Sky Curtain: Taking Little Rhinoceros to wash his feet! Li Er breaks down!

"Big brother, is this the Netherworld...? Si Zi is afraid of the dark."

Little Sizi leaned weakly on Lin Yu's shoulder, looking at the flashing neon lights in the corridor, and clung tightly to Lin Yu's clothes like a frightened little animal.

"Don't be afraid, brother will take you to the celestial palace for a bath to warm you up," Lin Yu said gently, but his steps never stopped.

boom!

The solid wood double doors of the VIP box were pushed open.

In an instant, a wave of constant heat carrying a faint fragrance of Chinese medicine rushed towards me.

This is a top-tier private room at Fanxing Foot Massage Parlor, built at a cost of millions.

With a "click," Lin Yu pressed the master control switch.

The dazzling crystal chandelier instantly refracted a rainbow of light, illuminating the 100-square-meter room as if it were daytime.

Right in the center, the cloud-like leather electric sofa automatically adjusts to the most comfortable angle;

In the corner, a holographic projector was quietly operating, and several lifelike virtual koi fish were swimming leisurely in mid-air.

At this moment, the emperors before the vast imperial court fell silent.

The Xianyang Palace of the Qin Dynasty.

"Clang!"

Ying Zheng was completely unaware that the bamboo slip in his hand had hit the back of his foot; his once domineering eyes were now wide open.

"What... what kind of fairyland is this? The luminous glass suspended in the dome is a hundred times more dazzling than the largest luminous pearl in the Qin Empire's treasury!"

Li Si, standing beside him, swallowed hard, his voice trembling, "Your Majesty! Look at those illusory fish in mid-air, swimming without water! This is a celestial magic!"

The Weiyang Palace of the Han Dynasty.

Emperor Wu of Han, Liu Che, who was scrimping and saving for military expenses, stared intently at the 100-inch ultra-high-definition LCD screen that occupied the entire wall.

"What is that? It's as smooth as water, and a thousand times larger than the best bronze mirror of the Han Dynasty! Such a luxurious palace—if I could sit inside it even for a moment, I'd gladly give up ten years of my life!"

The Tang Dynasty Era.

Li Shimin stared blankly at the light screen, forgetting to retract the Emperor's Sword he was holding in mid-air.

Even at night, the imperial palace of the Tang Dynasty was only illuminated by dim, flickering candlelight.

But the room in this picture is as bright as day, so luxurious it's outrageous!

"This...this crystal palace, is it really used for washing feet?"

The worldview of the Great Tang Heavenly Khan has been subjected to a dimensional reduction attack.

In the scene, Lin Yu has already carried Xiao Sizi to the edge of the constant-temperature foot bath.

Su Tiantian deftly filled a pool with steaming water, then poured in a whole bucket of pure milk, and finally sprinkled on a handful of fresh rose petals.

"Come on, little girl, take off your shoes and socks and soak in the water to warm your body."

Lin Yu carefully removed Xiao Sizi's dusty silk brocade shoes.

As soon as her little feet touched the 42-degree constant temperature pool water, Xiao Sizi immediately let out a comfortable "ooh".

Her face, which had turned bluish-purple due to illness, visibly regained some of its rosy color.

The little girl leaned back on the soft leather sofa, watching the rose petals floating on the water, her big eyes sparkling:

"Big brother, this water feels so good! It's always warm, even warmer than the hot spring in Mother's palace!"

The pain and fear she had just felt were mostly dispelled, and she even playfully kicked the water with her toes.

This scene caused an uproar in the comments section of Wanchao Tianmu!

[Emperor Zhu Yuanzhang of the Ming Dynasty: Good heavens! Soaking feet in pure white sheep's milk and precious fresh flowers?! Such extravagance and debauchery—has this shopkeeper emptied the national treasury?]

[Emperor Liu Che of the Han Dynasty: What a waste! What a waste! My people are starving, and he's using such rich breast milk to wash his feet?!]

