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Chapter 77 "Shangdong" Club

December 4, 1983, the first day of the eleventh lunar month, is an auspicious day for opening a business.

"Slimming Hall" has been officially renamed "Fashion & Sports Fitness Club", abbreviated as "Shangdong Club".

Cao Tai chose to open his business today not only because it was an auspicious day, but also because the signboard had just been changed yesterday.

Multiple newspapers, including the Kowloon Daily, had been relentlessly attacking the club for three days, so when the club's doors opened precisely at 8:00 a.m., customers who had been waiting rushed in.

Within just half an hour, more than 300 people flooded into the 800-square-meter gym, most of whom were wealthy and leisurely middle-aged women. Although their husbands were not high-ranking officials or rich men, they were still considered to have some assets.

And because of middle age, people's bodies tend to expand horizontally, and their partners are coming home less and less often.

The threshold of the object itself is getting higher and higher, while the output of the object is getting less and less, which just happened to coincide with the large-scale deployment of "Shangdong" GG.

GG's boasting about body shaping and fitness gave "middle-aged girls" who had been practicing their finger dexterity for a long time a glimmer of hope, so they called on their friends and invited a few close girlfriends to visit "Shangdong" for consultation when it opened.

They're all past the age of judging by looks, and most of them wouldn't admit that they came to check it out because they saw GG's picture of Sangbang shirtless with bulging muscles and overflowing hormones.

Moreover, among the "Shangdong" gold medal coaches introduced in the newspaper is a master who, according to legend, once studied ancient yoga under a high monk in an ancient temple in the Peacock Kingdom.

According to the newspaper, this yoga instructor nicknamed "Bone-Melting Dragon" is really amazing! In the pictures, he actually looks like his bones have melted away as he strikes all sorts of inhuman poses. Just imagining interacting with yourself using those poses makes Chinese women's hearts flutter.

Shi Falong is 25 years old this year and has been working in society for nearly 12 years. However, he lacks the courage to chase after debts and has no connections for smuggling and lending. Since childhood, he has only learned to steal, cheat, and swindle.

Unfortunately, the underworld isn't so kind to lone wolves. By the time they're in their early twenties, let alone have achieved success, they're practically penniless.

I decided to work on a ship with someone for the past two years and spent two years in the Peacock Kingdom.

After returning to Hong Kong Island this year, he surprisingly hooked up with a wealthy young woman by practicing a set of street yoga exercises for a year and a half.

He thought he could reach a new peak in his life, but he never expected that his sister-in-law would turn out to be a kept woman of a minor gang leader.

If things had gone according to plan, Shi Falong would have been on the most wanted list in the martial arts world. Fortunately, the young leader met his end in a gang fight.

By a twist of fate, Shi Falong escaped with his life, while his sister-in-law packed her valuables and ran away. After all, her lover and backer had fallen, and if she didn't run away, she would easily be taken care of by the former underlings of the young boss.

After much painful reflection, Shi Falong realized that it was better to rely on himself than on others, so he mustered up his courage and borrowed 5 yuan from a familiar finance company to open his own yoga studio.

Unfortunately, after the yoga studio opened, it was plagued by flies for three consecutive months, and the owner owed the finance company a total of more than 100,000 yuan in principal and interest. The finance company was about to force his sister to start a business to pay off the debt.

Just then, Shangdong was recruiting talents. Brother Long, who was also known as Nine-Dragon, probably thought that he had some talent, so he helped him pay off his debts on the condition that he sell himself into Shangdong as a private tutor.

With nowhere else to turn, Shi Falong turned to private coaching.

"Wow, Coach Abang, your muscles are so hard, but they feel smooth and delicate like marble to the touch. They're slippery, cool, and so comfortable!" An auntie's eyes lit up as she reached out and stroked Sangbang's firm pectoral muscles.

"Really? Really? I'd like to experience it too..."

"I want one too..."

Suddenly, Sangbang felt as if he were being attacked by tens of thousands of ducks, with only a cacophony of "quack quack quack..." in his ears, and then a dozen hands suddenly appeared on his body.

If he hadn't been holding onto his pants tightly with one hand and covering the ancestral hall with the other, he would have been ripped off by the group of enthusiastic middle-aged women, who would have then taken advantage of the situation to pursue him.

Our international gangster boss, the martial arts fanatic Brother Sangbang who usually kills without blinking an eye, is now as helpless as a pitiful little white rabbit, only able to avoid the lecherous hands as much as possible, while still having to force a stiff smile on his face.

After all, Ms. Tang Xin, the person in charge of our club, said before the opening training that we should treat customers with the same tolerance as we would our family, and make them feel like they are bathed in a spring breeze.

Boss Cao forced him to attend two private lessons every day, totaling 180 minutes, where he was taught a set of low-intensity boxing exercises that he had developed while practicing boxing.

Of course, our little yoga prince, Huagulong, was surrounded by even more enthusiastic housewives. He had tanned skin and his muscle lines weren't as exaggerated as Sangbang's, but his streamlined lines looked softer.

His professional dance costume was embroidered with a large "Shangdong" logo, but at that moment he was also being scorched by the enthusiasm of the housewives, and he lost control of himself almost simultaneously.

One of the housewives who won the prize screamed, making the atmosphere even more lively.

In the end, Tang Xin used a megaphone to loudly direct the other coaching assistants in the club to pull the two out of the human flesh forest.

"Good morning, everyone. Welcome to Shangdong Club. I am Tang Xin, the general manager of Shangdong Club. Today is the grand opening day of our club."

Therefore, we have developed a series of preferential policies. If you apply to become a club member this month, you will receive a 20% discount on our membership fee and can also try two private lessons with our top coaches.

Of course, we also offer a 20% discount if you purchase a private lesson with our instructor this month.

Wearing a white fitted dress that perfectly showcased her curvaceous figure, Tang Xin held a megaphone and spoke in a gentle voice.

Standing next to her, wearing the same style of red dress, was indeed Mengna. This mistress of Liu Yaozu seemed to be in poor spirits lately, her face was slightly pale, and even with thick foundation to cover her heavy dark circles, you could still see traces if you looked closely.

"Manager Tang, you have such a great figure, do you exercise often? Do you have any tips to share?" someone in the crowd asked.

Tang Xin's figure looks plump and fleshy, but she has an extremely thin waist and a flat stomach. Because the tight dress has such a good waist-cinching effect, you can even vaguely see her abs. The housewives watching were extremely envious.

"Yes, I've developed a body shaping and fitness training program for the club. All members who join the club can try it out for free. We'll have specialists to teach and assist you," Tang Xin explained carefully.

However, if clients want to experience her personalized body shaping and sculpting program, that's at a different price, but that can't be said in front of others.

I can only see who is interested or needs it privately, and then we can chat privately. Boss Cao doesn't know much about doing business, but he roughly knows how to sell products at a high price.