Covering the Sky: I am the White Tiger Immortal Elixir
Chapter 31 Dog Meat Hot Pot
Even before Bai Qi left Zishan, Hei Huang felt that he was to his liking.
The feeling came out of nowhere, yet it was incredibly strong.
The Black Emperor had been squatting on Purple Mountain for over ten thousand years and had seen countless cultivators come to search for treasure.
But Bai Qi, who brought a complete set of Emperor-level equipment and forced the Ancient Clan to sign a treaty, is truly the first person to do so.
Good heavens, what a grand display, what methods, what shamelessness! He's practically my soulmate!
Old Zhong was right, this kid is to my liking!
I am not alone on this path!
I wish we had met sooner!
"Bai Qi! My good brother! What treasures did you find outside Purple Mountain?!"
These words should have been avoided, because as soon as they were spoken, Bai Qi immediately revealed his true form, breathing out in the form of a spiny dragon.
Who said I'm brothers with a dead dog like you!
Which eye of yours saw that I'm cut from the same cloth as you?!
That damned dog, he's a swindler, cheater, and thief, and he especially loves to prey on
I, Bai Qi, never take advantage of people I know!
Bai Qi roared and summoned the Green Bronze Cauldron. Thousands of chaotic energies descended and struck the Black Emperor directly.
"Woof!" Black King bristled, kicking its legs as it tried to run away: "What are you doing! I consider you a confidant, and what do you take me for?!"
"Do you even know who I am! I am...!"
I won't talk about it.
If you say something, I'll have to give Lao Zhong face and won't be able to beat you up. I won't listen.
We must strike hard against the Black Emperor in order to gain the upper hand in our future interactions.
This damn dog, if you give it a little attention, it'll take advantage of you; if you treat it well, it'll climb all over you and shit on your head.
Bai Qi knew the Black Emperor's character all too well.
"Where did this dog demon come from, daring to steal the village's whole roasted lamb!"
"Today, the Tiger Heart Society will act on behalf of Heaven to bring you, this vile dog that plagues the people, to justice on the spot!"
Bai used chaotic energy to seal the Black Emperor's mouth, preventing him from revealing his origins.
Black Emperor was bewildered.
He originally intended to get close to Bai Qi's treasure to trick him, but unexpectedly, the other party directly took out the Supreme Emperor Weapon!
This isn't going to happen!
Shouldn't you have asked about my background first, and then let me fool you completely?
You're not short of life, so why did you pull out an ultimate imperial weapon right away?
Kid, you have no sportsmanship!
"Ugh!" Black Emperor's mouth was gagged, and he let out a muffled scream.
Upon hearing the commotion, Jiang Taixu, who had already attained sainthood, rushed over: "Bai Qi! He is Wu..."
"I know you're a lawless dog demon!"
Bai Qi cut Jiang Taixu off with a shout before Jiang could utter the word "beginning".
Jiang Taixu was stunned for a moment, but after seeing Bai Qi's eyes, he immediately understood.
This kid knows.
He knew this was the dog of the Great Emperor Wushi.
But he insisted on pretending not to know, wanting to beat the dog up before it revealed its name.
Recalling what the Black Emperor had done in the village these past few days, Jiang Taixu silently took two steps back.
He was still shouting about where the Black Emperor came from, but he no longer used magic; he simply shouted with his voice.
As for whether the sound could penetrate the chaotic energy and reach Bai Qi's ears, Jiang Taixu didn't care.
Anyway, he shouted it.
Do your best and leave the rest to fate. As for whether Bai Qi can hear it or not, that's Bai Qi's business.
Jiang Taixu understood this basic social etiquette.
Bai Qi was clearly trying to intimidate this dog; if he were to reveal the Black Emperor's identity, it wouldn't be good.
Besides, this damn dog really deserves a beating.
Although the Black Emperor's physical body was strong, it still howled in pain when pressed down by the Green Bronze Cauldron.
The Black Emperor was in a bitter mood and his mind was blank. He thought about the entire universe, but he still couldn't figure out whose imperial weapon this green bronze cauldron belonged to.
Each imperial weapon has a story, but where did this green, broken cauldron come from? Even Old Zhong keeps talking about it.
Bai Qi beat the Black Emperor for half an hour before finally stopping, still not satisfied.
He withdrew the chaotic energy that had been silencing the Black Emperor: "Wang Shuleibo! Heat the oil in the wok, we're having dog meat hot pot tonight!"
Jiang Taixu's voice drifted over: "He is the dog of the Great Emperor Wushi."
Bai Qi was shocked. Looking at the panting Black Emperor at his feet, he cried out in anguish, "This is impossible!"
"How could the Great Emperor Wushi, a man of such stature, have raised such a worthless person!"
Black Emperor rolled his eyes, his tongue lolling out, and he no longer had the strength to speak.
