Me? A slime? A villain who destroys a nation? Fine!

Feeling that someone was talking badly about him behind his back, Lin Ming couldn't help but shudder.

He frowned, turned around to look behind him, but there was no one there.

He is currently on the road laying network cables, extending them to the neighboring country.

This time, he didn't invite Miral and the other two. After witnessing their tendency to make things worse the first time, Lin Ming didn't dare to ask them to handle serious matters a second time.

Besides, since the pass can be bought from Leila, there's no need to ask a middleman to handle it. They should just go back to farming.

Just then, Lin Ming confidently tried to find a corner to slip into as he reached the doorway, but the guards of this kingdom were much more sensitive than those of the previous one.

When Lin Ming, disguised as a small water ball, rolled between their legs, he was immediately kicked away by the guard like a ball, flying several meters away and rolling away.

"Where did this ball come from?" The guard glanced at it, then continued his post. But not long after, the purplish-blue water ball rolled back, heading towards their legs, trying to pass through them.

As a result, he was stepped on by the guard again, preventing Lin Ming from succeeding.

He looked at the blue water ball he was standing on, hesitated for a moment, and then kicked Lin Ming to the left. This time he didn't kick him that far, but kicked him to the side.

Seeing that he couldn't get past the ball, Lin Ming stuck to the wall, intending to climb over and go around it. However, a long spear came straight at him and knocked him off the wall, causing him to fall to the ground and bounce around.

"What the heck is this? Come and take a look!" The guard called to another colleague. The two of them then surrounded Lin Ming.

Lin Ming remained silent for a while, continuing to pretend to be a water balloon, motionless as the guards poked him and pushed him around.

"I have a feeling that the water sphere is trying to roll into it," a soldier remarked sharply.

"I have a bad feeling that this thing absolutely cannot enter our country."

"You two's premonitions are way too accurate, aren't they? Although I'm not a bad person." Lin Ming was a little troubled.

Lin Ming planned to force his way in. He sprang up, dodging the guards' spears, and transformed into tire mode to charge in.

"Hey!" The guard rushed over with lightning speed and shoved Lin Ming into the air, sending him tumbling headfirst into the woods.

"Holy crap, what? It moves by itself!" The two guards stared in surprise into the depths of the forest, their alertness increasing.

Seeing that he couldn't get in any further, Lin Ming went around to the other side of the wall, intending to climb up by clinging to it. This time, he took a much longer route.

But when Lin Ming reached the top, the guards who had emerged at the same time as him held up their spears and stared at him, making eye contact with Lin Ming.

Lin Ming made a harmless "gurgle" sound, but was immediately slapped on the head by a guard and rolled off the city wall.

Lin Ming hadn't given up yet. He went around to the other side, found a broken crack, curled up into a small ball, and crawled inside. But what he found was the same two guards squatting in front of the hole.

"No, did you two arrest me?"

So Lin Ming was thrown out again, tossed into the woods like trash.

These two guards didn't recognize any slimes, but their interception ability was so strong that it was almost like teleportation, so much so that Lin Ming couldn't break through even after changing positions several times.

In desperation, Lin Ming watched the nobles carrying small pets through the gate in their carriages and a plan came to mind.

"You two just wait and see. If I can't get in alone, I'll pretend to be a pet, okay?"

Lin Ming moved away from the city gate and turned into a small grove of trees, where he squatted down to wait for passersby.

A girl soon appeared in the woods, carrying a basket, as if she were on her way home.

Seeing that there were no adults around, Lin Ming rolled over to the little girl without any hesitation, and then used his ultimate move, growing a pair of cute rabbit ears and making a "gurgle" sound at the little girl in front of him.

"Gurgle gurgle gurgle gurgle," Lin Ming even jumped and twisted.

The little girl immediately looked captivated, ran over with sparkling eyes and cried out, and picked Lin Ming up.

"You're so cute! Did you get lost from your mom?"

