Hunter x Hunter: Call Me Master Inventor
Chapter 76 Accidentally fell into my pants?
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"Isn't it open already?!"
Von Clay pointed to the sign that read "Open".
"The Dallas Forest Wildlife Park is an area where ordinary people are prohibited from entering!"
The security guard pointed confidently to the sign standing next to him.
It was a triangular sign with the word "STOP" and a large exclamation mark printed on it.
"Then why did they...?"
Von Klay then looked at the hikers who ignored the sign and walked straight up to him.
Then he stopped talking.
The leader of the group of hikers pulled out a license from his pocket.
Hunter's License: Identification for a professional hunter!
Beep~
The security guard at the park entrance calmly used the machine to check it.
Hunter licenses are all protected against counterfeiting, employing various methods to prevent forgery, making them impossible to replicate.
"If you're a professional hunter, then of course you can go in."
The security guard said calmly.
Yes, a hunter's license allows entry into 90% of countries that are generally prohibited from entering, and 75% of restricted areas.
Von Clay was naturally aware of this as well.
"No wonder there are direct routes like this!"
Von Clay understood immediately:
"If it's for professional hunters, then it's fine."
He watched as the group of professional hunters filed in and entered smoothly.
"Perhaps I could try to get a professional hunter's license?"
In the world of hunters, a hunter's license is an indispensable item.
There's still a long way to go in my travels, so I might as well get a hunter's license first.
As for when Xiao Jie and the others start their exams later~
That's still more than a decade away, a long way off.
"Phew, we've finally arrived."
Just as von Klay was pondering these thoughts, a heavy breathing sound came from behind him.
Looking back, I saw a burly man with a bare chest and belly running towards me from afar.
He had a head of fluffy blue curly hair, a full beard, and was panting heavily with his mouth wide open.
Seeing his appearance, von Clay immediately felt that he looked familiar and thought he had seen Uvogin.
However, Uvogin doesn't have an afro curly hair yet, and although both of them are big guys, Uvogin is obviously more muscular in the upper body and chest area, with his muscles bulging explosively.
On the other hand, this burly man, who was breathing heavily, was indeed large, but his large size was mostly concentrated in his abdomen and lower body.
In summary, he's a bit overweight.
As for the chest muscles...
On the contrary, the chest hair should be thicker.
"No wonder he looked familiar..."
The more Von Klay looked at him, the more familiar he seemed, and then he recognized him immediately.
"Daracas Forest Wildlife Park, finally we've arrived!"
After catching his breath, the obese man looked at the gate and sign in front of him and was very happy.
He opened his mouth wide and began to howl at the sky:
"I ran for three days and three nights, and I finally arrived!!"
"Great! We've finally caught the two-headed wolves' breeding season. Now we can go inside and protect them properly!!"
He twisted his arm forcefully:
"Those damn poachers, if I ever see them, I'll twist their heads off!!"
Yes, both his voice and his way of speaking are quite similar to Uvogin's.
It's just that the emotions it contains are a bit too abundant.
For example, right now...
"Wait a minute!!"
The security guard at the entrance called out to the burly man who was about to enter the park.
"This area is off-limits, didn't you see?!"
"I saw it!!"
The burly man straightened his chest, raised his head, and tilted it back:
"I'm a professional hunter too!!"
"Moreover, I am a poacher, specifically to prevent wild rare animals and other endangered species from being poached by poachers..."
"Alright, alright, I don't care what you do for a living~"
The security guard simply waved his hand:
"I only look at hunter licenses."
"As long as you have a hunter's license, I won't say a word and will let you in directly."
"But what if you don't have it~"
The security guard's eyes swept over the burly man, sizing him up.
"Then I have reason to suspect that you are a poacher posing as a professional hunter..."
"You're talking nonsense!!"
Upon hearing this, the burly man flew into a rage.
These words even seemed like a huge insult to him, causing his face to turn blood red with rage.
Commonly known as, it's red-warmed.
Indeed, for a poacher who specifically targets poachers, being called a poacher is certainly infuriating.
"Don't get so agitated."
The security guard pressed his hands down:
"I was just following the rules."
"After all, many poachers have infiltrated this area before, disguised as professional hunters."
"If you were a genuine hunter..."
The security guard extended his hand towards the burly man:
"Then prove it to me."
The so-called proof is, of course, a hunter's license, which symbolizes the identity of a professional hunter.
"That's simply the truth!!"
The burly man huffed and puffed as he reached into his exposed, muscular chest and began to grope around for a while.
The next second, he froze on the spot.
The groping motion paused slightly, then resumed even faster as it rummaged through his clothes.
His face gradually stiffened, and then sweat began to drip continuously from his head.
"That's strange, I definitely had it with me..."
He muttered something to himself, and then not only with one hand, but also with the other, he began to search inside his clothes, but it seemed he still couldn't find it.
He then took off all of his upper body clothes.
security guard:"……"
von Clay: "..."
The two men stared speechlessly at the burly, curly-haired man in front of them, who was scratching at the hair on his body and chest, and shaking his shirt that he had taken off.
Clatter, clang.
All the other identification documents, wallets, and even some small collectibles inside the clothes fell out and landed on the ground.
"That doesn't make sense. Everything else is there, and the hunter's license should be there too..."
The curly-haired, burly man grew increasingly anxious as he searched:
"I remember it very clearly, I had it all on me, and I even checked it before leaving the house..."
"Could it be that it accidentally fell into your pants?!"
He recklessly reached down with both hands.
security guard:"……"
von Clay: "..."
"Stop it right now!!!"
The security guard quickly stopped the curly-haired, burly man from doing something very indecent.
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