aren't there? I even played a visual novel recently where the protagonist was transported from another world and became the heroine's servant. He dressed up as a girl to accompany her to an all-girls academy—"
"Cough, cough cough cough!"
Yixing was drinking water when he choked.
"Hey bro, what's wrong?"
"Oh no, it's nothing, it's nothing." Yixing wiped his mouth and quickly said, "You guys continue."
"This game looks interesting! What's it called?" Erina asked, intrigued.
Upon hearing this, Yusuke immediately shook his head and revealed a smug smile.
"You can't play it. There's no all-ages version. Otherwise, if you say 'Brother is the best' a hundred times, I'll lend you the disc to play."
"Ugh..." Erina said with disgust, "You otaku are so disgusting! You just turned 18 and you immediately go and buy such unhealthy stuff. You probably only think about how to marry a two-dimensional character every day now!"
"No, no, not at all. I'm a very popular guy! Buying and playing visual novels is just a hobby, and also a way to learn how to become a more attractive guy to girls! Hahaha!"
"Brother Yusuke, I don't think it's very meaningful to use male protagonists from visual novels as learning models," Yoshiyuki retorted. "Real-life interpersonal relationships are much more complicated. There's no affection system, and no script to help you pursue girls."
"Yeah, right!" Erina immediately chimed in, "Seriously, you call this 'a fulfilling life'? Don't underestimate those 'full-life' types, you jerk! You've been around all your life and you still don't have a girlfriend, okay?!"
"But at least I'm not a shut-in, right?" Yusuke remained optimistic. "If you measure my current situation by the concepts of shut-in and popular, I'd definitely lean towards popular. You can't deny that, can you?"
"By the way, Miss, I was just about to ask you something," Yoshiyuki muttered under his breath, "What's the difference between you and a shut-in?"
"Of course! Unlike that half-baked guy, I'm the perfect combination of a social butterfly and a shut-in, I don't lean towards either side!"
Erina snorted and proudly put her hands on her hips, looking serious and earnest.
"I love going out! It's just that I was grounded for a long time and couldn't go anywhere, so I've been addicted to games and anime! Besides, have you ever seen a shut-in always accompanied by a handsome and reliable servant? Didn't you see how many girls looked at us with envy when we walked down the street?"
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