It's clearly a crossover game, but the system insists it's a pirate game.

The world of martial arts is like a gust of wind, carrying all sorts of rumors.

The duel between the two great swordsmen in the capital attracted many people, but even the largest market for swordsmen cannot accommodate everyone. There are always those who don't use swords, don't like to gather in crowds, or aren't interested in duels. And these people just happen to be Li Xunhuan's enemies...

Upon receiving the news, he naturally chose to seek revenge rather than examine the sword, which is why he arrived exceptionally quickly!

A mountain of flesh!

The Great Joyful Bodhisattva stood there and began to appreciate the surprised looks on others' faces. However, she stopped after scanning the crowd, not just halfway around, because there was one person in the crowd who looked at her with a look that was not one of surprise, but rather... envy?

She struggled to open her eyes and looked again. Sure enough, it was an envious gaze.

Others might find this underworld expert greasy, but Zhou Ye was quite envious of her for being able to eat her way up to her current figure. You see, he ate just as much as he could, but he just couldn't get rid of the fat on his body.

Seeing that the smile had faded from the face of the Great Joyful Bodhisattva, Zhou Ye quickly stepped forward: "Um... before we start fighting, could we talk things over first?"

The Great Joyful Bodhisattva glanced at Zhou Ye and calmly replied, "Your height is good, and your body is quite strong, but your appearance does not qualify you to be my male concubine."

She spoke very seriously, and even turned around and pointed behind her: "Look, the male concubines I've chosen are all handsome young men."

Zhou Ye was speechless. He suppressed the urge to punch this guy to death, then walked up to her and said, "That's not what I wanted to say. I just wanted to ask how to eat to be like you. Don't get me wrong, I eat a lot every day, but I just can't seem to get any fat off my body."

Li Xunhuan was not far behind him. He was quite nervous at first, but after hearing what he said, he couldn't help but laugh.

Honestly, the more he got to know this family, the more interesting he found them... and the source of their interestingness lay in this "big, simple-minded guy".

These occasional 'out-of-touch' and 'unconventional thinking' moments are indeed a bit both funny and exasperating.

Looking at Zhou Ye's serious expression, the Great Joyful Bodhisattva was also stunned for a while. After the initial surprise, she also found it interesting: "First, it's an innate talent. Second, it's my 'Great Iron Chewing Technique.' If you want to learn it, kneel down and kowtow three times in front of me, and I will take you as my adopted son."

Zhou Ye shook his head: "Forget it, let me think of another way. Okay, the exchange is over. Let's move on to the next step."

Li Xunhuan: ...

Great Joyful Female Bodhisattva: ...

The others: ...

This whole thing started as a revenge drama, but now it feels a bit awkward.

The Great Joyful Bodhisattva coughed lightly, then glared fiercely at Li Xunhuan: "Li Xunhuan, you killed my adopted son. Now I'll give you two choices: either die or become my male concubine. Choose one."

"He can't choose. He's still sick and not fully recovered. He's still your lover, and it's even difficult for him to take off his clothes."

Zhou Ye's voice came in from a distance, and the Great Joyful Bodhisattva was stunned again. Li Xunhuan's face turned really dark. This kid is ruining his reputation in front of outsiders!

Or should we stab this kid first?

"Kid, thanks for the reminder. Li Xunhuan, you only have one path left!"

The mountain of flesh... flew up!

A mountain of flesh that seems to weigh tons can actually fly. Even fantasy novels wouldn't dare to depict something like this, but martial arts novels do. Isn't that fantastical?

Li Xunhuan's lightness skill was also quite good. With a light tap of his foot, he retreated backward, and the throwing knife appeared in his hand at the same time. The moment he landed firmly, the throwing knife was thrown. Apart from Zhou Ye, who could clearly see his movements, the others could only see the result, not the process.

The flying knife landed right on the eye of the Great Joyful Bodhisattva—no, it should be said, on her eyelid.

Zhou Ye burst out laughing: "Are you giving people double eyelid surgery?"

Li Xunhuan got impatient: "With all that flesh on her body, where am I supposed to stab her? You try it yourself!"

They're really in a panic.

Li Xunhuan's "Never Misses a Target" flying dagger was finally blocked. Li Xunhuan was indeed a little flustered. In just one round, he knew that this "Meat Mountain" was just as good as him in martial arts, and even had better lightness skills. If his flying dagger was useless, he would definitely lose.

Zhou Ye sighed: "Fine, I'll do it."

He stood there, making an "8" sign with his right hand, pointing it at the head of the Great Joyful Female Bodhisattva, and softly added a sound: "Bang!"

The body of the Great Joyful Bodhisattva instantly stopped moving, but she did not fall down; she just stood there upright.

But everyone could see clearly that there was a hole in her head...

With just one move, such a simple move, he defeated the Great Joyful Bodhisattva who could block Little Li's Flying Dagger?

Not to mention others, even Li Xunhuan was utterly astonished. He looked at Zhou Ye and asked, "What kind of martial arts is this?!"

Zhou Ye chuckled and blew on his fingertips, saying, "Do you know why your throwing knives are no good?"

Without waiting for Li Xunhuan to speak, he continued, "Because Little Li's Flying Dagger is too small; my move is called Great Zhou Finger Force!"

Li Xunhuan's face first turned from white to red, then from red to black, and finally from black to purple. Then, unhurriedly, he took out a throwing knife and said in a low voice, "The Great Zhou, is it? Come, let me, Little Li, see if this Great Zhou is tough enough!"

Zhou Ye took off running, with Li Xunhuan chasing after him with a throwing knife in hand...

Where no one could see, Zhou Ye used his shaving technique to shake off Li Xunhuan, sat down in the empty dining hall, and then looked at the system's prompt:

"Warning! The Seven Warlords of the Sea are attacking. Please gather your forces and prepare for battle."

"Congratulations, host, for defeating the Seven Warlords of the Sea. Reward: A portion of the essence of the Human-Human Fruit."

Zhou Ye was somewhat convinced that the Great Joyful Bodhisattva was classified as a Shichibukai; this fat woman was indeed quite capable. However, after defeating a Shichibukai, she only gave him the Human-Human Fruit, and not even the entire fruit, but only a "partial essence." That was a bit beneath her.

Luffy, for example, defeated a Shichibukai, which not only increased his own value but also allowed him to acquire the entire Shichibukai's fortune!

"Chief, why are you backing down? Do you dare give me a mythical beast?"

The system remained silent... It completely accepted Zhou Ye's contempt.

Looking at the liquid flowing in his hand and the panda pouncing towards him, he didn't think twice and stuffed the liquid into its mouth. As a result, the chubby panda, after eating it, actually buried its head in his arms and fell asleep again.

"Tsk! You're just bloated. When you wake up, let's work out together!"

After playing with its round ears for a while, I picked up the little guy weighing over 100 kilograms and returned to its special house.