In the Tang Dynasty, Li Shimin saw that his daughter's cough had stopped and her complexion had become rosy, and he was so moved that tears streamed down his face.

He shouted wildly at the sky, his voice transforming into a striking golden barrage that swept across the heavens:

[Emperor Taizong of Tang: Lin Yu, you brat! Take good care of my daughter, and I will reward you handsomely! I will grant you a fief of ten thousand households and ten thousand taels of gold! Quickly give me your address!]

Just as the emperors of all dynasties were itching with jealousy, and Li Shimin was preparing to spend a fortune to redeem his daughter.

In the very center of the sky, a cold, red warning box suddenly popped up:

[WARNING: To protect the purity of the modern everyday world, this live stream has permanently disabled all two-way material transfer and tipping functions!]

[Viewers of Wanchao are only allowed to interact by sending bullet comments!]

"System! That damned system!!!"

Li Shimin was so anxious that he jumped up and down in the Lizheng Hall.

"Why can't I give a reward?! I have plenty of money! I'm going to buy that celestial palace and give it to the Queen!"

Enraged, Li Shimin swept the exquisite Ru kiln teacup off the table.

The loud crash startled the surrounding eunuchs and palace maids, who all knelt on the ground.

Meanwhile, in the real world...

After packing her things, Su Tiantian was lounging on the sofa next to her, bored out of her mind. She was tearing open a pack of Weilong spicy strips while watching the scrolling comments in the virtual space in front of her that only she and Lin Yu could see.

As a recognized employee of the system, she also enjoys the right to watch the Sky Dome.

However, she currently only considers this to be a new type of AR holographic live streaming developed by Lin Yu.

Seeing the golden barrage of comments drifting by, Su Tiantian rolled her eyes dramatically and launched into a taunting mode, showing no mercy to the void:

"Oh my, this netizen with the ID 'Li Shimin of the Tang Dynasty' has gone too far."

She smacked her lips, chewing the spicy snack with a loud sizzling sound.

"With fiefdoms of ten thousand households and vast amounts of gold, why don't you just call yourself the Jade Emperor? These keyboard warriors these days are really something. If you're really capable, don't just type; show me a Carnival event first and see what your skills are!"

Su Tiantian pushed up her black-rimmed glasses, looking disgusted: "They can't even light up a single fan light stick worth a penny. They're so arrogant about getting something for free?"

Upon hearing this, the entire court fell silent.

All the ancient people were shocked by the bold statement made by this strangely dressed woman, which shattered their worldview.

[Qin Emperor Ying Zheng: This woman is incredibly audacious! She dares to openly accuse the Tang Emperor of... taking advantage of someone else?]

[Emperor Liu Che of the Han Dynasty: Is this woman some kind of eccentric madwoman? But... what is that long, bright red herb she's chewing? Why does it make my mouth water?]

On the other side of the sky, Li Shimin looked at Su Tiantian's disdainful gaze and felt a surge of blood rush to his chest, almost spitting out a mouthful of blood.

It's not that I don't use it!

It's because this broken canopy won't let you use it!

I, the mighty Heavenly Khan, am actually being mocked as a freeloader by a girl from a later era?!

Just as the chat was in an uproar and emotions were running high.

A torrent of system notifications rang in Lin Yu's mind:

[Ding! You have received Li Shimin's extreme frustration and anger. Your emotional value has increased by 2000!]

[Ding! Received a shocking message from Ying Zheng, emotion value +1000!]

[Ding! Received a message of envy and curiosity from Emperor Wu of Han, emotion points +1000!]

【…】

[Ding! Current accumulated emotion points: 15800! The system shop has been automatically opened for you!]

Lin Yu was slightly taken aback, his consciousness sinking into his mind.

Looking at the dazzling array of modern cutting-edge technology and groundbreaking special effects drugs in the mall, a relieved smile appeared on his lips.

With this constant stream of emotional points, let alone the 500,000 yuan debt owed to Wang Dafu for forcing him to resign...

Even if we wanted to create a real "heaven on earth" in this city, what difficulty would there be?