The ever-changing star starts with a rice cooker.
Chapter 99 Fatal Exam
Chapter 99 The Fatal Test (4,000 words)
Good news! You have awakened the power of the world and officially become an Awakener.
Bad news, you've said goodbye to human form for good.
Ning Du shook his head slightly as he looked at Fatty Wang, who was practically in a "petrified state".
Let him process this properly; he'll have a lot of fun when he goes back to school next time.
Wait a minute, why do I suddenly feel like laughing?
Hold on, you must hold on.
"Resume patrol routes!"
Ning Du decided to continue patrolling and killing monsters from another dimension.
Before this, Ningdu was a little afraid, thinking that disasters were not so terrible.
Now that I see it, it's nothing special!
What kind of bullshit rules are these, like headshots and all that?
Gibberish, eat my rice cooker's double-blade slicing technique!
Next!
Once you have confidence, everything becomes easier.
The patrol car continued to navigate through the fog, which was now growing thicker and thinner, making it almost impossible to see the streets. The patrol car could only move forward by scanning with its laser radar.
Ok?
"Another monster. It's time to increase my world power again. Fatty, are you alright? If not, you stay here, I'm going to kill some monsters from another dimension!"
Ning Du couldn't wait any longer, and Wang Li finally came to his senses.
"Wait for me. We're a team."
Quickly, Wang Li put his combat suit back on, but left the helmet off.
With the head getting bigger, the helmet seems a bit small.
Picking up his energy gun, Wang Li shouted, "A toad is fine, it's better than nothing. From now on, call me Toad Sage, croak!"
"Yes, toad spirit!"
"Holy crap, it's the Toad Sage!"
"Oh dear, they all mean the same thing!"
Ning Du stopped the armored vehicle, looked in the direction of the flashing blue light, and strode forward.
After walking a few steps, the surrounding fog suddenly dissipated, and Ning Du spotted a school, brightly lit inside.
"What's going on? Was there a school here before?"
"I don't know, whatever. What's the point of having class at a time like this? It's definitely the work of those monsters from another dimension, ribbit!"
"That makes sense. Even our homeroom teacher, Mr. Xu, wouldn't be teaching at this hour. Let's go!"
Ning Du and Wang Li quickly entered the school.
A quick glance into the classroom revealed that all the students seemed to be taking an exam.
Moreover, the students in every class looked almost identical. The proctors, wearing red dresses and masks, were also the same people.
Ning Du and Wang Li each looked at one rice cooker and the other a toad-man.
Finally, they concluded, "The monsters from another dimension are quite pitiful; they have to take exams even after coming to our world."
"Yeah, the questions look pretty hard. Not a single person looked up. It's so cruel, I can't even bring myself to kill them, quack."
As the two were talking, the proctor suddenly pointed at them.
"Come in and take the exam!"
"Those who cannot complete the exam must die, die!"
After speaking, the proctor took off his mask, revealing a large mouth full of sharp teeth, stretching all the way to his ears, looking extremely ferocious.
Before Ning Du and Wang Li could figure out what was going on, they suddenly saw the classroom expand.
The two people who were standing in the corridor were inexplicably pulled into the classroom, and two tables were placed in front of them.
A pristine white exam paper sits on the table!
"Rule 1: Please finish this exam. Rule 2: You will die if you answer a question wrong. Rule 3: The proctor is always right."
It's that familiar, bullshit rule again. Here's the question.
Question: Do you think you'll die today?
Ning Du was a little confused. What kind of ridiculous question was this?
He then looked at Wang Li's exam paper next to him; the questions were the same.
Fatty Wang was actually thinking about how to answer the question.
"If I answer 'yes,' and I get it right, I'll die. If I answer wrong, I'll break rule two, and answering incorrectly will also kill me. If I answer 'no,' and I get it right, I won't die. But if I still get it wrong, I'll still break rule two. Ugh, so I guess I can only fill in 'no.' But who knows if that's the correct answer? It feels like a trap!"
Quack quack quack!
Ning Du felt like rolling his eyes. You really came here to solve a problem?
Ning Du drew his twin swords and walked toward the proctor.
"Fatty, draw your gun!"
Fatty Wang even waved his hand and said, "Wait for me, Brother Ning. I think I'm about to solve it. This puzzle is quite interesting, more fun than those paid murder mystery games."
Ning Du had no interest in playing these games; he went straight to the proctor.
With a wide grin, the proctor said, "This student, if you don't take the exam properly, you might get eaten!"
