Sky Curtain: Taking Little Rhinoceros to wash his feet! Li Er breaks down!

In the Tang Dynasty, at the Lizheng Hall.

Li Shimin's fingers trembled violently. The small pink plastic box in his palm emanated a real chill. White mist seeped out from between his fingers, swirling in the dim candlelight.

Empress Zhangsun sat on the edge of the couch, her beautiful face filled with astonishment. She stretched out her slender fingers and gently touched the lid of the box.

The extremely cold touch traveled from my fingertips straight to my heart.

"Second Prince," Empress Zhangsun's voice tightened, "This...this is the celestial food from the Crystal Palace in the heavens?"

Li Shimin nodded emphatically. He tore open the plastic box, picked up the small flat wooden spoon that came with it, carefully scooped out a small amount of pink and white ice cream, and offered it to Empress Zhangsun's lips.

"Guanyinbi, have a taste. This was personally given to me by our Prince Si." Li Shimin's eyes reddened.

Empress Zhangsun opened her mouth and put the ice cream into her stomach.

The intense coolness melts instantly on the tongue. The rich, creamy aroma of milk intertwines with the sweetness of strawberries, flowing down the throat. Even the finest crispy mountain in the Tang Dynasty palace pales in comparison to this divine noodle dish.

Empress Zhangsun opened her beautiful eyes wide, covered her lips, and tears welled up in her eyes.

"Delicious... Erlang, Sizi is over there, eating so well."

Just as the Tang emperor and empress were enjoying ice cream, the sky above the vast heavens shattered completely.

The screen was flooded with golden bullet comments, almost bursting the sky.

[Qin Emperor Ying Zheng: Li Er! Where did you get what you hold in your hand?! The system explicitly states that matter is absolutely forbidden from being transferred in two directions! How were you able to bring something from the Celestial Palace back to the Tang Dynasty?!]

[Emperor Liu Che of the Han Dynasty: Cheating! This is absolutely unfair! When I left, I also tried to take that unfinished piece of cold melon, but I couldn't lift it at all! What right do you have to take that icy treat with you!]

[Emperor Zhu Yuanzhang of the Ming Dynasty: Lin boy! You're biased! You wouldn't even give me a bucket of water to wash my feet when I left, so why are you giving Li Shimin special treatment?! I'm not having it!]

The Emperor's questioning voice, transmitted through the live chat, carried a deep sense of shock and resentment. The ironclad rules set by the system had actually been broken!

After a brief silence, a line of striking blood-red characters slowly appeared in the center of the sky, accompanied by an emotionless mechanical voice that resounded throughout the parallel universe of five thousand years of Chinese history.

[System Announcement: This material transfer is an exception.]

[Cause Determination: Princess Jinyang of the Tang Dynasty, driven by an extremely pure blood bond, spontaneously gifted the item to her biological father. Only such pure familial affection, transcending time and space and devoid of any ulterior motives, could trigger a miracle and slightly breach the material barrier.]

[Note: This example cannot be replicated or forced. Any requests made with greedy or tempting intent will be eliminated by the system.]

A blood-red announcement hung in the sky.

Wanchao Time and Space instantly fell into a deathly silence.

In the Xianyang Palace of the Qin Dynasty, Ying Zheng stared at the announcement, remaining silent for a long time. He thought of his sons, who were secretly scheming against each other for the throne. Huhai, Fusu—who among them would willingly place the most precious things in his hands simply to give him a taste of sweetness?

The Weiyang Palace of the Han Dynasty. Liu Che kicked over the bronze table in front of him. He had many sons, but they were all political pawns. For power, fathers and sons could turn against each other, and even witchcraft accusations could occur. Pure kinship? That was the most luxurious thing in an imperial family.

The Ming Dynasty Imperial Palace. Zhu Yuanzhang sat on the dragon throne, his eyes red-rimmed, and let out a long sigh. He thought of Xiong Ying, who had died young, and of his sister.

After a brief silence, the style of the comments on the screen suddenly changed, becoming extremely sarcastic.

[Emperor Wu of Han, Liu Che: Li Shimin, you have given birth to a fine daughter. My princesses only know how to ask for rewards every day; who would think of leaving me even a bite of heavenly food!]

[Emperor Zhu Yuanzhang of the Ming Dynasty: My sister is so unlucky! Why don't we have such a sweet little girl?! Li Lao Er, you've struck gold!]

[Qin Emperor Ying Zheng: The Tang princess, pure and filial. I admire her.]

Looking at the comments about the three greatest emperors of all time on the screen, Li Shimin felt a wave of relief wash over him. He straightened his back and his mind raced.

[Emperor Taizong of Tang: Hahaha! Your Majesties are too kind! My son is undoubtedly the most filial and obedient child in the world! The taste of this divine food is something you can only savor in your dreams!]

In the real world, at the Jiangcheng Fanxing Foot Bath Shop.

Lin Yu stood in the lobby, listening to the system notifications that were ringing wildly in his mind.

[Ding! Extreme jealousy and envy detected in the Emperor of All Dynasties. Emotional value +200000!]

[Ding! Detected the shock of Wan Chao Gu Ren to breaking the rules, emotion value +300000!]

[Ding! Current accumulated mood points: 850000!]

Get rich overnight.

Lin Yu accessed the system's online store. Section Chief Zhao and Wang Dafu had been arrested, and the foot massage parlor's crisis was completely resolved. Next, he wanted to help Xiao Sizi truly integrate into this era and also give the shop a complete makeover.

