Japanese Entertainment: A Comeback Beginning from Bankrupt President

"I see you're very skilled at placing orders... so you understand."

How could someone who places an order so quickly not know the delivery time? At first, Kazuya Sawashiro thought that Aki Amano had evolved into a glutton, but now it seems that her brain has just been occupied by Mikan.

A complete idiot.

Ten minutes later, the office doorbell rang; it was the delivery person who had come to deliver the goods.

To protect personal privacy, it was Kazuya Sawashiro who went out to pick up the takeout.

But actually, this is unnecessary, because there is a sign for the firm hanging at the door, and the order is quite large, so the delivery person will know who the order is for when they arrive.

Since he delivered it so quickly, he must have received good reviews, right?

While he was lost in his delusions, Kazuya Sawashiro, with his 36.5-degree mouth, uttered words that sounded like minus 36.5 degrees: "Hey bro, I know your delivery has time requirements, but the person inside has been eating ever since they placed the order, so you're a bit early, you know? She probably won't give you a good review."

"What?!"

The positive reviews just vanished like that? And it was all because the delivery was too fast? A hundred people out of a hundred can't accept that, right?

"Um..." The deliveryman instinctively tried to persuade her, but Ze Cheng Kazuya raised his hand and covered her mouth. "But you don't have to rush, because as long as you tell me how to become an Uber deliveryman, I will fight to the end with her and definitely give you a high rating."

"What?!"

The previous "Nani" expressed the deliveryman's shock and confusion, while this "Nani" simply expresses "why".

Why? Why does he have to teach me something so simple? Has he already become part of the game?

Damn it, I never said the delivery guy would cause so much trouble. Shouldn't it be a simple "you deliver, I'm all good friends and I say goodbye"? Why am I getting stuck on a mere positive review? I'm supposed to be the king of delivery guys!

"Listen, registering as an Uber rider is super easy. You can apply right on the app, upload your real name and personal information, and once approved, you'll become a full-fledged Uber rider. Can I have a positive review now?"

"Of course, it was originally yours."

...

After the delivery guy left, Kazuya Sawashiro returned to the living room with the takeout and immediately started asking about the puppy.

"Why is it taking so long to get your takeout? Is the delivery person some kind of once-in-a-millennium beauty? Did you have some kind of obsession and try to keep her here, only to be rejected because she has other deliveries to make?"

The puppy cares a lot about what you've done, and if you don't answer honestly, she'll make room in her stomach and eat your share too.

Kazuya Sawashiro put down the bag, sat down, picked up Aki Amano's phone, opened the app, and explained, "Nothing like that. I just asked him how to become an Uber rider, and he answered my questions very enthusiastically. Our conversation went very smoothly."

"Huh?" The puppy frowned, realizing something was amiss. "Why would we ask about this? Do we have extra time to deliver takeout?"

"I know you don't understand, but let me correct you on one point: do you even have the extra time to deliver food?"

"..."

Don't use all sorts of weird tricks on the puppy!

Amano Aki didn't understand and didn't want to understand. She grabbed the unopened McDonald's on the table and firmly rejected Sawashiro Kazuya's explanation: "No, it's too dangerous for a girl like me to ride a bicycle out to deliver food late at night. I absolutely won't do that."

That's what you're saying, so why are you hugging a McDonald's?

As Kazuya Sawashiro reached out, he was immediately slapped by Aki Amano. "You're not getting any food because I made you do something so dangerous."

Ah, the puppy is angry.

The best thing to do at this moment would be to straighten the puppy's scarf, but anyone who doesn't take a picture of such an adorable face must have never seen such an adorable face before. Kazuya Sawashiro decisively switched to his camera to capture this beautiful moment.

Then they used this photo as their profile picture for the account registration.

"I believe that the person reviewing your application will approve it after seeing this photo, and you might be able to start taking orders online tomorrow and provide high-quality delivery services to the people of Tokyo."

"Are you serious?" Realizing that Ze Cheng wasn't joking, Amano Aki put down the takeout she was holding and asked seriously, "So why am I doing this? Shouldn't I, as an artist, be the agency's darling? What's the point of doing this?"

"Of course, precisely because you're the agency's darling, I'll be recording the entire delivery process with a camera." Kazuya Sawashiro waved his phone.

I was bored, so I made a simple YouTube project.

While he was thinking about what to do with this project, Amano Aki, who was ordering takeout, reminded him that he could create a "celebrity deliveryman" project, arranging for Amano Aki to go out and make takeout deliveries from time to time.

The clever Aki Amano saw the phone and understood what Kazuya Sawashiro wanted to do, but she still didn't understand.

"So, what's the point of making videos like this? What's so interesting about watching me deliver takeout? There are a lot of personal privacy issues involved. Does every time we make a video, we actually deliver takeout?"

"You don't need to worry about these things; these are issues I should be considering."

Confirming that the merchant allows filming, confirming the order address, and then confirming whether the user is willing to appear on camera—these are all issues that Kazuya Sawashiro, the agent, considers.

Amano Aki only needs to bring surprises; this is a very common street project.

"I understand. But does that mean my rest time is still guaranteed?" Amano Aki started ordering takeout. "Like right now, can I still leisurely enjoy a McDonald's meal?"

"Why not? We only do this kind of promotion once every two weeks. For the rest of the two weeks, you can use Uber Eats or go to a restaurant every day like today."

"Um!"

Amano Aki nodded in satisfaction, took a box out of the bag and pushed it towards Sawashiro Kazuya: "If this project succeeds, maybe we can even get Uber Eats' GG, don't you think?"

"...I feel like you're the fattest tapeworm in my stomach, and I think nothing escapes your eyes." Kazuya Sawashiro gave an inappropriate analogy.

Why is she the fattest? Because Amano Aki has eaten too much sugar, so her sugar levels are now excessive.

That's quite a thought, taking over Uber Eats' GG.

While it's theoretically possible to achieve, the theory of implementation is impractical because Ubereats' GG is outsourced to an agency, which in turn is in cahoots with Watanabe Entertainment.

What's this called? This is called Little Red Riding Hood giving mushrooms to Grandma Wolf so she can be her own food.

However, Kazuya Sawashiro couldn't dampen Aki Amano's enthusiasm, so he responded to her with silence, telling her that he thought the same thing as her and that she could just keep flying forward without worry.

Amano Aki didn't like the metaphor of roundworms, and she threatened Sawashiro Kazuya with bared teeth and claws: "If you use such a disgusting metaphor again, I'll put a wet towel on your face and wake you up!"