Strange Rules of the Game: Starting with Playing Little Grey Wolf!
Chapter 12 Pleasant Goat's Three Questions Test
[Warning: This is a restricted area in Sheep Village. Unauthorized personnel (wolves) are not permitted to enter!]
Today's mood index: Irritable.
Anyone approaching within three meters of the cordon without a pass or permit will be considered an intruder and will be killed without exception.
Below the display screen stood a figure.
It was none other than Pleasant Goat.
At this moment, Pleasant Goat is wearing a crisp white lab coat, reflective gold-rimmed glasses, and a tablet computer in his hand, recording something.
Behind him stood two futuristic-looking combat robots.
Hearing footsteps, Pleasant Goat stopped what he was doing and slowly raised his head.
Those emotionless eyes, through the lenses, coldly locked onto Su Mu.
"Oh? Isn't this our young master from Wolfsburg?"
Pleasant Goat's voice was eerily calm, completely lacking the sunny, boyish charm of his animated counterparts. Instead, it exuded an arrogance and indifference befitting someone in a superior position.
"What, are you here today to send your father off on his deathbed? Or... do you also want to experience what it's like to be electrocuted?"
As soon as he finished speaking, the two Boiling Sheep mechs immediately raised their arms, their dark gun barrels aimed at Su Mu.
Su Mu stopped outside the cordon, his heart beating slightly faster.
Is this the ghost story version of Pleasant Goat? His aura is even stronger than Big Bad Wolf's!
But he showed no fear whatsoever.
Instead, Su Mu flashed his signature, innocent smile and showed the little pink backpack to happy Yangyang:
"Brother Pleasant Goat, I'm here to go to school!"
"Mom says only knowledge can change your destiny. I want to be as smart as Brother Pleasant Goat, so... can you give me a special favor?"
Pleasant Goat was slightly taken aback.
He looked at the little wolf who had an expression of adoration that was even a bit silly, and a hint of amusement flashed in his eyes.
"go to school?"
Pleasant Goat pushed up his glasses, a cruel smile curving his lips.
"That's interesting. A wolf wants to go to school in the sheep village? This is the first time in the history of Green Green Grassland."
"but……"
Pleasant Goat changed the subject and tapped the tablet twice with his finger.
[Triggered the Sheep Village Enrollment Rules]
[1. Sheep Village Big Fat Sheep School adheres to the principle of "education for all (crossed out), survival of the fittest."]
2. To enroll, you must pass an entrance intelligence test.
[3. Those who answer incorrectly will be considered "low-IQ beings" and sent directly to Chief Slow Sheep's fertilizer processing plant.]
Lines of blood-red words were projected directly into the air in front of Su Mu.
"Since you want to go to school, then prove that your brain isn't just full of mutton."
Pleasant Goat looked at Su Mu with icy eyes, "Are you ready? My questions are going to be very difficult."
Su Mu took a deep breath and nodded.
"Come on, Brother Pleasant Goat. Although I'm a wolf, I'm also a cultured wolf!"
In truth, Su Mu was laughing hysterically inside.
Intelligence test?
You want to play an intelligence test with me, a time traveler who has watched 3,000 episodes of TV dramas and even passed the civil service exam on Earth?
If you test me on how to catch sheep, I might have to think about it, but if you test me on something else... hehe.
"The first question."
Pleasant Goat didn't waste any words and went straight to the question.
"If a sheep loses a leg and can't run fast, what should we, as members of the group, do?"
This is a trick question.
According to normal moral logic, it should be "help it" and "take care of it".
But in the world of strange and supernatural rules, especially in this obviously corrupted sheep village, such an answer is absolutely a dead end.
Su Mu's eyes darted around, and he answered almost without hesitation:
"Use it as bait to attract the wolves' attention, and then the other sheep can take the opportunity to escape. Or just kill it to reduce food consumption and it can also be used as reserve food."
Pleasant Goat narrowed his eyes.
He looked at Su Mu with the same gaze one would give a fellow human being.
"Very good. Correct answer."
There was a hint of appreciation in Pleasant Goat's tone.
"Second question. If Village Chief Slowpoke needs to conduct an experiment on the 'limits of pain,' but lacks volunteers, what should you, as a student, do?"
This question is even more insane.
The sheep remained unfazed:
"Of course, we'll go outside and catch a 'two-legged sheep' to bring back for the village chief to experiment on! If we can't catch one, we'll trick those seemingly stupid and useless classmates into going to the lab."
Upon hearing this answer, Pleasant Goat smiled.
It was a genuine smile, the smile of someone who had found a kindred spirit.
"Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant."
Pleasant Goat clapped his hands. "It seems you really are talented, Little Grey. Your level of awareness is higher than most of the stupid sheep in this village."
"The last question."
Pleasant Goat pointed to the door behind him.
"The door is right here. But I don't have the key. The key is inside Boiling Sheep's belly. How are you going to get in?"
This is a practical question.
It's also the most dangerous question.
The two Boiling Sheep mechs were still holding their guns, ready to riddle Su Mu with bullets if he dared to get close.
Su Mu stared at the two cold, impersonal machines, his mind racing.
Robbery? Impossible.
Stealing? That won't do either.
Suddenly, he remembered something.
He took out the half-eaten compressed biscuit from his schoolbag, and then took out the "sheep-repelling spray" that Red Wolf had given him.
"Brother Happy Sheep, since the key is inside their bellies, why don't we just make them spit it out?"
Su Mu waved the "sheep-repellent spray" at the two mechs.
"My mom says that if someone misbehaves, give them a little 'treat'."
As he spoke, he threw the spray bottle directly at the mech on the left.
"Snapped!"
The bottle shattered.
The purple liquid splashed onto the mecha's metal shell, instantly producing a "sizzling" corrosive sound.
"Warning! Armor damaged! System error!"
The mecha emitted a mechanical alarm and began spinning wildly out of control.
Taking advantage of the chaos, Su Mu did not rush towards the door, but instead... handed the compressed biscuit to Happy Sheep.
"Brother, you've been standing here for so long, you must be hungry! Here, have some cookies!"
This series of actions completely baffled Pleasant Goat.
He was testing Su Mu's ability to break through obstacles with brute force, but the little wolf was actually bribing the examiner?
and……
Pleasant Goat looked at the cookie, then at Su Mu's clear, big eyes.
"That's interesting."
Happy Sheep took the biscuit, casually tossed it into his mouth, and chewed it.
"Although the methods were crude, you understood how to leverage interpersonal relationships outside the rules. You passed."
Pleasant Goat snapped his fingers.
"Snap!"
The black iron gate behind him slowly opened, revealing a path leading into deep darkness.
"Welcome to Big Sheep School, Little Grey."
Pleasant Goat turned to the side and made a "please" gesture.
"I hope you can stay here... and graduate."
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