Ning Du calmly replied, "What? You want to eat me? Come on, here, have some!"
The rice cooker is sticking forward, afraid of you?
If I can't break your teeth, then I'll just turn into a refrigerator!
The proctor was furious and actually took a bite.
Crunch, crunch, and then I started gnawing on the rice cooker.
Is there no law left?
Is there any morality left in this?
It's impossible for a rice cooker not to catch fire now.
The two swords flew, chopping at the proctor like minced meat.
"You dare to bite me, and you'll bite the rice cooker too. You idiot from another dimension—"
(The following words were too strong and have been censored here.)
Fatty Wang looked up and laughed, "Brother Ning, you're chopping dumpling filling? Go ahead and play a little longer, I'm almost done!"
Ning Du had already hacked the proctor to pieces, but the proctor was still alive and even began to fight back against Ning Du with even greater ferocity.
Her hands grew long claws, her teeth grew longer and larger, and her eyes seemed to bulge out, as she fought Ning Du in a beastly battle stance.
But Ning Du felt as if he were a mutated zombie.
"Multiplied power, accelerated burst, lightning-fast dodge!"
Ning Du shouted loudly. He had mastered the F-level skill, Roar of Power.
If he weren't so busy with both hands, Ning Du would have even considered turning one hand into a giant microphone to boost his morale.
cut!
One stroke and he was beheaded.
The proctor's head was chopped off by Ning Du.
Ning Du held his twin swords horizontally in front of his chest and said in a deliberately low voice, "Don't anger a rice cooker!"
Extremely domineering, with a touch of arrogance.
A cool rice cooker!
Ning Du suddenly thought that if he couldn't be a guardian in the future, he would start a rice cooker brand called "Handsome".
It's sure to sell well!
Turning around, Ning Du was about to admire his masterpiece.
I thought I'd give him at least a few more highlights this time, but to my surprise, when I turned around, I saw the proctor had pushed my head back down.
He was still muttering sternly, "If you don't take the exam, you'll die!"
As soon as the word "death" was uttered, all the examinees present stood up and rushed towards Ning Du with howls.
Holy crap!
At this moment, Wang Li finally put down the test questions and raised the energy gun.
But a third of the test takers also rushed toward him.
"You dare hit me, quack! Don't you know I've awakened?!"
The chaotic battle began, and Ning Du and Wang Li started killing indiscriminately. These guys were all of average strength; they couldn't break through the rice cooker's defenses or the combat suits.
But it just won't kill, it's extremely troublesome!
Even more shameless was that the proctor repeatedly shouted, "If you don't take the exam, you'll die."
This is utterly spiritual pollution!
The rice cooker is a little angry. You can't kill it, can you?
Then come and suffer for me!
The rice cooker grows bigger, I swing it, and the rice attacks—a decisive move.
A large handful of rice was thrown out, and the students present fell to the ground one after another. The effect was even better than Wang Li's energy gun.
Immediately afterwards, Ning Du opened the lid and locked the proctor inside the rice cooker.
Let you be arrogant, let you yell, I'll make sure you don't die!
Ding!
Turn on the rice cooking mode.
This move seemed to frighten the other students.
Even Wang Li exclaimed, "Brother Ning, that's ruthless! I love it!"
The rice cooker starts smoking. Whether you add water or not is irrelevant. Today, I'll show you how terrifying a rice cooker can be.
This is Ning Du's newly developed killer move, called "Rice Cooker Hell!"
"Ah! Ah!"
The proctor was wailing inside the rice cooker.
Being unable to die, yet unable to die, that's pure torture.
Feeling that it was about time, Ning Du poured her out again and pinned her to the ground with a knife.
"Want to come again! Let's see who eats whom this time?"
The proctor looked completely terrified. She probably even regretted being born.
At this moment, Wang Li rushed over, repeatedly saying, "Wait, Brother Ning, don't kill him. Let me handle this!"
Wang Li came over and kicked the proctor in the face, then pulled out the test paper and shouted, "Read after me, the correct answer is 'I don't know.' Hurry up, or I'll throw you back into the rice cooker, quack!"
The proctor, wailing in pain, then stammering, said, "The correct answer is 'I don't know!'"
Wang Li grinned, quickly took out a banknote, and wrote "Can't do it" on the test paper.
The next moment, the entire school seemed to collapse, and all the students and proctors turned into blue figures.
"Start the killing! Start the killing, Brother Ning!"
Without Wang Pangzi needing to remind him again, Ning Du immediately started attacking, and Wang Pangzi took them all down with one shot each.
