One person: After being controlled by me, Liu Yanyan wanted to call the police.

Working together, the two killed seven or eight monsters in a row. Lin Feng then realized that his last bit of experience was finally full, and he leveled up.

We can add more points now.

However, he didn't add it; he'll keep it for now, as he doesn't have any good cultivation techniques on hand at the moment.

He continued to stare at the wild boar carcass and waited for a while.

I finally couldn't hold back anymore.

"Cousin."

Lin Feng asked, his tone filled with confusion and dissatisfaction.

Why is the drop rate for these pigs so low?

"Why not eat a pig's tail?"

"Or you could just fry up a chunk of meat, right?"

Once the monster dies, its corpse should disappear or turn into a lootable package containing materials such as [wild boar meat], [wild boar tusks], and [wild boar tails].

Liu Qing: ? ? ?

She looked at the silent, dead wild boar, then at Liu Yanyan, who had a serious expression on her face.

I was completely stunned.

"Exploding pig's tail?"

"Yan Yan, what are you saying?"

Liu Qing walked over with a strange expression and cut off the wild boar's tail.

Seeing this, Lin Feng suddenly realized what was going on.

"Oh—I understand."

"So this game is hardcore realistic, you have to collect things manually."

"Ugh, too much trouble, bad review."

As Liu Yanyan listened to all of this inside her body, she felt like she wanted to disappear into a crack in the ground.

Amazing! Where did you come from, you divine being?!

So you were staring at the corpse the whole time, waiting for it to transform on its own?

No wonder the master was so greedy before, but this time he ignored the money (pig tail) on the ground.

It turns out they didn't consider money as dirt.

"What kind of environment does this master live in?"

"Does that mean the people or animals he killed in the past automatically turn into treasure chests?!"

Lin Feng was not in a hurry to leave.

"Can't you really add chunks of meat or something like that?"

Lin Feng thought that perhaps the wild boar had a bug, and that other animals would explode into chunks of meat after they died.

And so, to Liu Yanyan's astonishment...

The powerful figure who had just been dominating the battlefield like a demon god pulled Liu Yanyan's pink phone out of his pocket.

Proficiently open the browser and enter search keywords.

[Wildlife Distribution Map]

Which wild animals are not illegal to kill?

Liu Yanyan glanced at the screen and was instantly speechless.

"..."

She didn't know how to complain anymore.

Should we say that these experts lack common sense, or that they have too much common sense?

You might say he lacks common sense, but he actually knows to check the criminal law online before killing an animal to see if it's a protected species!

You might say he has common sense, but he thought wild boars would burst their tails and produce chunks of meat.

The real world.

Lin Feng looked at the search results with a disappointed expression.

"These are all animals that cannot be killed casually."

"A beast who'll spend his whole life in jail."

"Forget it, then we won't go hunting."

Lin Feng put away his phone.

"Let's go back to town and turn in the quest."

……

With the collected wild boar tails in hand, the two returned to the relevant department in the city to hand over their mission.

Because it involved wildlife management, the staff took out a bunch of forms and began to explain the form-filling guidelines and various precautions to Liu Qing.

"Sign here...put your fingerprint here...and this..."

For Lin Feng, this was a typical example of "unskippable trashy dialogue".

"Why aren't you finished yet?"

"Doesn't this game have a skip button?"

Lin Feng was somewhat irritated.

Since we can't skip it, we can only find something to do to kill time.

then.

In the solemn office hall, Liu Yanyan suddenly began a series of breathtaking actions.

Jump from the spot.

Squat down.

Jump again.

Move horizontally left or right.

He threw a punch at the air.

It even started running in circles around Liu Qing and the staff, jumping as it ran, like a kangaroo with ADHD.

The staff member's voice grew softer and softer, his eyes filled with increasing terror, until finally he couldn't help but look at Liu Qing.

"Um...is your sister not feeling well?"

Liu Qing covered her face with one hand, wishing she could die on the spot, and even wanted to pretend she didn't know Liu Yanyan.

"No...it's nothing..."

"She just... got a bit out of breath while practicing her kung fu and is just stretching her muscles."

Liu Yanyan let out a desperate wail in her heart.

Hey sir! Stop jumping! Stop spinning!

Expert! Could you please stay put for a while?

Everyone in the hall was staring at me like I was an idiot!

……

After finally getting through the plot, I received a thick stack of red banknotes as a bonus.

After leaving the house, Lin Feng glanced at the money in his hand.

He glanced at Liu Qing beside him again.

As a responsible player, even though I don't want to split the money, I still have to follow the proper procedures.

"Do you want it?"

Lin Feng spoke casually, but made no move to hand over the money.

Liu Qing was stunned for a moment, then quickly waved her hand: "No, no, no, you're the one who made these. I'm just showing you the way. I can't accept them."

"Okay, sure."

Lin Feng didn't refuse at all, and before Liu Qing could even finish speaking, he swiftly stuffed the money into his pocket.

"My savings have increased, I'm so happy."

Liu Qing: "..."

Liu Yanyan: "..."

