My daily life of exorcising demons and falling in love with a witch.
Chapter 121: White Plus Black
The three quickly returned to the topic of the black and white cat.
Hime wrote everything about her in a notebook, which Yoshiyuki and Erina read in one go.
This black and white cat is named Arisa, and she is a monster that only started appearing at school during this spring break.
She constantly switches between human and cat forms, and usually doesn't hide her appearance, so even people without spiritual power can see her.
For most of the holiday, Arisa stayed somewhere at school, but occasionally she would stay at the Hatsuyuki Shrine. She had no fixed address.
She often went down the slope to play and forage in other places.
They occasionally steal things, but they are very conscious of not targeting teachers, students, or school staff, and they don't touch school property. Not a single coin or goldfish in the wishing well is missing.
However, she often steals from visitors at the Hatsuyuki Shrine. This causes Sakura Yukichi a lot of trouble.
According to Hime, this black and white cat would even set up a bowl and pray at the foot of Mount Sakurajima in human form. And its reasons for asking for money were quite self-righteous, such as "I'm cute, please give me money" or "I'm craving sake but don't have money to buy it."
Although beast-eared demons are widely accepted by humans, they still hide their beast ears when they are active in human society.
Arisa does this all the time, but because she doesn't have any documents to prove she's an adult and still looks like a little girl, she has to show her animal ears to prove she's a yokai when buying alcohol so the shopkeeper will sell it to her.
After all, many things related to yokai (supernatural beings) operate in a legal gray area. Selling alcohol to yokai as young as a few years old isn't illegal.
I learned a lot about black and white cats from Sayo Kitajima while reading in the library.
She often chatted with Xiao Ji, but it was mostly one-sided.
Yaodao-hime rarely responded to her, but she always listened attentively to what Kitajima-san said, making her a good listener.
"Xiao Ji, you said she drinks?" Yi Xing asked curiously when he saw that Xiao Ji had stopped writing new content. "And it sounds like she's quite addicted."
Yes. After getting her hands on some alcohol, she often drinks alone for a long time. She especially likes to drink with dried anchovies.
"It's a cat, after all. It's normal." Erina seemed quite excited. "I feel like we can use this characteristic to lure them. Use alcohol as bait, and once they're hooked, we can pet them to our hearts' content!"
"Miss, can't you have some ambition?" Yixing suggested, "Wouldn't it be better to just take her home and raise her—ah, of course, I was just saying. Like I mentioned before, I don't want to serve another person."
"Hmph~ I think raising Xiao Ji is enough to make me feel good. Besides, we don't need any more beautiful girls at home!" Erina hugged Yaodao Ji tightly and cheered triumphantly, "Moreover, Xiao Ji is the school's darling, she's super cute! Using her as a public pet will definitely make a lot of people envious in the future~!"
"No, Miss," Yoshiyuki corrected her, "Hime has never been a public favorite; she's always been our child."
"Hmm, that makes sense! Little Ji, let me lift you up high!"
As Erina said this, she smiled and hugged Hime, lifting her off the ground.
However, because she was too weak, she could only lift the little princess halfway before she couldn't lift her anymore. She could only let out a helpless groan and put the demon sword princess down again.
Even so, the little demon sword seemed quite happy.
If it weren't for so many people watching, Yixing really wanted to immediately show the young lady what it meant to be a true master of seduction.
Mom lifting me up high is just for fun.
The real standard depends on the father.
He could not only lift Xiao Ji over his head, but he could also curl her up and throw her like a shot put.
That result would be at least over 100 meters.
"Ugh... I really want to lift Hime up above my head like a cat," Erina lamented, "but I'm not strong enough."
"No, you're way off, young lady. Start training now!" Yoshiyuki seized the opportunity to suggest, "If you train with me for two hours every day, you'll be able to kill a Tyrannosaurus Rex with one punch in two months."
"Hmm, great! Why didn't you say I'd train for another two years until I'm completely bald, then I'd punch the Underworld King to death?" Erina complained. "I'm not training! It's too tiring!"
"But Miss, imagine this. If you trained, you might be able to force me to cross-dress, right?"
"Huh?! That's right!" Erina suddenly got a little excited, but quickly realized her mistake and refused to fall for it: "Wait, no! Don't try to tempt me! I don't need to use force to make you crossdress willingly! Don't try to fool me!"
Damn it. It still doesn't work?!
How can I persuade the young lady to exercise more?!
As Yixing pondered this question, he turned his gaze to Xiaoji.
Xiao Ji nodded knowingly and held up her notebook.
It reads like this above.
"Mom, would you like to exercise with us?"
"What?!" Erina exclaimed, immediately grabbing Hime and taking a step back, staring at Yoshiyuki in horror. "You scumbag servant, you pervert! When did you start doing 'sports' with Hime?!"
"Uh, just this morning..."
"You...you actually did this! And I still believed you could be a good father!"
"Young lady, please be normal! It's just regular exercise!"
When Yoshiyuki saw that Erina was pretending to be stupid, he realized that even Hime couldn't persuade her.
So he gave up, sighed, and suddenly remembered something.
"By the way, Hime. You mentioned that the black and white cats can drink for a long time, which reminds me of Shuten-dōji we defeated a while ago... How's Arisa's alcohol tolerance?"
When Xiao Ji heard him ask this question, she thought about it carefully and wrote down the following passage.
Although she enjoys drinking, her alcohol tolerance is quite low; a few bottles of beer and she's already feeling a bit tipsy. Last time the chairman took her to a karaoke bar, she sang and drank, and after finishing half a case, she had to be carried out.
"Oh! I get it now!" Erina's eyes lit up upon hearing this. "It's the kind covered with a white sheet, right?"
"Young Miss, are you sure she didn't just drink herself to death?!"
Yi Xing complained like this, while also imagining things in his mind.
A scene immediately flashed into his mind—a black and white cat girl, slightly tipsy, with half black and half white hair, standing on one foot on the table, holding a bottle of beer in one hand and a microphone in the other, singing "Unbreakable Alliance" in a muffled voice.
Along the way, her tail and animal ears were still swaying back and forth, full of elasticity.
It makes one's mouth water just by thinking about it.
It's so cute, it would be a shame not to make it into animal ear sausages.
At that time, we can launch new black and white mosaic sausages, or a black and white set.
Eating white sausage during the day can refresh and invigorate the mind.
Eating black sausage at night can help you sleep.
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