Douluo Continent: Heavenly Mystery System

Chapter 91 Cleverness Backfires

"Sir, what would you like to order?" At this moment, a waitress walked up to Ye Xiaofeng.

"Teacher, I'm entrusting this heavy task to you, hahaha." Ye Xiaofeng took the menu directly from the waiter and presented it to Teacher Wang Yan.

"I'm here to eat today, don't expect anything from me." Wang Yan saw that each of the seven girls had different tastes, making it difficult to choose.

"How about this, everyone can order one of their favorite dishes. That way, there will be no waste, and everyone's tastes will be satisfied."

"This method is good, just like An Xiaofeng's idea." Wang Yan directly supported Ye Xiaofeng's words.

Each person ordered one dish. When it was Xuewu's turn, she quietly told the waitress what dish to order. The waitress blushed slightly, glanced at Ye Xiaofeng, and then left.

Today, since everyone was a girl and Ms. Wang Yan was also present, no one drank alcohol; everyone drank tea instead.

After waiting for a while, everyone's dishes were served, except for Ye Xiaofeng's.

"Brother Xiaofeng, what did you order? Why hasn't yours arrived yet?" Yue'er asked curiously. Xuewu gently tugged at Yue'er, telling her not to talk nonsense.

"The grilling process might take a little longer," Ye Xiaofeng said with a slight smile to Yue'er.

"Sir, your last dish has arrived." The waitress brought it directly to Ye Xiaofeng.

Ye Xiaofeng's face darkened immediately. He had ordered skewers, so how did they become the signature dish? He looked at everyone, who were all eating their own food.

Xue Wu acted as if she hadn't seen it at all; this matter had nothing to do with her.

"Brother Xiaofeng, what dishes did you order? Can I try some?" Yue'er asked curiously again.

"This is for him to eat, why are you meddling in this?" Xuewu pinched him hard.

"None of your business." Yue'er glared at Xue Wu.

"Since Yue'er wants to eat, this is for you, and I'll order another one." Just when Ye Xiaofeng was worried, he didn't expect Yue'er to be his savior, so why not?

Yue'er quickly took it and began to eat it heartily.

"It tastes good, so delicious! Sister Xuewu, would you like to try some?" Yue'er picked up a piece and held it to Xuewu's lips.

"Keep this good one for yourself." Xue Wu originally wanted to trick Ye Xiaofeng, but unexpectedly, Ye Xiaofeng ended up tricking Yue'er instead.

"Moon, let me try it," Yu Hairou said eagerly.

"Hmm, not bad." Yu Hairou ate a piece, savoring the aftertaste, and didn't forget to eat another piece.

As a result, Shen Liuyu, Gu Qingbo, and Qiu Ruoshui all ate a piece, and Teacher Wang Yan, seeing how much everyone enjoyed it, also ate a piece.

"I'll have a bite too," Shui Bing'er couldn't resist, but Ye Xiaofeng interrupted her.

"Bing'er, how about you try this?" Ye Xiaofeng quickly stopped Shui Bing'er.

"I want that too." Shui Bing'er saw everyone enjoying their food and didn't want to miss this opportunity.

"Uh..." Ye Xiaofeng had nothing to say.

"Sister Xuewu, why don't you try some? This isn't like you at all," Yu Hairou teased Xuewu.

"You've all finished eating, haven't you?" Xue Wu breathed a sigh of relief as she watched Shui Bing'er finish the last piece.

"That's really something. Why don't we just order another one?" Yue'er suddenly blurted out.

Upon hearing this, Ye Xiaofeng and Xue Wu, who had just drunk water, almost choked to death.

"I'll have one too," Yu Hairou said eagerly.

"I'll have one too," Shui Bing'er said.

"Stop arguing, waiter, give each of us one serving of this signature dish from before." Teacher Wang Yan was clearly not satisfied and made the decision directly.

"Teacher, I'm already full, so I don't need any more," Xuewu quickly made an excuse.

