After binding with the system, I became a proctology expert.

When Lin Bo arrived at work the next morning, he was startled by Lu Renxin's appearance.

Two heavy dark circles hung under his eyes, making it seem like he was struggling to open them, as if he could close his eyes and fall asleep any second.

His hair was disheveled, his skin was dull and lackluster, and his eyes were vacant, revealing an emptiness as if his kidneys were overdrawn.

"After just one night apart, Brother Lu, you seem completely drained."

Lu Renxin's tone was tinged with resentment:

"You're incredibly lucky, kid. Do you know what happened to me last night? You have no idea!"

"I treated three patients with bleeding, three! A full three!"

"Zhang and I have used up all the needles in the department!"

"I didn't sleep well all night. The phone rang less than an hour later, waking me up just as I was starting to feel sleepy!"

"I shouldn't have switched shifts, I shouldn't have."

Zhang Long is scheduled to be discharged from the hospital today. If Lu Renxin doesn't change shifts, he might escape unscathed.

The scene was so tragic that Lin Bo's mouth dropped open, his eyes filled with a mixture of pity, sympathy, and relief.

He forced a fawning smile:

"Oh, Brother Lu, you're always so capable and helpful. Thank you for your help. How about this, I'll treat you to a meal sometime when you're free."

Lu Renxin wasn't actually blaming Lin Bo; he was just venting his grief after being tormented.

Now there's an unexpected bonus: we can get Lin Bo a free meal.

He immediately agreed: "It's a deal!"

Having already complained about last night's bad luck, Lu Renxin started gossiping, saying it's everyone's responsibility to care about their brother's love life:

"Hey, how was your date yesterday?"

Mentioning this made him wide awake, his eyelids lifted, and his face was full of curiosity.

A blush returned to Lin Bo's dark face, and a smile appeared on his lips as if he had remembered something.

"It was great. We went to see a movie and had dinner."

"They even...held hands."

Lu Renxin seemed to see Lin Bo surrounded by pink bubbles, with roses blooming behind him.

"Why are you so shy about just holding hands... You're such a pure virgin."

Lin Bo, not to be outdone, struck a nerve with Lu Renxin:

"You straight-laced guy, a lifelong bachelor, and you're even giving reviews now."

"You don't know anything about love. Back when your senior was flirting with you, you didn't respond at all. What a waste of your looks."

Lu Renxin looked confused: Is that so? How come I don't know about it?

He was lost in memories, and it seemed that a senior student had indeed taken good care of him before, but wasn't that normal?

Huh? Did she mean that? Did I miss something?

Lin Bo couldn't help but roll his eyes. So you never knew, bro.

Back then, my senior was so obvious, I could tell, and I thought you didn't like her.

And you've been so abstinent all these years, never showing any interest in any girl. I always thought you were gay, bro.

Turns out he's not gay, just a typical straight man who couldn't tell...

As the two talked, the other doctors gradually arrived, and the new day's work began.

Shift handover, changing dressings...

The fixed benefit of 1.6 healing points per day should not be lost.

Despite having barely slept all night, Lu Renxin still diligently completed the dressing changes for each patient.

This is actually a typical day for doctors: high-intensity work, irregular work schedules, and statutory holidays not protected by labor laws.

When Brother Zhang Long appeared, Lu Renxin didn't need to say anything. He simply lay down, took out a towel from his pocket, folded it, and stuffed it into his mouth.

He repeatedly reminded him of the key points for changing the dressing, and threatened him that if he did not take good care of himself at home, he might have to come back to have the granulation tissue scraped off.

Lu Renxin successfully frightened his older brother so much that he broke out in a cold sweat. After the incident, his older brother limped out of the dressing room, clutching his buttocks.

At 11:30 a.m., he finally finished his work and was able to leave the hospital and go home.

Bathed in sunlight again, Lu Renxin felt the light was particularly dazzling, the bad luck in his body was dispelled, and he felt completely revitalized.

When he got home and opened the gate to the small courtyard, Big Flower came to greet him with a "coo coo coo" sound.

In the quiet room, he lay on the bed and finally fell asleep peacefully, beginning his two-and-a-half-day mini-vacation.

……

Weekend at the library of Guanghai University of Traditional Chinese Medicine.

"Gurgle."

The quiet library was completely silent.

All that could be heard was the rustling of fingertips across the pages, the light tapping of the keyboard, and the soft scraping of the chair against the floor.

Therefore, his cries of hunger seemed particularly abrupt and untimely.

Lu Renxin glanced at the time in the lower right corner of the computer screen: 13:05.

It was time to eat, so he stretched and shut down his computer.

Lu Renxin didn't stay home on his rare, pleasant weekend.

He came to the school library today to revise his graduation thesis.

What needs to be submitted to the journal is academic work, which is a short paper.

What has been changed now is the graduation thesis, which needs to be reviewed by the school and is considered a major thesis, also one of the graduation requirements.

Guanghai University of Traditional Chinese Medicine is located near Guanghai School of Traditional Chinese Medicine, but it is still some distance from where he rents a place.

Lu Renxin arrived early in order to find a suitable seat.

University libraries have always been the best places to study, with students engrossed in their studies scattered throughout the reading rooms.

Especially during exam week, it's incredibly difficult to find a seat.

Why not just write it at home since it's so far away?

Because of the campus network, you can only download documents from CNKI for free if you are connected to the campus network.

Using a VPN is an option, but the network connection is just too bad.

Moreover, there is really no study atmosphere at home, and it's easy to lie down while writing.

After finishing his morning study session, Lu Renxin left his computer and bag there to reserve a seat, planning to go out to find something to eat before returning to study.

At this time of day, the cafeteria is practically empty; the cleaning staff have probably already started cleaning.

Moreover, as everyone knows, the cafeteria's quality is only so-so, and they even occasionally find insect fragments in their food.

So he chose to go to the nearby food street.

Students represent a significant consumer force, and a consumer ecosystem centered around students will form around every school.

Especially food, with so many students, many vendors have flocked there.

Not to mention that Guanghai University of Traditional Chinese Medicine is located in the university town, and its neighbors include several universities such as Guanghai Agricultural University and Guanghai University of Science and Technology.

There is a narrow street around several schools, with various food stalls lining the steps of the sidewalks on both sides.

They're practically the "Galaxy Stomach Protectors" for college students.

From jianbing guozi (Chinese crepes), grilled cold noodles, fried rice and noodles to fried skewers... they have it all.

It had been a long time since Lu Renxin had eaten grilled cold noodles from the snack street, so he didn't hesitate for long before standing in front of the grilled cold noodle stall.

"Boss, one order of grilled cold noodles, with an egg, sausage, and a sheet of noodles, mildly spicy with extra vinegar and extra cilantro."

He loves cilantro and will always ask the owner to add as much cilantro as possible.

Cilantro is so delicious, how can you resist it?

"Okay."

The boss, busy wielding a shovel, quickly replied without even looking up.