Taoist Master, wishing for a sacrifice-based system

Chapter 23 Next time you make a wish, remember to have your draft reviewed by a lawyer. Making a wish while driving a Rolls-Royce?!

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!]

Failing PE?! Retaking the exam next semester?!

I was laughing so hard I was rolling around on the bed! My mom thought I was having an epileptic seizure!

Holy crap! God's underlying logic is too tight! Passing my major courses means I have nothing to do with PE! Passing this semester means I have nothing to do with next semester!

[Retribution! This is the retribution for playing word games with the will of Heaven! Hahahaha!]

Are these four college students reinforcements sent by the monkeys? I laughed so hard my abs cramped!

Looking at the four male college students in front of me, crying like two-hundred-pound dogs.

Listening to their extremely tragic "after-sales experience".

Qin Du smiled and stood up, picking up the fruit basket they had brought from the offering table.

He walked up to the dormitory head and patted him hard on the shoulder.

His tone was earnest and earnest, and his words carried weight.

"Students, learn from your mistakes."

"The way of Heaven cannot be deceived."

Qin Du paused, raised an eyebrow at the camera, and uttered a profound statement that would be recorded in the history of Qingyun Temple: "Next time you come to make a wish—"

"I suggest you pool your money and hire a professional law firm partner to help you carefully review your wording."

"boom-!!!"

The moment those words were spoken, the live stream chat erupted into a frenzied barrage of comments!

[Hahahaha, what the hell?! They hired a lawyer!]

[Article 1 of "The Celestial Master's Guide to Avoiding Scams": Please bring legal professionals with you before making a wish!]

Professor Luo Xiang exclaimed, "He's an expert! God is the ultimate lawless tyrant!"

[I'm laughing so hard I can't live! This Taoist temple is so interesting! The Celestial Master is spouting witty remarks all the time!]

[I can't take it anymore, I'm going to Qingyun Temple tomorrow to make a wish, I'm bringing my own legal team!]

The live stream, which had 300,000 viewers, was completely flooded with "hahahahaha" and "Master's golden quotes," and the show's effect reached its peak at that moment, soaring to the sky!

The four unlucky guys left Qingyun Temple amidst the laughter of 300,000 netizens, utterly dejected.

Their backs were desolate, like four salted fish that had lost their dreams.

Qin Du watched their departing figures and casually tapped the newly updated [Qingyun Temple Official System] on his phone.

It has to be said that the potential these computer science underachievers unleashed when it came to survival was astonishing. The interface was smooth, the functions were complete, and they even renewed the server for three years.

"bite"

In the lower right corner of the field of view, the familiar system notification sounded silently.

[Special technology detected in fulfilling a vow; sincerity level assessed: high.]

[Gained Incense Points: +80]

Current incense offering value: 3180

Qin Du leaned back in his armchair with satisfaction.

Although no cash has been seen yet, this investment in technology is definitely a worthwhile investment.

In the following days, as the "voice-fulfilling story" of Room 404 spread online, Yunzhou University's intranet BBS was in complete uproar.

"On the Necessity of Bringing a Legal Team When Making Wishes at Qingyun Temple!"

Shocking! The Deep Dive into the Underlying Code Logic of Heaven's Dao: Missing a Single Descriptive Clause Resulted in the Entire Dormitory Retaking 1000 Meters of Course!

"Cyber ​​Master's Online Legal Education: The Core Application of Contractual Fulfillment Principles in theological Field!"

These trending posts were so popular that students from other universities in Yunzhou City flocked to them to "pay homage."

However, despite the pilgrimage, few dared to actually cross that threshold to light three incense sticks.

Because everyone understood it.

This dilapidated Taoist temple is not a wishing well at all.

This is a ruthless, cold, and absolutely rigorous "Court of Causality"!

There are no loopholes to exploit, no loopholes to exploit.

If you dare to throw out your chips, God will dare to take them, but how the final price will be paid is entirely up to fate!

This extremely eerie yet intimidating reputation has kept Qingyun Temple's popularity soaring across the internet.

Three days later. Early morning.

The mountain mist had not completely dissipated, and two sparrows were chirping on the crooked tree in the courtyard of Qingyun Temple.

Su Nian was sweeping the fallen leaves in front of the door with a broom.

Sudden.

"Boom—buzzing"

A deep, resonant, and somewhat arrogant roar from a twelve-cylinder engine brutally shattered the tranquility at the foot of the mountain.

Su Nian stopped what she was doing and frowned as she looked over.

A Rolls-Royce Phantom, all black with the Spirit of Ecstasy emblem on the hood, carelessly rolled over the bumpy dirt road, kicking up a cloud of dust, and came to an imposing stop outside the wooden gate of Qingyun Temple.

The car door was respectfully opened from the outside.

A foot wearing a limited-edition calfskin high heel stepped onto the muddy ground covered in morning dew.

Immediately afterwards, a wealthy woman wearing oversized sunglasses, a haute couture silk shawl, and exuding an aura of "I'm rich," stepped out of the car with a frown.

As soon as she got out of the car, she immediately covered her nose with a handkerchief that smelled strongly of perfume and looked around with disgust.

Behind her followed a young boy with striking gray hair, wearing baggy trendy clothes and three black earrings.

The boy was holding the latest model mobile phone, impatiently playing a game while muttering curses under his breath.

"Mom, what's wrong with you so early in the morning? Why did you drag me out of bed and bring me to this godforsaken, run-down temple? I'm going hiking with some people this afternoon!"

"Shut up! All you do is hang out with those shady friends. Yesterday you even cracked someone's head open. If I hadn't paid to cover it up, you'd be in jail right now!"

The lady turned around and glared at her son, but there was no real blame in her tone; instead, it was full of indulgence and pampering.

Inside the main hall.

Qin Du was slowly sipping his morning tea from an enamel mug.

Hearing the noise, he raised his eyelids and glanced at the mother and son outside the door.

"Aura Observation Technique, activated."

A faint halo appeared in the field of vision.

Good guy.

Above the head of the jeweled noblewoman, an extremely dense layer of dark gray aura swirled.

This not only represents that she is full of money, but also reveals a kind of turbid karma of long-term bullying, condoning evil, and ignoring the rules!

The spoiled son who was playing video games was even more disgusting.

Above his head was an impenetrable mass of blackish-gray death energy! It even faintly tinged with a dark red!

This isn't the kind of blood stain you can accumulate from just skipping classes and fighting. This kid definitely has blood on his hands, and might even have ruined someone's life!

"Troublemakers come from remote and impoverished areas; this shabby road almost ruined my car."

The wealthy woman, wearing high heels, strode into the courtyard as if no one else was there, completely ignoring Su Nian who was standing to the side.

She walked straight to the entrance of the main hall and looked down at Qin Du, who was sitting in the grand master's chair.

"Are you that Taoist priest who's been all over the internet?"