shit?

Ning Du never expected the reporter to ask such a question.

Is your show serious?

That's a very presumptuous question.

Ning Du was slightly displeased; who interviews people about taking a dump?

You're a reporter with handsome features, yet you start by asking, "How come it's like this?"

With his arms crossed, Ning Du deliberately said, "Pull, why don't we pull? Electric bikes also emit exhaust fumes!"

Xiaoli looked surprised; she was still looking down at Ningdu.

What do you mean?

You're planning to make me perform for you, aren't you?

That's going too far!

Ning Du's eyes widened, and the car lights seemed to light up as well.

He watched as Xiaoli opened and closed her mouth, and she actually asked that question.

"That student with the electric scooter, could you give it to us...?"

She seemed to realize something was wrong halfway through her sentence.

Ning Du shouted in surprise, "You really want to see this? Holy crap, are you crazy? Okay, okay, come on, come on. What am I afraid of with just an electric scooter? Close-up shot, come on! Everyone poops sometimes!"

Ning Du shouted that he was about to make an electric scooter turn around and cause excessive exhaust emissions, which scared Xiao Li away.

"This student with the electric scooter is a bit excited. Okay, let's interview the next student!"

Ning Du pursed his lips.

They dare to interview me with this much audacity? This is a terrible program, I'm blocking them!

After fooling Xiaoli away, another person suddenly jumped out.

He was dressed in a suit and tie, with his hair slicked back and slicked back so shiny it looked like he'd smeared lard on it.

With a beaming smile, the man greeted us as soon as he arrived, "Hello, Rice Cooker!"

Ning Du looked at himself and replied, "Please have some self-respect, I'm an electric scooter now."

The man immediately pulled out his business card and said, "In my heart, you've always been like a rice cooker, a fragrant rice cooker!"

Ning Du looked at the man with suspicion.

Good grief, the way you're saying that's making my exhaust pipe a little nervous.

You don't have a fetish, do you?

After glancing at the other party's business card, Ning Du suddenly realized what was going on.

"Oh, you're from the Daytime Rice Cooker Company, Mr. Zhao! It's a pleasure to meet you."

Ning Du immediately knew what the other party wanted. What else could a rice cooker seller want from him? They must be after his unique talent for "rice cooker energy"!

Sure enough, Mr. Zhao smiled and said, "It's not 'Daily Electric Rice Cooker,' it's 'Daily Rice Cooker,' which means 'The sun sets beyond the mountains, the Yellow River flows into the sea, and to see a thousand miles further, climb to a higher level.'"

Ningdu nodded repeatedly, indicating that the name was well-chosen and showed good cultural refinement.

But if you're hiring him to film a GG (boyfriend/girlfriend) movie, you'll have to pay extra for that name, based on the number of characters!

Mr. Zhao immediately said that it would be fine to call it a daytime rice cooker, and there's nothing wrong with calling it a daytime rice cooker.

"That's about it. I'd like to ask you to film a scene with a guy. Let's film it now, with your looks, you're perfect."

Ning Du nodded in agreement, but there was still one crucial question.

"Um, what's the price? Don't blame me for bringing up money, I've been ripped off so many times. Last time someone asked me to photograph GG, and they paid me by face!"

Mr. Zhao didn't quite understand. What did "using one's face to seal the deal" mean?

Facial recognition?

He certainly didn't realize that it was actually the toilet that was pressing against his face.

But it doesn't matter, money is no problem. At that moment, General Manager Zhao took out several stacks of cash and stuffed them into Ning Du's hand.

"This is all a deposit. How about we keep half of it, and use the remaining half after filming is complete?"

Ning Du stared in disbelief at the money in his hand.

A quick count reveals that there are fifty or sixty thousand of them.

Good heavens, this time we've really struck gold! That's a whopping amount of succubus cups!

Immediately, the horns of Ningdu electric vehicles blared twice in excitement.

"Shoot, shoot now. Shoot however you want."

"Sure, sure. Shall we go now?"

"No problem, I'll just tell my teacher and I'll be right there. By the way, do you need any other photos? The refrigerator, the air conditioner, the vending machine—I can take care of all of those!"

"I know, I know. Let's forget about the others for now. The other models you transformed into aren't selling well."

For the first time, Ning Du felt that his transformation still needed improvement.

We must switch to the latest model in the future.

Refrigerators need to improve too!

……

Ning Du hurriedly followed General Manager Zhao away. Teacher Qin, of course, didn't stop him, but only instructed Ning Du to carefully read the contract before signing, and preferably to take a photo and send a copy back before signing.

Seeing her students earn money made Teacher Qin very happy. She was aware of Ning Du's family situation.

If I can earn more money, at least I'll have enough for my college tuition.

"Hello, Professor Qin, we are the organizers. We would like to invite you to provide commentary in the studio. Do you have time?"

Suddenly, someone came up behind Teacher Qin and asked respectfully.

Teacher Qin immediately knew what was going on.

Ning Du and her team had a dangerous first hurdle to overcome, encountering many unexpected problems along the way. She originally intended to file a strong complaint and make the news.

Is the organizer trying to curry favor? Well, she has to say something!

"Yes, of course."

Teacher Qin gave a soft snort.

Then the visitor said, "There's one more thing. We know your students suffered a lot of injustice this time. So we've prepared a special venting ceremony for you and your classmates. Please take a look!"

Teacher Qin didn't understand what it meant at first. But when she saw what the other person had brought, she immediately smiled!

"You guys have prepared everything perfectly!"

"It's for everyone's benefit!"

The two exchanged a smile. Teacher Qin then said to Bing Xiaomei and the others not far away, "Xiaomei, you two go back and rest. I'm going to be on TV."

"Okay, teacher!"

"Keep it up, teacher!"

"Kill them, teacher!"

With the friendly "blessings" of Bing Xiaomei and the others, Teacher Qin pushed up his glasses and walked confidently toward the studio.

At this moment, inside the studio.

Zhen Hong was still trying her best to explain the situation of the other teams. Bai Xiao, standing next to her, seemed a little distracted.

Unfortunately, the worst thing happened: his boasting backfired!

The rice cooker team successfully completed the challenge.

Moreover, they rushed out while running over the fire dragon's face with an electric scooter. In Bai Xiao's view, it wasn't running over the fire dragon's face at all; it was clearly running over his pre-existing glands.

His legs are twitching so badly he just wants to escape.

If we don't escape now, we'll really have to kiss a live pig-bird in the studio!

Wouldn't his lifelong reputation be ruined in an instant?

Why would you go all out just to appear on a TV show?

withdraw!

We're canceling tonight. This show is lousy; let whoever wants to be on it do it. I, the expert, am not going on it.

When asked, the answer is always "I'm sick"; when playing games, the answer is always "disappear."

I'll find a secluded, beautiful place to hide away, and no matter how many netizens you have, they won't be able to find me.

It's settled then!

Just as Bai Xiao had decided where to go, she saw Teacher Qin Lu walk in.

Zhen Hong quickly got up to greet her, and Bai Xiao followed suit.

"Hello, Ms. Qin Lu. Let me introduce you to Ms. Qin from Yizhou No.1 Middle School, who is also the team leader of the Rice Cooker Team."

Bai Xiao stepped forward and shook hands with Teacher Qin, her face beaming with smiles.

"Teacher Qin, the rice cooker team you trained is truly exceptional!"

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