Wow, you're not just being polite! You're probably afraid your cousin will change her mind!

Lin Feng had only taken a few steps when he suddenly saw a large pharmacy by the roadside.

His eyes lit up.

"Oh right, I also need to buy medicine."

Lin Feng strode into the pharmacy.

Welcome!

The shop assistant greeted her warmly, "Miss, what would you like to buy?"

Lin Feng scanned the shelves but didn't see the familiar "red potion" or "life potion".

So he asked:

"Are there any medicines that can restore health?"

The shop assistant's smile froze: "Huh? A...a cashback?"

"It's like..." Lin Feng gestured, "For example, if I'm about to die, eating this will make me instantly energetic, or if I'm injured and my health bar is empty, eating this will fully restore it."

The shop assistant swallowed hard as he looked at the strangely dressed girl in front of him.

"Um... beautiful lady, we only have medicine, not elixirs..."

"No medicine at all? Even a weaker one will do!"

Finally, after a moment's hesitation, the clerk took out two medicines.

[Quick-acting heart medicine] and [band-aids].

He turned to Liu Qing and said, "Cousin, hit me."

Liu Qing was shocked: "What?"

Hit me, hit me harder.

Looking at her cousin's determined eyes, Liu Qing wondered if this was also a form of martial arts training.

But why did you suddenly ask me to hit you? There wasn't any build-up at all!

So she tentatively reached out and punched Liu Yanyan on the shoulder.

Lin Feng glanced at the health bar.

[HP -5].

"It's gone."

Lin Feng immediately opened the medicine bottle, took out a quick-acting heart-saving pill, and swallowed it.

The tiny gap in the health bar instantly filled up.

"Holy crap? This is a miracle drug!"

Lin Feng was overjoyed, "The health regeneration speed is so fast! It seems like there's no cooldown!"

Liu Qing and the shop assistant were dumbfounded when they saw Liu Yanyan suddenly take a pill.

no……

You got punched, not had a heart attack!

Why are you taking nitroglycerin pills?!

That's a prescription drug! You can't just take it!

Liu Yanyan screamed wildly inside her body: "Master! That's medicine! That's life-saving medicine! Not candy! Eating too much will kill you!"

However, Lin Feng ignored this and manipulated Liu Yanyan to ask.

"Great stuff! How much does it cost?"

"Three, thirty." The shop assistant hadn't recovered from the shock.

"Only thirty yuan a bottle? That's so cheap! I want five hundred bottles!"

"!"

The shop assistant was so frightened that he almost called the police.

Isn't this just an attempt to stage an accident?

I hope they don't die in my shop!

What if I gave her the medicine and she immediately ate it all?

In the end, with the shop assistant refusing to sell him more, Lin Feng only managed to buy two bottles of nitroglycerin pills and a large box of band-aids.

"How stingy! They don't even want to make money."

Lin Feng made a comment, but didn't pay it any mind.

It's estimated that there are purchase restrictions.

After all, quick-acting heart medicine restores health very quickly. As long as you keep taking it, you can keep restoring health, which is invincible and disrupts the balance of power.

He then turned his attention to the band-aids.

"This thing is said to stop bleeding?"

"We have to give it a try."

He looked around and asked Liu Qing, "Do you have a knife?"

Liu Qing took a step back in fright: "Can... nail clippers be used?"

"Too small."

Lin Feng shook his head, turned around and went to the fruit shop next door, where he spent more than ten yuan to buy a sharp fruit knife.

Then, under Liu Qing's horrified gaze...

He raised his hand and, without hesitation, made a cut in the palm of his left hand!

Sizzle—!

Fresh blood gushed out.

A red icon immediately appeared above the health bar: [Bleeding (continuously depleting health)].

"As expected, there is a debuff."

Lin Feng calmly tore off a band-aid.

Apply a band-aid.

One isn't enough, so I'll stick on two.

The abnormal status in the status bar disappeared immediately, and the continuous health loss stopped.

It seems that the band-aid can remove the continuous health loss buff.

Lin Feng made another cut.

But he didn't apply it to the wound on his palm.

But -

Snapped!

It was stuck to his face.

next second.

Something magic happened.

Use a hemostatic tool to remove the bleeding.

The wound on my palm is still there, but the bleeding has actually stopped! And the health bar isn't dropping anymore!

"As long as the item is used, it will work no matter where it is placed."

He took another nitroglycerin pill to replenish the blood he had lost.

"Perfect."

"With these two amazing items, I'll never be afraid of fighting bosses again."

If you get injured, apply a band-aid to prevent continuous bleeding, and then take a quick-acting heart medicine to restore blood flow.

Liu Yanyan originally just thought that the expert had strange hobbies.

But she suddenly realized something.

How come this expert put a band-aid on my face and not only did my injury stop bleeding, but it also stopped hurting!

???

Is that correct?

The reason why a wise person would do this is not simply because they are sick, but because there is a deeper meaning behind it!

Indeed, a master is truly masterful!

It's not the band-aid that's amazing, it's the expert who's amazing!

At this moment.