Old Zhong, you're right. I can't take this kid down before I get a complete Supreme Emperor Weapon.
There's definitely something wrong with that kid's green bronze cauldron.
It's broken like this, yet it can still unleash such power; it's simply unreasonable.
Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river, never underestimate the Black Emperor's poverty!
Once I recover to my peak condition, watch how I prepare you, you little drug addict!
Bai Qi crouched down and slapped the Black Emperor on the head: "So you're Emperor Wushi's dog! You should have said so earlier!"
"If you had told me earlier, I wouldn't have hit you!"
"I've even spoken with the Great Emperor Wushi; we're practically friends despite our age difference. Look at the mess this has made!"
The Black Emperor trembled with rage.
What I really want to say is, did you give me a chance?
They tried to shut me up with an imperial weapon right off the bat. What am I supposed to say?
You've spoken with the Emperor, so why don't you say you've sworn brotherhood with him?
"Wang Shuleibo!"
Bai Qi turned his head and shouted, "Get the pot boiling water!"
Black Emperor suddenly sprang up.
What are you doing? Are you going to cook me?
Bai Qi said with a righteous expression, "I am an old friend of Emperor Wushi, so naturally I cannot treat you unfairly."
"Look at yourself, you're covered in dirt. You need to take a hot shower."
Black Emperor followed Bai Qi with some skepticism.
"Woof! You call this taking a bath!"
"The water in your pot is bubbling! You're clearly trying to boil me alive!"
"And what were those things you threw into the pot? Star anise? Cinnamon? Bay leaves? Do you think I don't recognize spices?!"
Bai Qiyi righteously corrected Hei Huang's mistake: "Nonsense, this is a medicinal bath, good for strengthening the body!"
"Star anise dispels wind, cinnamon warms the meridians, and bay leaves regulate qi. This pot of medicinal bath I prepared myself is made with the elixir of immortality. Countless cultivators outside would beg for it, yet you're complaining about it."
Black Emperor roared, "What about scallions, ginger, and garlic?! Are scallions, ginger, and garlic medicine too?!"
"Scallion whites relieve exterior symptoms, ginger induces sweating, and garlic detoxifies." Bai Qi, still expressionless, asked, "Are you going to wash or not?"
"No washing!"
Jiang Taixu looked up at the sky.
The weather is really nice today; it's rare to see such clouds in the northern region.
Sigh, I wonder how Caiyun is doing.
In the end, Bai Qi still forced the Black Emperor into a big black pot to cook... and take a bath.
He had just been badly beaten by the Black Emperor, and now he was being given a medicinal bath made from the leaves of the Immortal Medicine. This was like giving a sweet treat after a slap in the face.
Although this damn dog probably won't appreciate it, once he gets a taste of the benefits, he won't be able to get rid of it later.
Although Black King is a scoundrel, he is indeed suitable to be the sales director of Tiger Heart Society.
Duan De explores the tomb, I break the formation, Ye Fan's luck paves the way, and the Black Emperor sells the goods. If they can't be sold, Pang Bo will take them. Why worry about not achieving great things?
The Great Tomb of Beidou, your might has arrived!
Black King was thrashing about in the pot, baring its teeth, but gradually, its thrashing became less and less intense.
It wasn't that I was overheated; rather, this medicinal bath was genuinely effective.
Black Emperor didn't see Bai Qi throw the immortality elixir leaves into the pot.
Because Bai Qi mixed the leaves with the fragrant leaves and threw them in together.
Black King's eyes widened: "The soup made from the elixir of immortality after it has taken human form can cure diseases?!"
"This isn't soup, it's a medicinal bath." Bai Qi added more salt to the pot. "Saltiness nourishes the kidneys, strengthening muscles and bones. Let me tell you, this is a secret recipe. Someone once used this formula to turn a single Blue Silver Grass into a miraculous medicine!"
"You old dog, you've lived for hundreds of thousands of years, your bones are all loose, you need to get some nourishment."
Hei Huang was about to curse, but when he thought about the pot of water that Bai Qi had cooked... the medicinal bath was indeed effective, he fell silent.
Could it be that things like scallions, ginger, and garlic can truly be transformed into something miraculous in the hands of the elixir of immortality?
For the first time, Black King began to doubt his own understanding.
This is a complete blind spot in my knowledge.
And what is Blue Silver Grass? I've never heard of it!
"How are you feeling?" Bai Qi asked.
The Black Emperor hesitated for a moment: "Add some spice. Spicy food can dispel cold and promote blood circulation. I feel I need to get rid of the cold."
"Or you could come in and soak in it too. You're an elixir of immortality, your soaking will definitely have a stronger effect."
Bai Qi chuckled, his expression enigmatic: "I'm not going."
Jiang Taixu turned his face away, unable to bear to look any longer.
I've seen people who get ripped off and still help the rip-offs count the money, but I've never heard of someone being cooked and then asking for extra seasoning.
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