Unconventional blind dates

Chapter 80 This is too outrageous!

I opened my eyes to a clear blue sky.

Lu Li checked his physical condition.

It must have been on a bumpy tricycle.

He could already hear the powerful sound of Xing Tian pedaling the chariot.

Lu Li was also very familiar with the soft and elastic feeling at the back of his head.

He had experienced this feeling many times before.

Knee Pillow.

It's a knee pillow.

The bright, clear sky in sight was obscured by the face of a girl whose beauty, both pure and innocent, surpassed the limits of human attractiveness.

"Brother Lu Li! You're awake!"

Lu Li slowly sat up from Ji Mo's lap. "What am I doing?"

"Brother Lu Li, you've been unconscious for two days and two nights. Tomorrow will be your last day." Ji Mo bit her lower lip, her voice full of reluctance.

Nine parts are true, one part is false.

She hadn't expected that guy to be so ruthless. It was just an "accidental" touch! Did he really have to beat her so badly that she was unconscious for two days and two nights?

If word got out that Lu Li was touching you, countless guys would be envious!

Some people even came to our door saying that you used your breasts to take advantage of Lu Li's hands!

Moreover, she didn't have much time to begin with, and being able to extend it from three days to seven days was already a result of suppressing her power to the limit.

And then you kept me going for two days and two nights?

But it's not without its advantages.

At least for the past two days and two nights, she had enjoyed kissing Lu Li to her heart's content.

This thing is way more exciting than petting a cat!

"So... I was knocked unconscious by that guy surnamed Ji?"

Lu Li patted his face and shook his head.

That memory of his has been completely erased, in a physical sense.

His last memory was that he had pinched the other person's chest.

He has no recollection of what happened after that.

"By the way, where is she?"

Lu Li looked around.

They were no longer at the foot of Baiyun Mountain, but on a vast, unfamiliar grassland.

In other words, Xing Tian was very capable. Although there were occasional bumps, the tricycle was pedaled very steadily on the grassland, if not as smoothly as walking on flat ground.

Moreover, Ji Mo's original body is not present.

Did you leave halfway through?

But according to Ji Mo, who was by his side, the bet was still going ahead.

In addition, she accidentally attacked his delicate hand with that useless lump of fat on her chest, but didn't kill him.

Could we say that she wasn't actually that angry?

"I don't know." Xing Tian, ​​who was pedaling the tricycle in front, didn't turn his head and kept pedaling fast. "After she finished sparring with you, Brother Li, she stood there staring at you for a long time, then said, 'Let's continue the bet,' and hurriedly flew away."

Xing Tian was suffering in his heart, but he didn't say it.

In his view, there are only two possibilities for Lu Li to be Ora Ora.

First, Lu Li was genuinely no match for him; he was completely outmatched from start to finish.

Secondly, the two of them were flirting.

Xingtian thought the first one was impossible.

After all, Lu Li is so strong.

Even if you can't beat them, you can't be completely overwhelmed and unable to fight back the whole time, right?

Furthermore, if they were truly powerless to fight back, why didn't the top three dungeon bosses go all out?

They even said the bet would continue.

This is clearly a problem!

Then it can only be the second possibility.

Or it could be the third type: more than friends but less than lovers.

In any case, it's Xing Tian who's going to suffer.

"Brother Li, don't ask why we ended up on the grasslands. The answer is that Baiyun Mountain collapsed, and we almost died at the foot of the mountain."

Lu Li was startled. "Huh? The mountain collapsed? Why?"

That doesn't make sense.

"Alien invasion."

"What did you say?"

Lu Li rubbed his ear and asked again, "Sorry, I didn't hear you clearly. I think I heard you hear the word 'aliens'?"

"I didn't say anything wrong, and you didn't hear me wrong either, Brother Li." Xing Tian said expressionlessly, his tone numb. "It was aliens who destroyed Baiyun Mountain."

Lu Li was baffled. "Why?!"

"Because they've announced they're going to invade Earth tomorrow. Hehehe."