Liu Qing stared at Liu Yanyan with her big eyes, as if she were looking at an alien creature.

She confirmed it: either Yan Yan had mastered the ultimate martial arts, or she had gone mad from practicing the art.

What are you doing! Cutting yourself is one thing, but at most it shows a bit of self-harm tendencies.

But you cut your palm and then put a band-aid on your face.

Finally, I took another nitroglycerin pill.

He might have mental problems.

……

After doing all this, Lin Feng in the real world glanced at the time.

"It's time to eat."

"I still have to write my novel today."

"What should I write? How about a story about a school that prohibits close contact between boys and girls, but doesn't prohibit lesbians, and a student exploited a loophole, so the teacher can only watch lesbians kiss."

"Hmm, this is a good idea, Platinum Style!"

Lin Feng stretched and clicked "Exit Game".

"Log off!"

……

With Lin Feng's departure from the game.

The feeling of being manipulated receded like the tide.

Liu Yanyan regained control of her body.

"call--!"

She let out a long breath, and almost collapsed to the ground.

Although he had a somewhat inexplicable band-aid on his face, and two bottles of heart medication in his pocket.

But at this moment.

She felt the air was so fresh and the sunshine was so bright.

at last……

Finally, I don't have to be a puppet anymore!

Liu Yanyan touched her face and revealed a bright smile from the bottom of her heart.

That smile was originally very healing.

But to Liu Qing, who was standing nearby, it looked particularly horrifying.

Liu Qing looked at her cousin.

One second she was a stoic, self-harming, drug-addicted, and illogical madwoman.

The next second, she suddenly changed her expression and smiled so...normally?

This extreme contrast is more terrifying than being constantly insane!

Something's not right!

"Something's definitely not right!"

Alarm bells rang in Liu Qing's mind.

"Yan Yan is definitely having mental problems!"

"No! This is too serious! We have to tell our family!"

Liu Qing originally wanted to go directly to the Second Master or the First Master.

But then I thought about it again.

The eldest uncle had just announced that he would make Yan Yan the young clan leader, and the second uncle doted on her even more.

If they find out that Yan Yan has gone mad, she might lose her position as the young clan leader.

We can't ruin Yan Yan's future.

Liu Qing gritted her teeth and decided to talk to her parents first.

……

The Liu Family Mansion.

go home

Liu Qing looked puzzled.

Yan Yan was perfectly normal the whole way.

This is very abnormal. "Yan Yan, how come you feel so alive?"

Liu Yanyan: ?

Liu Qing escorted Liu Yanyan back to her room, watching her carefully place the two bottles of nitroglycerin pills and the remaining band-aids on the bedside table.

Liu Yanyan dared not throw it away, fearing that a powerful figure might come online and cause a scene.

After settling Liu Yanyan in, Liu Qing immediately went to find Liu's mother.

"Auntie! Something terrible has happened!"

Liu Qing recounted the events of the day in detail, from beginning to end, with vivid descriptions and embellishments.

Things like "jumping around in the air in the lobby," "self-harming by sticking things to his face," "eating heart medication like candy," and "having a blank, dead look in his eyes before suddenly laughing happily"...

Upon hearing this, Liu's mother turned pale and could barely hold her teacup.

"This...this really was done by Yan Yan?"

"It's absolutely true, Auntie!" Liu Qing stamped her feet anxiously. "And the scariest thing is, she's acting like nothing happened again!"

"This is definitely a mental health issue!"

Liu's mother also had a short temper.

"No! We have to take her to get checked out!"

Liu's mother pushed open Liu Yanyan's bedroom door, her face full of a kind smile.

"Yan Yan! You've had a hard day! I need to talk to you about something!"

Liu Yanyan had just lain down to rest when she saw her mother come in. "Mom! Is something the matter?"

"Um... Mom has an old friend she hasn't seen in a long time."

Liu's mother's eyes darted around as she made up a lie, "Why don't you come with me?"

Liu Yanyan found it strange.

Why did you bring me along when you met your friend?

Having just been tormented by a master, she is exhausted both physically and mentally, and all she wants to do now is lie down at home.

"Mom, I don't want to go..."

"Go on, go on! Just consider it keeping Mom company!" Without waiting for a reply, Liu's mother pulled Liu Yanyan outside. "Liu Qing is waiting outside too, let's go together!"

When they arrived at the entrance, they saw Liu Qing already waiting in his car.

Liu Yanyan got into the car and casually asked.

"Cousin, where are we going?"

Liu Qing's hand on the steering wheel trembled slightly, and he chuckled dryly, "Ah...it's quite close, quite close."

The car was speeding along.

Looking at the scenery outside the window, Liu Yanyan felt increasingly uneasy.

Why is this road getting more and more remote?

Moreover, the sign on the roadside reads "[XX City Mental Health Center -> 500 meters]".

"Mom, does your friend work at a mental hospital?"

Liu Yanyan turned her head and looked at her mother suspiciously.

Mother Liu broke out in a cold sweat: "Ah, right! She's the director there! Yes, the director! Her medical skills are superb!"