My daily life of exorcising demons and falling in love with a witch.
Chapter 141: Ah, I hesitated!
On their way home, they overheard other passersby excitedly discussing the club's rewards.
This time we're talking about the game department.
Surprisingly, you can choose any used PS4 disc from the provided selection.
Among them are major titles such as Bloodborne, God of War 4, and Red Dead Redemption 2.
I really don't know if the money was pooled together by the members or came from the activity funds.
He even began to suspect how many new members were lured into joining a club by the rewards for joining.
"It seems every club has a joining bonus," Erina remarked after overhearing their conversation. "Looks like our Dough Club needs to come up with something as attractive as that too!"
"Like, one plush dumpling per person?"
"Great idea! Nobody can resist plush balls." Erina nodded seriously, then pondered for a moment before adding, "But thinking about it carefully, giving out these kinds of freebies might make guys hesitant to join clubs! It might not be good for recruitment."
"Yeah. After all, most people still think plush toys don't suit boys. With this kind of popular prejudice, boys who like dumplings might indeed feel pressured to join the club." Yoshiyuki said, then hesitated for a moment before adding, "But... is that really that important?"
"What?"
"I mean, there's no need to worry about this issue. Cute things like dumplings are mostly liked by women and children. Not many high school boys would really like them. And even if they did, they usually wouldn't dare join a club like that, right?"
"Oh, right... Just thinking about being secretly laughed at after joining makes the boys give up the idea of joining." Erina thought for a moment, then nodded: "Indeed, let nature take its course! Give up on attracting male members. After all, people like Yoshiyuki are relatively rare."
"No, no, Miss, what do you mean by 'like this'?"
"Hmm? So you mean you look like a girl? Except for your love of looking at erotic pictures."
Upon hearing this, Yi Xing immediately felt extremely indignant.
So he argued his case based on reason.
"No, Miss! I'm a normal male member too! I only joined the Dough Club to fulfill Master's wish! And who says girls don't look at erotic pictures! There are quite a few female illustrators too!"
Xiao Ji nodded in agreement.
"Look, even Ji supports me!" Yixing patted her head, feeling very gratified.
"It's all your fault! You've corrupted Hime!" Erina shouted indignantly. "You must be the one who taught her to look at lewd pictures! I didn't expect you to be so improper even after becoming a father!"
"How could I do such a thing!" Yoshiyuki said righteously, "Hime must have been looking at those lewd pictures herself, right!"
Xiao Ji thought for a moment, then gave a soft "humph," and fell silent. It was unclear what she meant.
"The little demon sword fell silent! Looks like you were the one who taught it!"
"It wasn't me! I didn't do it! Don't frame me!"
"It's true, it's true! You'll definitely do it in the future! You're such a pervert, Yixing!"
"Young Miss, you're way more lewd than me, why are you only criticizing me!"
"I didn't! And I don't even like looking at lewd pictures, you worthless servant!"
"Uh, but Miss, you play the full version of the game and watch those kinds of anime—"
"How dare you talk back! You've gone too far!"
Erina was so angry that she punched Yoshiyuki twice.
The soft, weak punches felt pleasant to Yixing, like a massage.
He couldn't help but let out a satisfied sigh, feeling that his physical fatigue had slightly disappeared, but these two strokes were really too little, so he shamelessly made this suggestion.
"This is boring, not satisfying at all! Didn't you eat, Miss?!"
"Fine! You scumbag servant, how dare you provoke me!" Erina roared in fury. "I'll beat you to death!"
Erina angrily punched him repeatedly, giving Yoshiyuki a great sense of satisfaction.
This is truly a rare and supreme experience.
It's a bit of a shame that Erina didn't kick him to the ground and stomp on him.
But the thought of enjoying this treatment at night makes it even more anticipated.
Another regrettable thing is that the young lady has very poor physical strength.
She was out of breath after playing for a short while, and she shook her hands with a pained expression, complaining that she was so tired.
"Hey, you scumbag! This is practically cheating! How come there's even damage reflection?! I worked so hard to beat this!"
"No, no, young lady, this isn't my fault. It's just that your stamina is too poor." Yixing sighed, still feeling unsatisfied, and took the opportunity to offer advice: "Master, you can see from this the importance of more training, right? Only with enough stamina can you properly beat someone up."
"I don't want to train for something so boring! You'll only be happy to be tormented by me, you pervert!" Erina rubbed her hands, muttering resentfully, "Hmph, if you really make me angry, I'll completely turn you into a girl!"
"Please, absolutely do not take this!"
"So that means I can wear women's clothing now?"
"No!"
"You said yourself that you absolutely don't want that one thing! So, you mean it's okay to turn yourself into 99% of a girl, right? As long as we don't do that surgery!"
"Oh... I refuse!"
"Hmph, what a hypocrite," Erina complained, then paused, a smug smile spreading across her face. "Oh? I just had a thought... What if you dressed as a woman, and I tied you up and stomped on you? I'd stomp on you and verbally abuse you mercilessly!"
"Huh? What? This…" Yixing froze for a moment, his heart pounding. He forced himself not to blurt out "such a good thing," and instead said with a pained but composed expression, "Of course I can't accept something like this!"
"Ah, he hesitated! He really is a pervert!"
"I didn't do it! I didn't!"
Yi Xing cried out in pain, attracting the attention of many people.
People started pointing and whispering, which made him blush. He just hoped they hadn't heard what he and Erina were talking about.
Otherwise, the Enjoyment Society would truly be dead.
It might even be posted on Twitter, letting the whole of Japan know that there's such a pervert at Sakurajima Academy. That's terrifying.
As for those who share his hobbies, they will honor him as a warrior—however, he has no desire to gain the approval of perverts!
Yi Xing does not admit that he is a pervert.
He could only admit that he had a tiny bit of abnormality about him. At most, it was a state of incomplete abnormality.
Yi Xing covered his face and sighed inwardly.
His master's image even appeared in his mind.
Maekawa Kazuhiro patted him on the shoulder earnestly and told him...
"Righteous conduct requires facing and accepting one's own abnormalities. This is also part of spiritual practice."
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