The skeleton is too invincible; I leveled up with the school beauty!

The infirmary was filled with the smell of disinfectant.

Su Wanqing sat on the cold metal treatment bed, enduring the pain as she pulled up a little of her school uniform collar to reveal the hideous wound on her shoulder.

The wound edges were rolled back, the skin and flesh were an ominous purplish-black color, the edges were swollen high, and thick yellow pus could even be seen oozing out.

The school doctor frowned as he examined the wound, then leaned closer for a closer look.

But when he saw the color and condition of the wound, he gasped sharply, his eyes widening instantly behind his glasses: "Hiss—why is this wound...black?! What on earth hurt you like that?!"

"It's a goblin... a poisoned dagger..."

Su Wanqing answered softly, her voice trembling slightly from the pain and blood loss.

The school doctor's gaze unconsciously and with intense suspicion fell on Xu Nuo, who stood like a guardian deity to the side, exuding a cold, dark aura.

That look was filled with undisguised scrutiny and...deep suspicion!

It's like watching a major suspect who's under investigation!

"Goblin?"

The school doctor adjusted his glasses, took a step closer to Su Wanqing, and asked in a low voice, "Little girl, tell the teacher the truth... is it this guy...?"

He subtly pointed at Xu Nuo with his finger, "It poked you with its bone club...?"

Xu Nuo was so angry that his bones were cracking.

Depend on!

How could I possibly stab my own Master?

He angrily brandished his massive bone claws at himself, then shook his head frantically.

The bones in his throat rubbed violently, but he could only produce meaningless "clucking" sounds.

Unable to speak, he was so anxious that his soul fire was about to explode!

"It's not him! He's my... contracted beast."

Su Wanqing quickly pressed down on Xu Nuo's restless bony hand.

Su Wanqing suddenly reached out and pressed down on Xu Nuo's bony hand, which was waving angrily, in an attempt to calm him down and also to prove his "innocence".

result--

"Crack!" A crisp sound of bone breaking rang out in the small infirmary!

The air froze instantly.

Xu Nuo stiffly lowered her head, looking at the section of her forearm bone that had completely detached from her body below the elbow and was being held in Su Wanqing's hand.

"....."

The skeleton showed no joy or sorrow, no expression.

But at this moment, his flickering soul flame clearly expressed a profound bewilderment at being maliciously targeted by the entire world!

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An eerie silence fell over the infirmary.

The school doctor's hand trembled, and the needle nearly pierced his own thigh: "Holy crap! Did you buy this skull for 9.9 yuan with free shipping on Pinduoduo? The quality is so bad!"

He pushed up his glasses and muttered under his breath, "This deserves a bad review..."

Xu Nuo's Azure Soul Flame turned into bewildered, beady eyes!

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He silently bent down and clumsily took the severed arm from Su Wanqing's slightly helpless hand with his other bony hand.

Then, like a child piecing together building blocks, he tried to push the broken bone back onto the broken end, making an awkward "click-clack" sound. The school doctor couldn't stand it anymore; his lips twitched, he hesitated for a few seconds, and silently opened his desk drawer.

After fumbling around behind a bunch of needles and cotton swabs for a while, I finally managed to pull out a tube of... industrial-grade super glue—502!

He looked at Xu Nuo, who was diligently "piecing the bones together," with a complicated expression, and tentatively asked, "How about... we really try sticking them together?"

Su Wanqing: "..." (Is this school doctor serious?)

After some effort, the wound was cleaned, sutured, and treated with an antidote ointment by the school doctor, and the treatment was finally completed.

As for the promised severed arm....

In the end, it was up to him.

He gripped the severed arm, found the right spot, and shoved it in with force.

With a soft "click," it was perfectly reset!

The bones in the joint rubbed together a few times, and then the smooth rotation resumed.

Well, as long as it doesn't affect my sword-wielding.

The skeleton is awesome; you can piece it together however you like.

.......

I walked out of the medical room.

The last rays of the setting sun, like molten gold, cast long shadows of the two people on the empty campus path.

Su Wanqing took out her phone and glanced at it, then exclaimed softly, "It's almost five o'clock! I have to go to the hospital to see my mother!"

