Many children, many blessings: Surviving in a public restroom with a newlywed bridesmaid group

"Next, let's give a warm round of applause to wish the newlyweds a long and happy marriage and many children!"

As the emcee's enthusiastic voice rang out, thunderous applause erupted throughout the Sheraton Hotel's banquet hall.

Confetti rained down and champagne towers were filled to the brim.

Lin Ze stood in the corner behind the main table, holding a glass of flat cola.

He looked at the middle-aged woman on the stage, dressed in a pure white wedding gown, with tears glistening in her eyes, and couldn't help but let his lips curl into a wild smile.

That's his biological mother.

My dad has been gone for ten years. My mom single-handedly raised him, this mischievous little devil, and even helped him get a university degree.

Now, Mom has finally found someone to rely on for the rest of her life.

The man standing next to my mother, smiling like an old chrysanthemum, is Uncle Chen.

Uncle Chen has no other skills, but he has a good temper, cooks delicious food, is extremely obedient to his mother, and is also very good to his adopted son Lin Ze.

A few days ago, she even secretly slipped Lin Ze a card, telling him to keep it as seed money for dating in the future.

"Alright, the old comrade has finally landed safely, and it's time for me to retire with my mission accomplished."

Lin Ze downed the cola in his glass in one gulp and let out a burp.

The next step was to toast each table, and it was somewhat superfluous for him, a junior, to stand there.

What's more, his newly purchased AAA games are waiting for him to enjoy them on his newly built computer at home.

After exchanging casual greetings with a few relatives, Lin Ze crouched down and slipped out along the edge of the banquet hall.

As he walked into the hotel lobby on the first floor, the air conditioning made him feel much more energetic.

Just as he was about to reach for his car keys to go to the underground parking lot to get his car, he reached into his suit trouser pocket.

empty.

Then he reached into his shirt pocket.

It's still empty.

"Damn, has he lost his mind?"

Lin Ze slapped his forehead.

I was helping my mom tidy up in the VIP room on the third floor when I carelessly tossed my car keys and wallet onto the sofa.

How do I get home without my car keys?

You can't walk ten kilometers, that would really cause cerebellar atrophy.

Helpless, Lin Ze could only sigh, turn around and step back into the elevator, pressing the button for the third floor.

The third-floor corridor was quiet; most people had gone to the banquet hall for their meals.

As Lin Ze approached the door of the "Perfect Harmony" private room, his hand had just touched the doorknob when he heard a burst of giggling laughter coming from inside.

"Oh my god, Sister Ruobing, your legs are absolutely stunning! This bridesmaid dress is practically made for you—so cool and aloof, absolutely gorgeous!"

It was a vibrant and clear female voice, clearly belonging to Chu Xiaoya, Lin Ze's energetic college junior.

"Alright, stop flattering me. These high heels are rubbing my heels raw, let's finish taking the group photo quickly so I can change into flats."

The other voice was clear and pleasant, exuding a domineering and unapproachable aura.

This is Shen Qingqiu, the legal director of my mother's company, a well-known ice queen.

"Yeah, let's finish filming sooner so we can get some rest. Sister Su Wan, could you check if the zipper on my back is stuck? I can't zip it up..."

The voice that was sickeningly sweet, speaking in a high-pitched tone, belonged to Xia An'an, the famous "social butterfly" among today's bridesmaids.

"Let me take a look. Don't move around, or you'll pinch your flesh."

Finally, that gentle, calming voice made Lin Ze pause slightly as he gripped the doorknob.

Su Wan.

Lin Ze's mother's best friend's daughter is three years older than him.

She was incredibly elegant and poised, with an impeccable figure—the kind of woman who could make passersby bump into a lamppost on the street.

It is said that her family arranged a business marriage years ago, but the day after they got their marriage certificate, the man was in a car accident and became a vegetable. Su Wan divorced him under pressure and has been single ever since.

She usually takes special care of Lin Ze, and Lin Ze always calls her Sister Wan.

"Are they all changing clothes and taking group photos inside?"

Lin Ze hesitated for a moment, but then he remembered that his wallet was still inside, and he couldn't just stand there waiting at the door.

Anyway, they just seemed to be tidying up clothes, not doing anything indecent.

"Ahem, ladies, I'm just grabbing something and I'm leaving, don't worry."

Lin Ze spoke up to remind him, then very gentlemanly pressed the doorknob and pushed the door open to enter.

however.

Just as the door was pushed open a crack!

There was no cozy dressing room as I had imagined, nor was there a room full of perfume.

What greeted Lin Ze was a blinding pure white light that could instantly blind someone!

"Holy crap! Who the hell threw a flashbang indoors?!"

Lin Ze only managed to utter a classic Chinese phrase before his mind went blank with a loud "buzz".

He felt like he had been stuffed into a washing machine; the world spun around him, and the intense feeling of weightlessness almost made him vomit.

……

I don't know how much time has passed.

It might be a minute, or it might be a century.

Lin Ze felt the back of his head hit something hard and cold.

cold.

A bone-chilling cold spread up from below, making him shiver involuntarily.

"Ouch...it hurts."

Lin Ze gasped and slowly opened his eyes.

The vision gradually became clearer from blurry.

The first thing that catches the eye is the snow-white ceiling and a cheap LED ceiling light that emits a somewhat pale light.

He propped himself up and sat up, shaking his still dizzy head, and began to look around.

I don’t know, I’m scared.

This is an enclosed space with an area of ​​only about four or five square meters.

The walls and floors were covered with the cheapest white square tiles.

On one side of the wall, there is a thick L-shaped stainless steel handrail.

In the very center of this small space, there is a pristine white ceramic toilet!

Next to the toilet, there is a small sink with a mirror.

Apart from these, it was just bare walls on all four sides, without even a window.

The only door was a heavy metal door, tightly shut.

"What's going on? Have I time-traveled?"

Lin Ze was dumbfounded.

"This looks like an accessible toilet? A single stall?"

One second they were at the entrance of a luxurious private room in a five-star hotel, and the next second they were thrown into this godforsaken place?

"Even if it's a prank, isn't this a bit too much?"

Lin Ze muttered to himself, preparing to stand up and examine the door.

Suddenly, he caught a glimpse of the ground not far from him out of the corner of his eye.

Holy crap!!!

This is the second time Lin Ze has uttered this national treasure today, and the volume was a full eight octaves higher than the last time.

His pupils dilated instantly, his breath hitched, and he felt his blood pressure spike to the top of his head.

Because less than half a meter away from him, four people were lying haphazardly on the cold tiles.

To be precise, there were four women.

To be more precise, they were four bridesmaids who were chatting and laughing in the private room just moments before!

But this is not the point.

The key point is that it's unclear whether the distortion of spatial laws was caused by the white light just now, or some other strange system setting.

All the exquisite and gorgeous bridesmaid dresses they were wearing vanished into thin air!