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Then he shut up and told several more lame jokes.

Su Jiu wondered if she should wear something thicker.

Su Jiu toured the Starry Sky Train.

The Star Train is bigger than I imagined.

Su Jiu sat on the sofa and stretched.

At that moment, Himeko walked over.

"Would you two like some coffee?"

Himeko brought over two steaming cups of coffee.

Instantly, Su Jiu had a stress response.

Himeko's coffee is legendary in the Honkai Impact universe.

Himeko wore a gentle smile.

"This is coffee I make by blending various coffee beans; it's my unique skill."

Her starry eyes were full of curiosity.

She didn't know what coffee was.

But the name sounds delicious.

"I want to drink!"

Xing raised his hand.

Su Jiu gasped upon seeing this.

Xing is truly a reincarnation of Lü Bu, brave and invincible.

Himeko's smile was extremely bright.

Su Jiu wanted to run away.

"Um, Ms. Himeko, I have some business to attend to with Black Tower, so I'll be leaving now."

Just as Su Jiu was about to run away, Himeko held her down.

Himeko's slender, jade-like hand rested on Su Jiu's shoulder.

"No rush, there's always time to have a cup of coffee!"

that's it.

Two cups of coffee appeared in front of the two of them.

Su Jiu looked at the coffee in the white porcelain cup.

It looks normal, and it smells normal too.

Not far away, March 7th watched Xing and Su Jiu with schadenfreude.

She recalled the moment she first boarded the train.

Su Jiu looked at the coffee and thought to herself.

"I don't believe it. With my current physical condition, it's just coffee, right? How bad can it taste?"

Xing looked at the coffee, then turned to look at Su Jiu.

Her eyes blinked.

She was waiting for Su Jiu to have her coffee first.

Su Jiu noticed Xing's gaze; he hadn't expected Xing to become so clever.

However, it's just a little smarter.

An evil thought arose in Su Jiu's mind.

When a person does something bad, their tolerance increases infinitely.

Su Jiu picked up her coffee and took a sip.

Instantly, an indescribable taste rushed into my mind.

It's like countless kinds of herbs, stuffed into a pot and simmered for three days and three nights.

That strong smell and bitterness made me want to vomit even more than drinking Chinese medicine soup.

Although Su Jiu had prepared herself, when she actually drank Himeko's coffee, she felt like she was going to fly to the sky.

Even so.

Su Jiu's expression remained calm, even showing a hint of lingering reminiscence.

His expression was as if he had truly enjoyed a delicious cup of coffee.

Seeing this, March 7th was filled with questions.

"What's going on? This shouldn't be happening!"

This silly child doesn't know that all of this is Su Jiu's disguise.

Su Jiu was trying to trick Xing into drinking Himeko's coffee without any preparation.

Su Jiu's facial expressions were very vivid.

It's as if he's possessed by an Oscar-winning actor.

Xing was undoubtedly deceived by Su Jiu.

"Is it that good?"

Xing picked up the white porcelain cup and downed it in one gulp.

Instantly, the extremely thick aroma of traditional Chinese medicine rushed into Xing's brain.

Xing's pupils suddenly contracted.

Her brain went blank at that moment.

Upon seeing this, Su Jiu immediately spat out the coffee in her mouth.

"Hahahaha!!! You've been fooled, Little Gray."

Seeing this scene on March 7th, he was completely dumbfounded.

"???"

Walter Young, who had just walked over, understood what had happened with just one glance.

"Youth is wonderful!"

Walter Young recalled the scene when he drank Himeko coffee.

His assessment was that it felt like his esophagus was injured.

The stars are hazy and indistinct.

She thought it tasted good, so she subconsciously swallowed a big mouthful of coffee.

"Waaaaah~"

Xing felt like she was going to heaven.

Su Jiu looked at Xing lying on the sofa, looking like a grandmother, and felt very happy.

He jogged over on March 7th.

"No way! Sister Himeko, you're even more amazing this time, you took her down in one go."

Himeko looked at the coffee she had brewed.

"Is it really that bad?"

Himeko picked up Hoshino and took a big gulp of coffee, then sipped a small amount herself.

A moment later!

Himeko put the coffee away.

"I'll try a different flavor next time."

Su Jiu raised her hand: "Miss Himeko, I suggest you taste it yourself after you've finished brewing it."

"Me?"

Himeko thought Su Jiu's suggestion was very reasonable.

Himeko: "Oh right, I can cook too. You must be hungry! I'll cook for you."

"Cook?"

Su Jiu instantly recalled the setting of Himeko cooking.

Himeko's cooking... was absolutely delicious, literally delicious.

Himeko can mix up salt and laundry detergent when she cooks.

Su Jiu could understand the confusion between sugar and salt.

But Su Jiu couldn't understand why salt and laundry detergent were mixed up.

Who would use laundry detergent as a condiment?!

No wonder he scared Walter Young away back then.

Su Jiu turned her head and saw that Walter Yang had disappeared at some point.

"Um, Ms. Himeko, you're really going to a lot of trouble. How about I just grab a bite at the Black Tower Space Station?"

"How could we trouble Black Tower!"

Himeko felt it was better to cook for herself.

Su Jiu remained silent.

He believed that he was in very good physical condition and could be immune to most poisons.

But it eats laundry detergent!

What normal person would eat this stuff?!

No, I absolutely cannot let Himeko cook.

"I'll do it!"

Su Jiu sighed. As a transmigrator who had lived two lives, he had lived alone for a long time and could cook some simple dishes, at least enough to eat.

"Can you cook?"

Himeko looked at Su Jiu with some surprise.

"Of course."

Su Jiu patted her chest, indicating that she believed in her.

"Then I'll assist you."

Himeko made the suggestion.

Su Jiu thought about it and decided it was fine, since she was the one in charge anyway.

Then, Su Jiu witnessed what it meant to be truly awful.

As long as it won't kill you, just put it in the pot.

Himeko took out the Star Powder and poured it into the pot.

"Why add this stuff?"

"It can enrich the taste."

Su Jiu remained silent.

He then saw Himeko pour a white liquid into the pot.

"What is this now?"

Su Jiu asked.

Himeko confidently stated, "This is a special seasoning I bought from the Immortal Boat: soda soy milk."

"Fermented mung bean juice? Who's kind enough to add fermented mung bean juice to their cooking?!"

Su Jiu knows about douzhi (fermented mung bean juice). How should I put it?

According to others, it smells like a dishcloth.

After adding the soy milk, Himeko took out other things.

For example, strong soups, black tea, espresso...

finally.

The meal was still ready.

Su Jiu brought out five or six dishes.

The passengers on the Starry Sky Train sat together, looking at the abundant dishes on the table.

At first glance, it looks perfectly normal.

It smells delicious.

March 7th was a little unsure: "Himeko-neechan, you didn't add anything weird, did you?"

Himeko smiled slightly: "Of course."

I don't quite believe it, though.

Walter Young stood up, intending to leave.

But Himeko blocked her way.

"Try it! Try it! Try it!"

Under Himeko's expectant gaze.

On March 7th, I mustered my courage.