Once they had dealt with most of the issues and the entire school had completely disappeared, its true form was finally revealed.
Isn't this just an unfinished building?
But no matter what, the spots of light on the ground are real.
Ning Du and Wang Li enthusiastically picked up the stones one by one and then fed them into their mouths one by one.
"Wow, Ning-ge. It tastes so good now. My World Power is increasing so fast!"
"Stop talking nonsense and absorb it quickly. Once someone else sees it, it won't be yours anymore."
"Will I reach Dust Rank soon? I heard that Dust Rank gets a 500 RMB monthly subsidy."
"What? Is that true?"
"What's wrong, Brother Ning? Don't you know?"
"Now I realize, damn it, how many five hundred I wasted!"
Thinking about how many subsidies he hadn't received, Ning Du winced with heartache.
After they had absorbed enough, they walked back to the armored vehicle.
"Fatty, how do you know how to kill them? How to break the illusion?"
"The rules he gave weren't very obvious. They like playing games, so I'll play with them. Three rules, seemingly difficult. But the only solution is to get the proctor to say the correct answer is 'no.' Because of the third rule, the proctor is always right. Ning-ge, you're really good. You beat her until she admits it; otherwise, getting her to say that would be quite difficult."
"Oh, I'll have to play with them. That'll be interesting!"
"Hehe, brothers working together, two hundred pounds is no problem!"
"Is that how it's said?"
The two chatted and laughed as they boarded the armored vehicle.
Today's guardian mission was absolutely awesome.
Ning Du's world core was improving, and so was his world power. In just these two trips, he felt his world power had increased by at least thirty percent. That's almost equivalent to a bottle of world power enhancement potion.
But that's not all; the fog hasn't dissipated yet, so they're still going to make a fortune.
As for Wang Li, he reaped even greater rewards. Not only did he awaken his own power, but he also gained World Power by following Brother Ning. If things continued like this, he felt he could reach the Dust Rank today.
Today is the day to make a fortune! My heart is filled with fighting spirit. And there are free games to play too, it's so awesome!
Normally, playing this kind of game would cost at least a hundred or two.
Today it's not only free, but there are also small gifts!
"Next, next, Brother Ning. Good luck, good luck today—"
Wang Pangzi, the toad, has started to wriggle.
At this moment, Ning Du and the others did not notice that a blue figure was watching them from within the mist.
The blue figure only drifted away after watching the armored vehicle continue driving forward.
Winding and twisting, full of twists and turns.
The blue figure drifted to a place in the city, into a magnificent palace.
The white palace was magnificent inside and filled with servants.
One of the dukes, dressed as a medieval nobleman, is directing his servants to do the final touches, putting up his huge portrait.
After the blue figure floated in, it immediately transformed into the appearance of a butler.
Then, he rushed to the Duke's side and said quickly, "Great Duke, something terrible has happened. The guardians of two worlds have destroyed both of our settlements. They have also killed our companions."
Without turning his head, the Duke said, "What, they're ignoring the power of the laws?"
"No, it seems they've completed the game of rules."
The butler's eyes darted around frantically, and he lowered his voice.
Upon hearing this, the Duke immediately burst into laughter.
"So what? As long as they don't disregard the power of the laws, they're just our playthings. Those who died couldn't even use the power of the laws properly; they deserved to be killed."
Suddenly, the Duke snapped his fingers.
"Here's what we'll do. Let's lure all the remaining guardians in the city here. I'll play a game of law with them and wipe them out in one fell swoop. That way, the city will be ours. Then we'll use it as a base to grow stronger and stronger until we conquer the world. That's our mission."
"Yes, Your Grace, I will go now."
"Yes, remember, all of them. Don't forget anything. I plan to treat them to a perfect dinner, hehe, a final dinner!"
The duke looked at his huge portrait again, opened his arms, and laughed arrogantly.
It was as if he was about to take over the world.
He had no idea where he had ended up.
On the other side, Ning Du and his group, who were continuing to search for the alien monster inside the armored vehicle, suddenly heard intermittent sounds coming from the communicator.
"Come quick—to the riverside park—to save you!"
The voice was intermittent and I couldn't make out who it was.
But Ning Du and Wang Li immediately tensed up.
"It sounds like someone's in trouble; they're calling for help."
"Who's this idiot who can't even beat this? Want to help? Quack?"
"Save them, of course we have to save them. And while we're at it, the spoils are ours!"
"That makes sense, Brother Ning."
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