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"Brother Ye, the rich woman who had her eye on you before... who wanted to poach you, I think her surname was Zhou."

Just as Ye Zhou was trying to capture that spark of inspiration, the photographer suddenly raised his hand cautiously to give him a hint.

Upon hearing this, Ye Zhou's mind went blank, and the image of the burly, wealthy woman from a few days ago instantly materialized in his mind.

The weight of that 300-pound man and his greasy smile sent a chill down his spine, causing him to shiver involuntarily, and even the oppressive feeling around him dissipated somewhat.

Could it be that guy is still up to no good and wants to make me lose my security guard job, so he's offering me a helping hand in my time of need?

Compared to the others, this possibility is undoubtedly the greatest.

Thinking about this, Ye Zhou felt terrible.

Other time travelers were all chosen by rich, beautiful, and wealthy young ladies.

How come he got targeted by "Snorlax"?

The treatment is so bad!

The men on the ground, including Brother Niu, who had been shivering with their necks tucked in, were puzzled when Ye Zhou's expression suddenly changed, even showing some disgust and resistance.

The viewers in the live stream were also stunned by the photographer's words and Ye Zhou's reaction. After a few seconds of stunned silence, the chat exploded with laughter, the screen shaking from the constant barrage of comments.

[So it was that rich woman who wanted to keep Brother Ye as a mistress! How could I have forgotten about that!]

[Offering help in times of need—how could I not have thought of such a simple principle?]

[I knew it! It was definitely that rich woman!]

[Brother Ye's expression is absolutely hilarious.]

[A 300-pound rich woman's pursuit of her husband? I could watch this plot for a hundred episodes!]

[My heart goes out to Brother Ye for a second. Being blocked at the door by thugs isn't scary; being targeted by a rich woman is what's truly deadly!]

……

"Brother Ye, we're just guessing..."

Seeing this, the photographer said awkwardly, "After all, there are plenty of women in this world with the surname Zhou; it could just be a coincidence."

"Tell me, is that woman surnamed Zhou very fat?"

Ye Zhou didn't reply, but looked coldly at Brother Niu, his tone tinged with disdain and annoyance.

"Yes, yes! Sister Zhou is very fat!" Brother Niu nodded repeatedly, clearly terrified.

"It really is her. I must have had the worst luck in the world." Ye Zhou rubbed his temples, feeling a headache coming on.

"What's happening to Brother Ye now?"

The photographer glanced at the group of people groaning all over the place and spoke.

"Need I say more? Of course we called the police."

Ye Zhou replied matter-of-factly, "This was self-defense, what's there to be afraid of!"

As he spoke, he took out his phone and called the police.

Upon hearing this, Brother Niu's expression changed slightly. While Ye Zhou was on the phone, he gave a wink to his underlings, then got up and tried to run away.

"Run? Where do you think you're going? You smashed the windows of the residential complex, injured people, and you think you can just walk away?"

Ye Zhou caught a glimpse of Brother Niu and his group trying to slip away. He raised an eyebrow, stepped in front of them, and pressed them down again.

"Brother, how about I just pay some money and call it even?"

Brother Niu trembled: "Anyway, you didn't lose anything!"

Do you think it's possible?

Ye Zhou looked at Brother Niu and the others with a half-smile: "Intentionally provoking trouble and hiring thugs to injure people is not something that can be settled by paying some money."

The chat room was already in stitches; all the tension from before had vanished, and the screen was filled with jokes and banter.

[Brother Niu looks so cowardly now, where did his arrogance go?]

[Sister Zhou: I only asked you to teach him a lesson, not to be your sacrificial lamb!]

[We suggest directly implicating those behind him in order to try and secure leniency!]

[As expected, having superior kung fu skills has its advantages; otherwise, Brother Ye would probably have been in trouble today.]

……

The sound of sirens, growing louder as they approached, shattered the afternoon tranquility.

Seeing this, Brother Niu and his group immediately gave up their last struggle.

A short while later, several people in blue police uniforms walked in. The one in the lead was a beautiful policewoman with a great figure and a heroic air about her.

The scene was a mess, with cracked glass, debris everywhere, and thugs lying haphazardly, groaning in pain. Ye Zhou stood calmly to the side, with a cameraman behind him.

Seeing this bizarre scene, no one could tell who the victim was.

"Who called the police?"

Shen Mengxi frowned and slowly spoke.

"Me," Ye Zhou replied, raising his hand.

He was surprised to find that one of the police officers who came was a beautiful woman; that was quite unusual.

"Tell me what the current situation is?" Shen Mengxi asked Ye Zhou.

"They caused trouble, smashed the guardhouse window, and even attacked me. Shouldn't this be considered self-defense?" Ye Zhou said with a smile.

"You did it all by yourself?"

Upon hearing this, Shen Mengxi immediately exclaimed in surprise.

"There are only these people here, and there's a camera set up. If it wasn't me, then it was you who did it?" Ye Zhou was speechless.

Ye Zhou wasn't sure if it was just his imagination, but he had a feeling that the beautiful policewoman in front of him seemed a little dim-witted.

Could it be... that what's said online is true: big breasts, no brains?

Thinking of this, Ye Zhou subconsciously glanced at a rather large area of ​​Shen Mengxi's body.

"That's not what I meant! I meant you took down all five or six guys by yourself?"

Shen Mengxi was speechless at Ye Zhou's words. Her pretty face flushed red instantly, and she clenched her fists unconsciously. Her heroic spirit was mixed with a hint of annoyance.

Her gaze swept over the thugs groaning in pain on the ground. They were all burly and strong, while Ye Zhou was thin and frail, his loose security uniform wrinkled. He didn't look like a fighter at all.

"The whole thing was recorded live, so you can see exactly what happened as soon as you watch."

Ye Zhou raised an eyebrow and pointed to the photographer's live-streaming equipment: "By the way, there should be more people behind them..."

Before he could finish speaking, a pair of cold silver bracelets clicked and firmly fastened to his wrists.

Ye Zhou's words came to an abrupt end.

"Are you crazy... Officer, I'm a law-abiding citizen, why are you arresting me?"

He stared blankly at Shen Mengxi, almost cursing, but managed to swallow his words.

"Are you crazy? Are you all boobs and no brains?"

"And do you think we police officers are just sitting around doing nothing? You think you can make a judgment just by looking at the video footage?"

Shen Mengxi gritted her teeth, forcing out each word, her pretty face flushed red, her eyes filled with shame and anger: "Come back to the station with me first for investigation. We'll talk about who the victim and who the troublemaker are after the interrogation!"

"You can read minds!"

Upon hearing this, Ye Zhou blurted out the answer without thinking.

"Take them all with you."

Shen Mengxi's face darkened, and she ignored Ye Zhou, gesturing to the other police officers behind her.

The live stream chat exploded with comments, making the screen shake:

[Holy crap? This policewoman is taking revenge on someone else!]

[The policewoman probably saw through Brother Ye's look and his inner monologue just now!]

[I can't laugh anymore! Brother Ye criticized women with big breasts but no brains, and was handcuffed on the spot. He deserved it!]

[Poor Brother Ye, he just chased away some thugs and then got a silver bracelet from a beautiful policewoman. He's getting all that treatment!]

[The policewoman's flushed face is so cute, but wasn't handcuffing Brother Ye a bit too much?]

[Got it, this is called "spare the rod and spoil the child," let's take him back and interrogate him slowly!]

……