"Gurgle, gurgle." Lin Ming continued to act like a pet, sticking to the little girl and rubbing against her.

"I'll take you home and raise you. I just picked some carrots. Would you like some?" The little girl handed Lin Ming a carrot from her basket, and Lin Ming nibbled on it a few times before swallowing it.

"Mommy will definitely love you." The little girl's heart almost melted when she saw the adorable little ball-shaped creature.

Lin Ming could only sigh that this image was indeed very appealing to girls.

Just as Lin Ming was about to use the little girl to enter the city, a soft "meow" sound suddenly came from in front of him.

An orange cat blocked the little girl's path. It scratched her face with its soft paws, then lay down on the ground, exposing its belly, and meowed at her in an even more pitiful way.

"Wow, it's a kitten!" The little girl's eyes sparkled even brighter. She dropped Lin Ming from her arms and ran to hug the kitten.

Lin Ming, who had been thrown to the side of the road, bounced back and then typed a big question mark.

No, you're just going to abandon him like that? Is there only one room left in the little guy's heart?

The orange cat that had captured the little girl gave Lin Ming a smug look and a wicked smile, making Lin Ming grit his teeth in anger.

Do pets have to be frivolous these days? Stinky cat!

"I'll take you home, Mom will definitely love you." The little girl repeated the same sweet words as Lin Ming, hugging and cuddling the kitten in her arms.

Just as Lin Ming was watching with gritted teeth, an even louder voice blocked the little girl's path.

"Woof woof woof!"

A little grey dog ​​appeared in front of the girl, wagging its tail very affectionately, hissing and sticking out its tongue, and gave her a small grass ball.

"Wow, it's a puppy!" The little girl was captivated again, and promptly dropped the cat she was holding to run and play with the puppy.

The little dog not only interacted with the little girl, but also performed various difficult moves such as backflips to play with her.

It offers maximum emotional value.

"Wow~ How can you do everything? You're so smart! Mommy will definitely love you." The little girl was so captivated that she couldn't take her eyes off the dog performing its acrobatic feats, clapping incessantly.

The orange cat was furious at the sight, and the dog even gave the orange cat and Lin Ming a disdainful look.

But just as the little girl picked up the puppy to go home, a passing mobile merchant carrying a large box of pet cages walked past her.

The pet cages are filled with all sorts of harmless little pets, making them look even cuter and more adorable.

"Wow!" The little girl's eyes lit up again, and she immediately caught up with the little carriage, dropping the puppy in her hand, which fell face-first into the mud.

"Boss! Boss!" At the little girl's call, the traveling merchant dismounted from his carriage and asked, "What have you taken a fancy to?"

"I want this little bird." The merchant handed the girl a birdcage containing a small parrot.

"Didn't I just see you had one in your hand? Are those all your pets behind you?" The carriage merchant looked at Lin Ming and the other two who were being ignored at the back.

The girl quickly denied it: "No, that cat is so ugly, it even has a booger on its face. That dog smells like a greasy old man. I don't really like it. Birds are much cuter."

"What about the one with the round rabbit?" the merchant asked.

"Please, I'm not stupid. How could that thing be a rabbit? It looks stupid and is very clingy. I still prefer fluffy, clean, and smart little animals."

The little girl's fickle nature offended all three types of people.

But just as the little girl was discussing things with the boss while holding the birdcage, the cat and dog sitting next to Lin Ming became increasingly furious.

The orange cat sprang to life, its fur bristling, and a beastman with gleaming claws burst forth from its body, yelling as it charged toward the little girl: "That's a beauty mark, meow!!"

"No?" Lin Ming was taken aback.

The puppy followed closely behind, its body exploding into a werewolf that lunged at the girl, yelling, "You brat! How dare you call me smelly? You've got a death wish!!"

Oh, you're one too? Should I have one too?

The orcs and werewolves ripped with their claws, surrounding and smashing at the little girl from both sides.