Unconventional blind dates
Chapter 9 The Corpse Speaks
This question is difficult to answer.
And to be honest, Lu Li felt like he was about to be taken down.
But it's not the right time yet!
One of Lu Li's strengths is that he knows what kind of person he is.
He's timid and lecherous.
It can't be said that one's values follow one's appearance, but at the very least, when faced with a girl who shows her wholehearted kindness, even knowing she's a monster, Lu Li would still be moved.
But being moved doesn't mean taking action; that's his cowardly side.
Rather than that, he would rather choose a normal human wife who isn't as pretty.
But the most important thing now is not to let Miss Bai lead her to her rhythm.
Taking a deep breath, Lu Li regained his composure. "Miss Bai, it's your turn to ask a question."
"Okay." Bai Muli couldn't wait any longer. "Mr. Lu, what do you like about me?"
Lu Li: "..."
This is a really difficult question to answer.
It may seem like a simple question, but there are actually traps inside.
The question "What do you like about me?" directly presupposes a premise—"You like me."
Taking a deep breath, Lu Li replied, "I like you when you're not going on blind dates with me."
Bai Muli's smile remained unchanged. "Mr. Lu, it's your turn to ask a question."
Lu Li asked the question he wanted to know.
Why do you like me? How did you meet me?
"These are two separate issues, but never mind." Bai Muli's unfocused golden eyes stared at him. "Because you're the only one in my eyes."
"What question is this answer to?"
Both of them.
Both are...
Looking into Miss Bai's eyes, Lu Li felt a wave of dizziness, as if looking at them for too long would drain all his energy into those unfocused golden eyes.
Clutching his head, he asked his next question, "What...is your ability?"
Bai Muli didn't mind his breaking the rules, and immediately replied, "This is roughly the level of ability to make people dream."
Lu Li: "..."
Are the abilities of these monsters really that random?
It sounds unremarkable.
[The ability to make people dream], [The ability to reverse things to a certain degree].
But you can't think about it too much.
If you think about it carefully, these two abilities... are terrifying!
If the reversal is only about small things, then it can be considered funny.
But if...
You can die from breathing oxygen, you can die from thirst from drinking water, you can die from starvation from eating, you can die from skin contact with air, the older you are, the younger you are, the healthier you are, and the healthier you are, the weaker you are.
And much, much, much more...
This is absolutely terrifying.
Similarly, the ability to make people dream is not so simple.
The simplest point is that Lu Li is currently in a dream, and all his senses tell him that this is the real world.
Touch, hearing, taste, smell, and sight—everything is just like the real world.
This shows just how terrifying it is.
Basically, it can be understood as a non-gyro version of Inception and an enhanced version of Freddy Krueger from A Nightmare on Elm Street.
Of course, this is just Lu Li's understanding.
But Miss Bai is definitely not weak.
Just think about the abilities of Luo Qianning, the blind date you haven't even met yet—that's a terrifying power capable of changing the world!
And then Miss Bai actually dared to steal her thunder!
What does this tell us?
This shows that Bai Muli is not afraid of Luo Qianning.
Therefore, her abilities are unlikely to be lacking.
Looking at the smiling, golden-eyed Miss Bai, Lu Li was speechless for a moment.
Fortunately, at that moment, the white-haired lady with a single ponytail wearing a bikini apron came over. "Ready? Dinner's ready!"
Lu Li sighed inwardly.
In any case, let's get through this dream first.
We'll figure something out after I wake up.
............
"Brother Xingtian, what do we do? Are we just going to wait for him to wake up? He'll need ten hours to wake up, and only four hours have passed!"
Hearing his teammate's question, Xing Tian stared intently at Lu Li, who was fast asleep on the ground, his brows furrowed. "This man is terrifying. I don't think we can leave this room alive."
"The most important thing now is communication. If we can communicate... we don't have any fundamental conflict of interest with him. Wait!"
The four people assumed a defensive stance.
Because the man on the ground sat up.
He looked down at his hands, then raised them to touch the contours of his face, before grabbing the front of his suit jacket and taking a deep breath.
"This is... Mr. Lu's flavor..."
He opened his eyes, his unfocused golden pupils sweeping over Xing Tian and the other three.
"You lot, take me to the source of the world being upside down."
Xing Tian gritted his teeth, "If we take you there... can you spare our lives?"
Lu Li sat in a chair with his legs crossed, a half-smile on his face, and his voice was very gentle.
"No way~~"
"Please... have mercy on me..."
The only remaining woman among the four suffered a mental breakdown.
She knelt on the ground, tears streaming down her face, and even kowtowed repeatedly, begging for mercy.
She kept her head down, and although she was crying and shouting, her expression was fierce, and her left hand had begun to gather energy and turn black.
"Um......"
Lu Li rested his chin on his hand, his unfocused golden eyes looking down at them condescendingly. "The corpse is talking."
The woman suddenly grabbed her own neck with her left hand, tightening her grip more and more.
She struggled desperately, but she couldn't break free from the left hand gripping her neck.
click-
With a sharp crack, she knelt on the ground, the back of her head hitting her back, her purplish-blue, ferocious face meeting the eyes of Xing Tian and the other two.
The three men were deathly pale, their bodies trembling, yet they dared not make a move.
They even held their breath.
Snapped--
Lu Li snapped his fingers.
The woman's corpse, who had been kneeling on the ground, slowly rose to her feet.
She held her head with both hands to straighten it, and then pressed it down.
click-
Everything has returned to normal.
She twisted her neck, and with a series of cracking sounds of bones breaking, she grew taller and her figure improved.
Her black hair, which originally only reached her shoulders, now fell down to just cover her hips.
She leaned close to Lu Li and gently pecked the corner of his lips.
"Isn't it disgusting to kiss yourself?"
"Disgusting~" Bai Muli, dressed in that woman's clothes, blinked. "But because it's Mr. Lu's body, it's not disgusting~~"
Turning around, a gentle smile graced her inhumanly beautiful face, which belonged to Bai Muli. Her unfocused and emotionless golden eyes swept over the three of them. "Let's go~~"
............
In Lu Li's dream—
Lu Li, who was eating, suddenly touched the corner of his lips.
He felt something soft touch the corner of his lips.
Looking up, the two Bai Muli sitting opposite him both had smug expressions on their faces, like they had "successfully stolen a chicken."
"What's wrong?"
There's nothing there~~
The two Bai Muli exchanged a glance and spoke at the same time.
Lu Li raised an eyebrow, said nothing, and continued eating with his head down.
Stir-fried green peppers with eggs, Mapo tofu, stir-fried greens, Peony Swallow's Nest Soup, braised pork ribs, cumin lamb...
These are all his favorite dishes.
Unexpectedly, Bai Muli's cooking was even better than his mother's.
Really fragrant!
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