My daily life of exorcising demons and falling in love with a witch.
Chapter 31: Na Na Na Na Na
It's not surprising that Erina has appealing qualities.
However, she finds anything round and chubby to be cute.
Even a string of fish balls would be incredibly cute to her.
Therefore, these two chubby white ghosts might not fall into the category of being cute in the eyes of ordinary people. After all, they don't have faces, so their actual appearance might be quite terrifying.
Yi Xing imagined what they looked like and suddenly felt a chill.
Perhaps this is just me scaring myself, creating a sense of fear purely through my brain's imagination.
But in fact, even the most terrifying ghosts that would frighten an ordinary person to the point of cardiac arrest were nothing special to Erina.
In her view, these things are just invisible to ordinary people and are not much different from microorganisms.
So as long as it's not hostile, unless it looks too terrifying or suddenly appears to perform a "jump scare," it's difficult to arouse any fear in the young lady. It's perfectly normal for her expression to remain completely unchanged.
Therefore, if a ghost who enjoys scaring people saw her calm and indifferent reaction, it would probably be very disappointed.
"Young Miss, are those two just eating plain white rice?"
In order not to disturb them, Yi Xing asked the young lady who was leaning against him in a low voice.
"Mmm. So round, they must have eaten too much rice in their past life and died from overeating." She started by saying this softly, then paused and said again, "Oh? No, they've taken out the side dishes to eat again, and they're croquettes."
"She looks like a ghost from ancient times, but her tastes are surprisingly modern." Yixing remarked, then decided, "Miss, how about I make you croquettes tonight?"
"Oh! That's great!" Erina exclaimed excitedly. "Make sure to add lots of meat! Use the Kobe beef we bought yesterday!"
Croquettes do not contain cola.
It is a popular home-style dish in Japan, originating from a product imported from France.
The Japanese adapted the recipe to their tastes, and now the standard way to make this dish is to add mashed potatoes, stir-fried onions and minced meat, then shape it into an oval patty and fry it.
In principle, minced meat should be made from a mixture of ground beef and pork.
However, the young lady insisted on using pure beef, and specifically requested that it be extremely expensive Kobe beef.
Only someone who is both rich and clueless about food could say something like that.
You should know that they bought the highest grade A5 Kobe beef, which costs 25,000 yen per kilogram.
At this price point, Kobe beef is something most people wouldn't dare to take lightly and would certainly enjoy in the safest way possible.
Yoshiyuki was too lazy to complain about why Erina's palate was so picky but she wasn't willing to put more effort into food; he simply said this.
"Young lady, it's such a waste to use Kobe beef for mincing. The dishes won't taste much better than those made with regular beef."
"Then you can decide for yourself! I'm just going to eat."
Erina said this, and she even seemed quite proud of it.
At this moment, Yixing was about to ask her if she could run again.
However, a man and a woman walking not far away caught his attention again.
The woman, holding the man's arm, said shyly.
"Honey, shall we go over there and get some bento? I made your specialty, croquettes!"
The man looked at her with doting eyes, his jaw practically dropping as he laughed, and said this.
"Wow, that's great! Honey, you're so sweet, you understand me so well! I love croquettes the most!"
"Honey~"
"Wife~"
"Honey, give me a kiss!"
"Huh? Again? Didn't we just...?"
"Honey, don't you love me anymore?"
Having been said that, it seems a bit awkward not to get close.
So the man looked around sheepishly and, seeing that Erina and Yoshiyuki were pretending to admire the scenery, seized the opportunity to give his wife a quick kiss.
"Eek." Erina, who wasn't afraid of ghosts, caught a glimpse of this scene out of the corner of her eye and couldn't help but shudder. She immediately hugged Tuanzi with one arm and Yoshiyuki tightly with the other: "Yoshiyuki, look at those two people, they're so disgusting. So lovey-dovey."
"Newlyweds are prone to this."
Yi Xing hugged his master and patted her head to reassure her.
"Hey, why do you always pat my head when I'm startled?"
"Well, that's because..." Yixing paused for a moment, speechless.
"Hey, don't just say half of what you mean! Why is that?"
"Well……"
"Na na, na na na, na na na na na."
Yi Xing knew this and had no choice but to explain.
Because the young lady has fallen into the "I'm curious" mode, just like Chitanda Eru, and has turned into a nagging spirit. If you don't give her an answer, she will keep nagging and bothering you to death.
However, Chitanda's character is not annoying, and has a touch of innocent eroticism.
Erina, on the other hand, deliberately repeated "na" endlessly just to annoy Yoshiyuki to death.
To be honest, what Yixing was really thinking was the Chinese proverb, "Touch its fur, it won't scare you."
But he couldn't say that in Japanese, so he decided to find a similar expression with the same core idea.
"Young Miss, have you ever heard of a Samoyed?" He smiled gently and patted the young lady's head again as he spoke.
"I heard it's a dog. What's wrong?"
"If a Samoyed is frightened, a pat on the head will make it feel better quickly. The same goes for Miss."
"Oh..." Erina was a little confused when she heard this.
But soon she got angry and started hitting Yixing's chest with a dumpling.
"Hey, you worthless servant, how dare you call me a dog! What do you mean by that?!"
"Young Miss, I'm innocent!" Yixing feigned a very wronged expression: "That analogy was actually a compliment! After all, you and a Samoyed have so much in common!"
"For example? Tell me quickly, or I'll punish you by making you practice swordsmanship behind my back!"
"For example, Miss, you have white fur and very fair skin. Samoyeds are also white, right? And you're both very cute."
"Oh...oh." Erina was a little confused by this, so she said hesitantly, "Is that so?"
"It's like this, Miss. You can always trust me." Yoshiyuki quickly changed the subject: "Ah, look at those two!"
At this moment, the young couple walked affectionately to the bench where the two chubby men were sitting and sat down as well.
Then, Yoshiyuki heard Erina in front of him burst out laughing.
In her eyes, this must be like a bug in the world or a clipping issue in a game.
The person and the fat white man overlapped.
Yi Xing couldn't help but fall into deep thought.
He felt that if it really was a bug, then the world he had transmigrated to might have been made by Ubisoft.
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