Entertainment: The Path to Best Actor for Talented Actors
Chapter 47 Throwing the Dragon into the Water Pit
"What's wrong!"
Everyone's gossipy nature was aroused.
"We actors are fine, but he got diarrhea, and it's been going on for three days straight, so he had to get an IV drip!"
"Hahaha!"
"Poor little Fatty."
With 90% schadenfreude and 10% pity, everyone felt sad for Little Fatty for a second.
Xiao Pang is a member of the props team. He is from Shandong, is about 1.75 meters tall, and weighs about 200 kilograms.
He is known for his speed on set.
Her catchphrase is: "Oh my god!"
As soon as the director says what props are needed, that guy acts like he has wheels on his feet.
He kicked up a cloud of dust behind him, and was highly regarded by the director.
People often joke around with him, and he never gets angry.
I never expected this ordeal.
Zhang Ze observed three seconds of silence for his fellow villager!
Two of those seconds were spared out of consideration for my conscience!
The film crew started work at 2 PM.
Everyone was very happy, and some were even looking forward to it.
In the drama, Mi Long locked everyone outside the courtyard and didn't provide them with food.
They discussed it and decided to dig a hole and bury the dragon.
Everyone has been looking forward to this scene for a long time, and filming finally started today.
Before filming began, Zhang Guoqiang pleaded with the director.
"Director, you really can't bury it! You can't pour boiling water in there!"
You're trying to kill me!
The director looked at him with a smile.
I teased him for over ten minutes before it ended, saying that I had planned this scene a long time ago.
Instead of digging a hole, let's just find a puddle and throw it in.
Zhang Guoqiang breathed a sigh of relief upon hearing this, as long as he didn't pour boiling water.
But when he saw the puddle, Zhang Guoqiang's face turned ugly again.
It turns out that this puddle was where water buffalo used to bathe.
The water was dirty, and the silt was deep.
Although they won't have to be buried alive, this puddle is just too filthy.
He was internally resistant.
But the resistance was futile, and the director insisted on using the puddle.
Zhang Yi, Wang Dazhi, Zhang Ze, Liu Tianzuo, and others were happily discussing how to film the scene.
The director also got involved, and it took them more than ten minutes of discussion to finally decide on a plan.
The group moving this morning, including the veterinarian, all pitched in and carried the veterinarian on their shoulders.
Milong, with his buttocks facing upwards and his head raised, cried out, "I'll kill you all!"
The jinx and Cui Dayong were at the front, each holding one of his arms.
Krupp and the snake's rear end are in the middle.
Zhang Ze was at the very back, holding onto Mi Long's legs.
Fanla and Bula were carrying entrenching tools in front.
The group marched in unison and carried the dragon to the edge of the water pit.
Bu La shouted, "One, two, three!"
With a thud,
Mi Long was thrown into the water and swallowed a mouthful of dirty water.
Ugh, so I'll just shout seriously, "Play the music!"
The proper sense of ritual should still be maintained.
Bu La stepped forward, using an entrenching tool to shovel dirt, looking very sad as she led the singing.
You want me to bury it!
Then everyone joined in singing, "Who the hell doesn't want to be buried!"
Which bastard wouldn't want to be buried?!
Your walls are so high, and you've built gun emplacements all over the place!
I'm just afraid your dad'll get high with some foreign cannons...
Finally, everyone bowed to him three times in a proper manner.
Zhang Guoqiang lay in the water, covered in mud, and gave a bitter smile.
After the camera finished filming, he stood up and yelled that he wanted to kill them.
Unexpectedly, this group of guys never intended to let him off so easily.
They even dare to provoke us now.
"Director, I feel like my performance wasn't quite right, I'd like to do another take!"
"Yes, director, I think I laughed during the take, we should do another one."
"Director, I feel like we weren't singing in unison just now!"
Everyone chimed in with their opinions, pointing out flaws and urging that two more be added.
Enraged, Zhang Guoqiang stood in the water and jumped up and down.
The director, all smiles, didn't participate.
However, the makeup artist team and prop team had already taken the stage.
Some people changed his clothes, and some dried his hair.
A few minutes later,
With a thud
Zhang Guoqiang was thrown into the puddles again.
Fifteen minutes later,
poof,
Re-entering the water!
This film was shot three times before it was finally finished.
Finally, Zhang Guoqiang stopped shouting.
He lay flat!
After dealing with Zhang Guoqiang, everyone rested for a while.
At this moment, Duan Hongyi walked over and chatted with everyone, laughing as they discussed how they had just tormented Zhang Guoqiang.
Because he couldn't enter the country, he could only stand by and watch helplessly.
About half an hour later, the next scene began.
Everyone lined up to receive their pay.
"Grain and wheat, one piece."
Doubing's salary was the lowest in the team, while Long Wenzhang's was fifty yuan.
Officials are different; one person's salary is equivalent to that of fifty people.
Long Wenzhang excitedly pressed his fingerprint, but before he could even put the money in his pocket...
Mi Long came to collect the debt from him, but even taking all of his military pay wasn't enough to pay it back.
They are very much like the modern working class.
This reminded Zhang Ze of three years ago.
I just arrived in Beijing as a migrant worker, and before I could even get my salary, I had to hand over most of it to my awful landlord.
Poor Commander Long, even after becoming a commander in that era, he still had to pay off loans.
Long Wenzhang was penniless. Taking advantage of the crowd's excitement, he suddenly grabbed Bu La.
Hugging Bu La's leg, he sang, "Brother Deng Bao, you're my brother, lend me some money, I'll pay you back double..."
Bu La knew that once the money was lent out, it would definitely never be repaid.
Taking advantage of the opportunity, he broke free and ran away.
Only Fanla stood there, grinning foolishly, watching the show.
Bu La ran over to Snake Butt and the others, and Snake Butt chuckled.
Suddenly, Bu La raised his hand and gave Snake Butt a big slap, leaving Snake Butt completely stunned.
Unexpectedly, Si La Si La set her sights on him again, hugging him to borrow money.
Poor Commander Long, the commander of a regiment, still has to borrow money from these ordinary soldiers to make ends meet.
After filming this scene, we started filming the storyline about the Yu family army.
With these cannon fodder no longer involved, no one bothers to watch the spectacle anymore.
They all sat together, resting and chatting.
At this moment, the prop master, who had finished his IV drip and returned, arrived at the film set and was there maintaining a real gun.
Everyone gathered around to watch the excitement.
As we were chatting, someone asked Little Fatty if he knew how to disassemble a gun.
Little Fatty said with absolute certainty, "Of course!"
Zhang Ze and the others said they didn't believe it.
"Don't believe me? Watch me take one apart and see for yourself. I'll show you what Fatty is all about."
To everyone's astonishment, Little Fatty indeed disassembled the gun into pieces.
"How about that? Are you convinced now? I've been making props for seven years, this is nothing new."
Little Fatty said with a smug look on his face, and everyone gave him a thumbs up.
Amidst repeated exclamations of "I admire you" and "Amazing," Little Fatty gradually lost himself.
There was a slight error during installation.
It only took three minutes to disassemble.
The installation took about two hours.
As Zhang Ze and the others finished filming another scene and were about to wrap up, Little Fatty was still struggling with the gun.
Zhang Ze noticed that sweat was dripping down Xiao Pang's forehead...
Twenty minutes later, after the crew finished filming, Zhang Ze saw Xiao Pang wiping the sweat from his forehead.
He wrote a note and stuck it on the butt of the gun.
"Completely destroyed, prop gun"
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