"exchange."

[Ding! 50 Emotion Points have been used to redeem a modern kindergarten enrollment certificate exclusively for Little Sizi (a complete set of legal household registration and identity documents have been embedded into the national database).]

[Ding! 300,000 Emotional Points consumed to redeem ultra-luxury renovation blueprints and construction team for a foot massage parlor (system-managed, construction begins tonight at midnight and will be completed tomorrow morning at 8 AM).]

A household registration booklet appeared out of thin air in Lin Yu's hand. Opening it, he saw Li Mingda's name clearly written on it, with the relationship section stating: "Younger sister."

He put away his household registration booklet and looked towards the staff break room.

"Sweetie, the store is closed today. Take Sizi out with you," Lin Yu said.

The door to the lounge opened.

Su Tiantian led Xiao Sizi out.

The little girl took off her elaborate and dusty Tang Dynasty palace dress. Now, she wore a pink, modern, puffy princess dress, the hem adorned with tiny sequins. She wore white tights and black leather shoes.

Su Tiantian, being skillful, styled her hair into two cute buns and adorned them with two strawberry hair clips. She also carried a three-dimensional yellow duck backpack on her back.

Xiao Sizi looked down at her new shoes, then looked up at Lin Yu, blinking her big eyes, and twirled around, clutching her skirt.

"Big brother, this skirt is so light, it doesn't trip me at all," Little Sizi said in her childish voice.

Lin Yu stepped forward and took her small hand in his.

"Come on, let's go to the amusement park."

The three pushed open the broken glass door and walked out of the foot massage parlor.

At eight o'clock in the morning, it was rush hour in Wuhan. Sunlight shone on the wide asphalt roads, and the six lanes in both directions were bustling with traffic.

As soon as Xiao Sizi stepped out of the door, she froze.

She stared wide-eyed at the various cars speeding past on the road in front of her. Red, white, and black cars roared past with their engines blaring.

"Big brother!" Little Sizi cried out in fright, grabbing Lin Yu's leg and pointing at the cars on the road. "Big iron beetles! So many big iron beetles! They run so fast, even faster than Aye's Akhal-Teke horse!"

The view on the sky screen switched simultaneously to Lin Yu and Xiao Sizi's outdoor first-person perspective.

Wanchao Timespace fell silent once again.

Last night, the foot massage parlor, though luxurious, was ultimately an enclosed space. But now, the grand panorama of a modern metropolis unfolds before the ancients without reservation.

[Emperor Liu Che of the Han Dynasty: What kind of monster is that iron-clad vehicle?! It can travel like the wind without horses! Traveling a thousand miles a day is no problem at all!]

[King Ben of Qin: Your Majesty! If Qin possessed such iron carts to transport provisions and supplies, how could we not destroy the Xiongnu!]

Lin Yu led Xiao Sizi to the intersection. The pedestrian light turned red.

Lin Yu stopped and pointed to the traffic light across the street.

"Sizi, look at that pillar. When the red light is on, we have to stop. We can go when the green light is on."

Little Sizi nodded obediently, watching the cars on the road stop neatly at the red light, forming a long line.

The barrage of comments on the screen started scrolling again.

[Emperor Zhu Yuanzhang of the Ming Dynasty: Excellent regulations! These red and green glowing pillars can actually command thousands of iron chariots to obey orders without question! The laws of later generations are so strict!]

The green light came on. Lin Yu led Xiao Sizi across the zebra crossing.

Xiao Sizi raised her head and looked up at the buildings on both sides of the street.

Towering glass-walled office buildings, dozens of stories high, refract dazzling sunlight, piercing the clouds.

"Big brother, that house is so tall! If we live in it, can we touch the stars?" Little Sizi asked, his mouth agape, his neck aching from looking up.

[Qin Emperor Ying Zheng: That crystal palace pierced the clouds! Compared to it, the Epang Palace of the Qin Dynasty seemed like a low thatched hut! The prosperity of later generations was beyond imagination!]

[Emperor Taizong of Tang: Lin Yu, take Sizi and walk slowly! Don't let that iron cart hurt her!]

Su Tiantian took out her phone and called a ride-hailing car.

A white new energy vehicle silently stopped in front of the three people.

Lin Yu opened the car door and let Xiao Sizi sit in the back seat. Su Tiantian followed suit.

Little Sizi sat on the soft seat, curiously touching the window glass, watching the scenery outside rush past. The air conditioner inside the carriage blew cool air, and there was not a trace of the bumps of the carriage.

Half an hour later.

The car was parked in front of the largest indoor children's playground in Jiangcheng.

This amusement park covers tens of thousands of square meters and has extremely high ceilings. Various huge mechanical facilities operate under the lights, accompanied by dynamic music and children's screams.

Lin Yu bought the pass and led Xiao Sizi through the entrance.

A huge pirate ship was right in front of them, carrying dozens of people and shaking violently in mid-air. At its highest point, it was almost perpendicular to the ground.

Little Sizi covered his mouth, his eyes wide open.

Above the sky, inside the Xianyang Palace of the Qin Dynasty.

Ying Zheng suddenly stood up from the dragon throne, pointed at the huge pirate ship in the sky, his face pale.

[Qin Emperor Ying Zheng: Lin Yu! What kind of horrifying torture device was that?! Dozens of people were imprisoned in an iron ship, suspended in mid-air and swung wildly! Were the punishments of later generations so cruel?!]