After binding with the system, I became a proctology expert.

Today is Thursday, the day Lu Renxin agreed to switch shifts with Lin Bo.

He took his toiletries bag, filled Da Hua's food and water bowls, and rubbed the chicken's head:

"Goodbye, Big Flower, you must take good care of the home!"

It's still the same old process, the same old people.

The only difference is Lin Bo.

He usually just splashes cold water on his face and goes out, but this time he unusually applied hair wax to his hair and got a trendy hairstyle—a slightly parted short layered top.

He also abandoned his unchanging comfortable style of wearing black, white and gray hoodies with sweatpants.

She changed into a slightly more youthful light blue shirt paired with loose-fitting jeans.

Tsk tsk tsk, what a show-off.

Lu Renxin looked him up and down carefully, as if he were seeing his good brother for the first time.

He moved closer and closer and could smell the aroma of cedar.

This kid is even wearing perfume!

Seeing Lin Bo's radiant face, Lu Renxin shook his head almost imperceptibly:

Spring! It really is spring!

……

I'm determined to get that handsome doctor's WeChat today!

While lying in her hospital bed, Luo Kexin, in bed 12, was typing furiously with her fingers flying across the keyboard, spouting nonsense to her best friend.

She's been hospitalized for a few days now, and the hospital food... is terrible, and the environment... is barely acceptable.

The only redeeming quality was that her doctor, who changed her dressings, was somewhat attractive.

He looks very young, about the same age, speaks gently, and I've never seen him with a girlfriend.

Luo Kexin was eager to try: Opportunities are for those who are prepared.

The God of Love has placed peach blossoms right in front of me, I must seize the opportunity!

After finishing his shift, Lu Renxin began changing the dressings as usual.

The patients are still the same group of patients.

The girl in bed 12 was still the most enthusiastic, ranking first.

But when she came over today, her eyes were darting around, her cheeks were flushed, and she kept secretly glancing at Lu Renxin.

Lu Renxin touched his face: Is there something dirty on my face?

He didn't pay much attention and quickly changed Luo Kexin's dressing as usual.

[Congratulations, host, you have completed the dressing change*1, healing value +0.2]

But after she finished tidying her clothes, she didn't leave immediately. Instead, she mumbled something in a low voice.

Lu Renxin didn't hear clearly, so he leaned closer: "What?"

She gritted her teeth, closed her eyes, and shouted it out in one breath:

"Dr. Lu, can I add you on WeChat?"

Add me on WeChat?

Lu Renxin instantly tensed up, his eyes filled with vigilance, and he waved his hands repeatedly, activating his defensive mode:

No, no.

"We doctors can't just give WX to patients casually."

How could someone randomly add patients on WeChat? It's definitely not a good thing. Lu Renxin has suffered a great loss in this matter.

He was too naive when he first started his residency training, and he gave whatever the patients asked for. Little did he know that this was the beginning of his nightmare.

He practically became a family doctor available 24/7.

"Doctor, my wound is a little itchy..."

"Doctor, I have a lot of discharge..."

……

Some male patients, in particular, liked to send photos of their buttock wounds to Lu Renxin even when they had nothing to do.

If he weren't also a man, he would have suspected that this was sexual harassment.

The most amazing thing was that a patient called Lu Renxin at 5 a.m. because he couldn't get the cotton stuffed in for his dressing change, and he actually woke Lu Renxin up from his deep sleep.

From then on, Lu Renxin learned his lesson and stopped adding patients on WeChat.

Bed 12's actions today triggered his protective mechanism.

Add? Impossible, I need to protect my private life.

Luo Kexin deflated like a punctured balloon after being rejected.

She was shy and embarrassed, and after failing the first time, she was too embarrassed to keep pestering him. She could only glance at Lu Renxin a few more times with great regret.

After leaving the dressing room, I took out my phone and typed:

[Waaaaah, best friend, I got rejected by that handsome doctor! My fragile heart is broken...]

【+0.2】

【+0.2】

【+0.2】

……

Huh, why isn't Zhang Long here again?

The familiar rhythm felt like it was stuck in a loop.

Lu Renxin pulled back the curtain and walked out of the dressing room.

Sure enough, he saw Zhang Long squatting pitifully, huge and helpless against the wall, his sorrow and fear almost tangible.

Dude! Do we really think this is fair to our tattoos and shaved head?

Anyone who didn't know better would think I did something to you.

He walked over, squatted down, and patted Zhang Long on the back:

"Zhang Long, let's go change the dressing."

When Zhang Long saw Lu Renxin, it was as if he had finally made up his mind. With a look of resolute determination, he walked into the dressing room.

Lying in bed, Lu Renxin had just finished getting ready, but hadn't started yet.

He shouted in a deep voice:

"Dr. Lu, wait a minute!"

In one sentence, he shouted out the determination to spare the lives of his men.

Lu Renxin, who was holding the tweezers, was startled and stopped to wait for Zhang Long to make his move.

He slowly pulled a small white towel out of his hospital gown pocket.

What's going on? Are they about to raise the white flag and surrender?

No, he propped himself up slightly on the bed with his right elbow, then folded the towel into a small square with one hand.

Then, with a death-defying expression, he stuffed it into his mouth.

Is it really that exaggerated?

Lu Renxin felt like an executioner interrogating prisoners.

Although Brother Zhang Long's screams yesterday were also very tragic, they scared the other teachers' new patients so much that they trembled and dared not come in.

But does it really hurt that much?

After gagging, Zhang Long signaled to Lu Renxin with his eyes that he was ready.

"Waaaaah!"

When it actually started, Zhang Long still wanted to open his mouth and howl, but the towel in his mouth acted like a dutiful guard.

Block all his lines like "Help me!" and "It hurts so much!"

Brother Zhang Long was drenched in cold sweat again, feeling as if his soul had left his body.

[Congratulations, host, you have completed the dressing change*1, healing value +0.2]

Oh dear, how pitiful. Luckily, I don't have any problems with my anus.

It was 4:20 PM, and the time to leave work was getting closer and closer.

Having already worked hard and finished all his work, Lin Bo took out a mirror from his bag and began to fix his hair.

She then took out her perfume to refresh her scent.

Lu Renxin looked at his unfamiliar brother with the expression of an old man looking at his phone on the subway.

It's time to leave work!

Lin Bo eagerly slung his backpack over his shoulder and greeted Lu Renxin as he walked:

"I'm leaving. I'm leaving it to you, Brother Lu."

Lu Renxin's attention was still on the computer, and he replied perfunctorily:

"Let's go, let's go, the elderly person living alone needs to stay in the department."

He still had a lot of work to do, with several unfinished medical records piled up on his right.

Clerical work also falls within the scope of a doctor's work.

All patients must be recorded in detail from the moment of admission.

The hospitalization record, the first attending physician's ward round, the first chief physician's ward round, the surgical record... all the way up to the discharge summary and discharge medical history.

As the medical histories were being compiled, night fell.

The number of people in the office gradually decreased as they went home.

He was left all alone in the huge office.

The office door creaked open.

Lu Renxin was drawn by the sound and saw that the person who came was Zhang Wenhua, the deputy director of the front group.

Despite being over forty, Zhang Wenhua remains slender and stands tall like a pine tree. He wears gold-rimmed glasses and exudes a refined and scholarly air.

Very popular with patients, she is known as one of the "F4" of Guanghai Traditional Chinese Medicine Hospital.