My daily life of exorcising demons and falling in love with a witch.

"Hime, your kimono is so cute too~ By the way, look! Doesn't Mommy look good in her JK uniform?"

As Erina spoke, she happily spun around once.

Xiao Ji nodded.

Then, she took the spider lily from her head and handed it to her mother's head.

"Wow, thank you, daughter!"

Erina excitedly half-squatted down to make it easier for Hime to insert the flowers and secure them with hair clips.

Snow-white long hair, paired with bright red spider lilies...

It seemed to be something that moved Yixing so much.

"By the way, Miss," Yoshiyuki whispered a reminder, "Don't casually use words like 'daughter' and 'mother' in public. Be careful."

"My voice isn't loud to begin with, no one will hear me."

"It's not quiet enough. If you absolutely have to speak like that, you should lower your voice even further. At least lower than what I was saying just now," Yixing said helplessly. "We can't announce our family's situation to the public."

"That's it! That's the key!" Erina suddenly exclaimed excitedly, "I understand! I'll go to the broadcasting room tomorrow!"

"What do you know, Miss!" Yixing was about to unscrew the water bottle to quench his thirst when he was startled by her inexplicable train of thought and almost spilled water on his hand: "It's better not to announce this kind of relationship! Don't cause trouble for yourself, okay?"

"I only said we adopted Hime! What's the problem?"

"This is a big problem, young lady. Yaodao-hime has been living alone in the library for so long; it doesn't make sense for us to adopt her right away. Not arousing suspicion is the most important thing," Yoshiyuki hurriedly explained. "Anyway, we can't reveal our relationship, understand?"

"Alright, alright...you annoying servant!" Erina muttered, then excitedly hugged Hime and said, "By the way, Hime! How about staying at our place tonight? We're having hot pot together!"

Xiao Ji's expression clearly showed some anticipation.

She nodded emphatically, then took out a notebook from her pocket, wrote the following line, and held it up.

Before going home, let's visit Xiaoji's house. You can even stay overnight!

"Wow! This looks pretty good!" Erina exclaimed eagerly, "Hime, do you have enough beds?"

Xiao Ji nodded.

Then, they raised the sign again.

That's enough. There's a large bed.

"No, this is clearly not enough," Yoshiyuki complained, then quickly added, "But it's okay. If you really need to stay, I can sleep on the sofa or the floor."

Xiao Ji shook her head when she heard him say that.

Then, he picked up the notebook again.

It read: "I want to sleep with my mom and dad."

"Huh?!" Erina was a little flustered for a moment after seeing this, but she quickly chuckled and showed her support: "Ah, I have no objection! Of course you think so too, you scoundrel servant, right?"

"How could that be! Absolutely not!" Yixing hurriedly refused, "That's too unhealthy!"

"Hmph, you shameless servant, how dare you talk about being wholesome! You're always looking at lewd pictures; you're the most mentally unstable one there! You probably even hide a bunch of weird books under your bed!"

"I've never hidden anything like that under the bed! It would have been discovered easily!"

"Well, it seems that scoundrel has admitted it! He really has been reading those lewd books, hasn't he! What a pervert! Are all the girls in them white-haired?!"

"No, Miss!"

"So it's not just white fur anymore!"

"I mean, I wasn't watching at all!" Yixing felt utterly wronged and immediately clarified, "I don't watch any of that stuff! You have to believe me!"

It wasn't that Yoshiyuki didn't want to look, but rather that the Yoda family was too numerous and easily spotted, and buying such things would be too easy to be discovered.

As for the fact that those under 18 can only buy BG laptops, that's not a problem—there are too many online purchasing agents.

This is how many teenage boys get their first unhealthy reading material.

Or you could get to know an adult like He Hong who is willing to help.

"Hmph, even so, it's still certain you like looking at erotic pictures." Erina said this with a hint of doubt, and continued to encourage, "Anyway, if we stay overnight at Hime's, we can all sleep together! It's common for parents and their youngest daughter to sleep together, right? I can just sleep between the two of you, okay?"

"This...isn't that a bit inappropriate?" Yixing was still a little embarrassed. "I'm really not in a good position."

"What's inconvenient about it! Do you not want to sleep with me, or are you looking down on Xiao Ji?"

When Xiao Ji heard her say that, she immediately gave her a disappointed look.

At the same time, he also held up a passage that he had written in a very fast manner.

Does my dad dislike me?

"No! Don't listen to your nonsense, Miss!" Yixing stammered for a moment, then explained in a low voice, "I just feel that this isn't right. After all, I'm a man, and I need to keep some distance from my daughter. Especially since you're over a hundred years old, Xiaoji, you're a big kid now..."

"What?! A daughter is always a daughter in her parents' eyes!" Erina said affectionately, gently rubbing the little girl in her arms. "Hime still looks so small, it's normal for her to be clingy to her parents. Besides, if she looked about my age, I definitely wouldn't agree to sleep with her, but she looks only about eleven or twelve! It's fine as she is!"

"No, no, Miss. This is a big problem." Yixing insisted on his principles, lowering his voice as he said, "I really can't. As I said before, my gender is what it is, which means I have to maintain a basic distance... I'm sorry, Hime. It's not that Daddy doesn't like you. You understand, right?"

Yaodao-hime was clearly quite sensible, so she nodded.

Erina, resting her chin on her hand, pondered for a moment before making a statement befitting a Tokyo "know-it-all".

"Okay! I get it! The key to the problem lies in Yixing's gender. So all we need to do is dress as a woman..."

"No, young lady, even if I were dressed as a woman, my gender would at most be Yixing! It's impossible for me to be a woman!"

"That's true." Erina clicked her tongue. "No, we need to find time to send Yixing to Thailand."

"No, Master! I don't want to become a backstreet idol!"

"Oh, just kidding! I'd be so disappointed if Yoshiyuki completely turned into a girl~ So, I wish there was some kind of magic that could turn Yoshiyuki into a girl. I could just turn her back when I need to! That way I'd have both a male and a female servant!"

Yi Xing wanted to complain about why the young lady had such a mess of ideas.

However, his focus quickly shifted to "when it's needed"—just thinking about what he would use it for made Yoshiyuki a little unable to control himself.

Thinking about it further, he actually had a dangerous idea: if such a spell really existed, he really wanted to try it!

Of course, it's just a small attempt.

I will never get addicted to it, and I will never use it a second time.