Xing Tian gave a wry smile, like a lunatic, "Because you, Brother Li, have dodged every single accident since you fainted, the accidents are starting to get even more outrageous."

He stopped the car, turned around, and let Lu Li see his face.

Half of the skin on his face was gone.

He now looks a lot like "Two-Face" from DC Comics.

"This is what I've experienced over the past two days and two nights. After you fainted yesterday, a sudden downpour started, which turned into a flash flood. I managed to get you all to the mountain by sheer luck."

"Then came the lightning storm, which I barely managed to withstand with the help of spells."

"Immediately afterward, before I could even rest, the aliens suddenly fired an energy cannon from space that obliterated Baiyun Mountain. They then said it was a warning and that they would invade Earth the next day. That's how I got this condition on my face."

Lu Li was stunned when he heard what was said, and for a moment he didn't know how to react.

He was only unconscious for two days and two nights, and so many things happened?

And the art style seems a bit off.

"So that means we can just take down those aliens tomorrow? As long as we survive tomorrow, the aliens won't be a problem, right?"

Lu Li wasn't too worried about any aliens.

According to Xing Tian's description, those aliens were at most a little more technologically advanced than Earth's, with a higher level of technology in space jumps and energy weapons.

But with so many countries on Earth, it's not unreasonable to hold out for just one more day, right?

The enemy isn't the Trisolarans; a single "droplet" could wipe out the entire Earth army.

"Brother Li, you're right." Xing Tian didn't know whether to laugh or cry. "In fact, nobody cares about aliens, because there's an even bigger problem."

Lu Li suddenly had a bad feeling. "What trouble?"

Xing Tian spoke expressionlessly and numbly, "The greenhouse effect is causing global warming, which is causing glaciers to melt. The melting of glaciers is causing temperatures to drop. It is estimated that the temperature will drop to below minus thirty degrees Celsius tomorrow. Then the temperature will rise again, and the melting glaciers will turn into tsunamis that will submerge all island nations and coastal cities. A week later, there will be no land on Earth above sea level."

Lu Li nodded. "That's not a big problem. As long as we can get through tomorrow's low temperatures, it's not an issue for us."

"Yes, but there's an even more serious problem," Xing Tian said, his expression still numb.

"Anything else?" Lu Li was also numb. "What could be more serious than this?"

Xing Tian smirked, "If an asteroid were to hit Earth, according to experts, the planet would basically be gone."

"When?"

"Between 8 PM and 10 PM tomorrow night."

Lu Li turned back to Ji Mo and asked, "What time did she agree to meet?"

Ji Mo answered timidly, "Tomorrow night at ten o'clock."

Lu Li: "."

What's the point of playing this game?!

That damn luck monster cheated!

Is this some kind of outrageous nonsense?!

"By the way, Brother Li," Xing Tian said blankly, "you've been getting a lot of phone calls all day."

Xingtian's heart is dead.

He originally thought that neither he nor Lu Li were from this world, so as long as he could survive until he left this world, it wouldn't matter if he was missing an arm or a leg.

Therefore, he steadfastly followed in Lu Li's footsteps!

During the two days and two nights that Lu Li was unconscious, he also thought a lot.

Originally, he planned to abandon Lu Li and run away, hoping to survive until tomorrow.

After all, the big boss was targeting Lu Li. As long as he wasn't near Lu Li and this little girl, the bad luck wouldn't catch up with Xing Tian.

As for his relationship with Lu Li?

Stop joking, he's an Arrival!

In a life-or-death situation like this, it's always best to stay as far away as possible!

As a result, the various absurd news over the past two days and two nights caused Xing Tian to become completely withdrawn.

It seems the world is about to be destroyed!

He won't be able to return to the space if he doesn't survive until tomorrow!

So he could only grit his teeth and persevere, determined to hold out until Lu Li woke up!

As long as Lu Li wakes up, there will be a way!

This is the belief that has sustained him until now!

Seeing this reaction, Lu Li was at a loss.

What's the point of playing then?!

His heart is dead.

(End of this chapter)