"Wu'er, look how thin you are. You need to eat more. If you don't eat today, you're disrespecting us." Ye Xiaofeng's words put Xue Wu in the spotlight.

"Then I'll thank you properly." Xue Wu said this, but her eyes were filled with murderous intent towards Ye Xiaofeng.

"No need, no need, we're all family, don't be polite." Ye Xiaofeng smiled slightly, but in his heart he was thinking, "Little brat, trying to trick me, how could I let you off so easily?"

"Sir, are you sure you want nine servings of our signature dish?" The waitress came over and looked at Ye Xiaofeng with a strange expression.

"Yes, yes, you heard right, it's Jiufen. We didn't get enough of what we ate earlier," Yue'er replied to the waitress with a smile.

"Okay." The waitress couldn't help but glance at Ye Xiaofeng a few more times, but in her heart she admired him immensely. With so many beautiful women by his side, no wonder he ordered nine servings of the signature dish to nourish his body.

Ye Xiaofeng knew the waitress had misunderstood, but he couldn't explain now. If others knew that the signature dish was made with lamb kidneys and tiger penis, they would definitely beat him to death.

"Sir, your nine signature dishes are here. Enjoy your meal!" The waitress smiled at everyone.

"Sister Xuewu, I didn't expect the service here to be so good. The waitress kept smiling the whole time." Yue'er really thought the service here was excellent.

"Hehe, as long as you're happy, Yue'er." Xue Wu forced a smile, a smile that looked worse than a cry.

There's no way I can be happy. That bastard Ye Xiaofeng forced me to eat this signature dish, but I don't dare tell the truth.

If only she hadn't tricked Ye Xiaofeng, she would have blamed Yue'er in the end. She had succeeded, but Yue'er dragged her down. Xue Wu glared at Yue'er.

But everyone was busy eating the signature dishes, so no one had time to look at Xuewu's eyes.

After everyone finished their late-night snack, Ye Xiaofeng paid the bill and went home.

Back at Peach Blossom Garden, everyone went to their own rooms. Ye Xiaofeng planned to go to Shui Bing'er's room in the middle of the night, but Shui Bing'er was tricked away by Xue Wu.

Just then, Ye Xiaofeng heard a knock on the door and, thinking Bing'er had returned, hurriedly went to open it.

"Moon, it's you." Ye Xiaofeng felt a slight sense of disappointment.

"Brother Xiaofeng, don't you want to see me?" Yue'er stared at Ye Xiaofeng with a pitiful look.

"How could that be? By the way, Yue'er, it's so late, is there something you need?" Ye Xiaofeng asked.

Yue'er came in and locked the door from the inside.

"Brother Xiaofeng, there are mice in my room. I'm scared and can't sleep alone." Yue'er hugged Ye Xiaofeng directly.

"It's okay, why don't you sleep here and I'll sleep in your room?" Ye Xiaofeng either genuinely didn't know or was pretending not to know.

"No." Yue'er took the initiative to kiss him.

"Yue'er, calm down." Ye Xiaofeng nudged Yue'er.

"Brother Xiaofeng, don't you like me?" Yue'er burst into tears instantly.

"How could I not like you? You'll always be my dear little sister in my heart," Ye Xiaofeng said shamelessly.

"Brother Xiaofeng, I don't want to be your sister. Don't worry, no one will bother you tonight." Yue'er remembered Xuewu's ridiculous love theory: only by being shameless can one win true love.

"Um... Yue'er, what are you doing? Hurry up and put your clothes on." Just as Ye Xiaofeng was hesitating, Yue'er took off her coat.

"Brother Xiaofeng, stop pretending. Your eyes have been fixed on me." Yue'er hugged Ye Xiaofeng tightly, and Ye Xiaofeng's mouth became dry.

"This little vixen, this is blatant seduction!" Ye Xiaofeng's heart was racing, and he was almost getting a nosebleed.

(End of this chapter)