She hesitated, then turned to look at the tall skeleton beside her, her tone somewhat pleading: "Why don't you... go back to the contract space first?"

Xu Nuo frantically shook the enormous skull, the soul fire in his eye sockets flickering desperately!

The bone hand moved with lightning speed, grabbing Su Wanqing's school uniform hem tightly!

What a joke! He just transmigrated and hasn't even had a proper look at this world yet!

At the very least, I should see the local customs and culture, and taste the food from this other world...

Oh wait, skeletons don't seem to need to eat.

"All right,"

Su Wanqing sighed helplessly, "But you have to promise me you won't point fingers at people randomly."

Xu Nuo nodded immediately, as if pounding garlic.

At the school gate, Su Wanqing waved to a taxi: "Driver, to Luolong Hospital!"

The driver, a middle-aged man with a face full of wrinkles, rolled down his window when he saw Su Wanqing, a stunning beauty of school beauty caliber, and his smile was as bright as a chrysanthemum: "Hello, beautiful lady... Holy crap!!!"

When he saw the two-meter-tall skull with fire-filled eye sockets behind Su Wanqing, his heart sank. "A ghost!!!"

The driver floored the accelerator, and the car shot off like a rocket, a scene straight out of Fast and Furious.

The tires left two trails of black smoke as they rubbed against the ground.

The rear door slammed shut due to inertia, nearly catching Xu Nuo's outstretched bony hand.

Xu Nuo tilted his head, and a question mark floated out from his soul fire.

The second taxi was even more amazing.

Upon seeing them from afar, the driver performed a 180-degree drift on the spot, leaving two perfect arc-shaped black marks on the ground with his tires, his escape speed comparable to that of an F1 car.

"I'm hauling in living people, not dead ones!"

"This order costs extra... no, even with extra money, I won't take it!"

A piercing scream from the driver echoed in the wind.

The driver of the third car was quite bold, waiting until Xu Nuo bent down and climbed into the back seat—

"Click."

The skull's pelvis was stuck in the car door frame.

The driver, seeing this in his rearview mirror, stammered in shock, "B-Brother... can your frame be folded?"

Xu Nuo silently gave the middle finger.

The driver was almost in tears: "Young lady, I just washed this car, and all those bone fragments fell off, it's so hard for me to clean up..."

Ultimately, the driver reluctantly agreed to take them after Su Wanqing promised to pay double the fare plus compensation for emotional distress.

But they made a condition that had absolutely no human rights implications—promising that the skeleton must sit in the trunk.

This is blatant skull discrimination!

"That's too much!"

Su Wanqing's face turned red with anger, and she whispered to Xu Nuo, "Let's change to another car."

However, what followed was even more surreal:

The driver of the fourth car pulled out a bunch of garlic;

The driver of the fifth car began playing the Great Compassion Mantra;

The driver of the sixth car immediately knelt down and kowtowed;

The most outrageous one was the seventh car, where the driver actually pulled out a Bible and started chanting exorcism spells!

Looks like I'll have to take the bus...

Su Wanqing sighed, feeling utterly exhausted.

At the bus stop, the crowd waiting for the bus scattered like birds upon seeing the skeleton soldiers.

The scene resembled a zombie movie set. A girl in high heels ran so fast that her heel broke. Only one elderly woman with a cane, whose legs were weak, managed to stay and asked shakily, "Young man... your cosplay is quite realistic! Which anime convention are you from?"

To demonstrate the friendship between humans and skeletons and to fill the world with love, Xu Nuo volunteered to help the old lady carry her shopping basket.

When the old lady saw the skeleton carrying the vegetable basket, she realized that Xu Nuo was a real skeleton. She was so frightened that she threw away her cane and disappeared around the street corner at the speed of Usain Bolt.

"..."

Xu Nuo looked down at the vegetable basket, then at her bony hands, utterly speechless.

Do I look that scary?

In the end, they managed to flag down a reckless taxi.

The driver was a bald man with a face full of scars, a large gold chain around his neck that could be used to leash a dog, and the words "Take life and death lightly" tattooed on his arm.